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Dial M for Middlesbrough

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Ed Bye

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UKTV

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https://gold.uktv.co.uk/shows/dial-m-middlesbrough/

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Newsreader

Detective

Edna

Annette Crosbie

Jed

Darren

Phil

Police Officer

Gemma

Hilda

Mary

Selina Griffiths

Evie

Chad

Jane McDonald

Radio DJ

Susan

Penny

Mildred

Terry

H

Ian 'H' Watkins

Neil

Businessman

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Terry Jed Evie Penny Neil Gemma Susan Edna

I was making a fresh batch and I heard - Dial M for Middlesbrough

I was making a fresh batch and I heard

Right, can you fix it quickly? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Right, can you fix it quickly?

Yeah, we're stuck here. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Yeah, we're stuck here.

Ragout really... - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Ragout really...

I'm telling you now what I told you before - Dial M for Middlesbrough

I'm telling you now what I told you before

Welcome, welcome everyone
to Shady Creek Caravan Park. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Welcome, welcome everyone to Shady Creek Caravan Park.

Welcome. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Oh do you know Gemma then? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Oh do you know Gemma then?

I used to come here on my holidays. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

I used to come here on my holidays.

Lovely caravan number four. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Lovely caravan number four.

Drink? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

He's supposed to poo in the
box, like a good boy should. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

He's supposed to poo in the box, like a good boy should...

Yeah, it could be twins. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Yeah, it could be twins.

Are you staying long then? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Are you staying long then?

What was that? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Gorgeous. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Excuse me, we need another caravan - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Excuse me, we need another caravan

Easy now my love remember we have each other - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Easy now my love remember we have each other

And not a brain cell between them. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

And not a brain cell between them.

If you're wanting something
to complement the flavour, - Dial M for Middlesbrough

If you're wanting something to complement the flavour,

Sorry, good to see you in the flesh Gemma. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Sorry, good to see you in the flesh Gemma.

He's right about one thing. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

He's right about one thing.

Oh dear God, this is just awful. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Oh dear God, this is just awful.

Mary. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

actually, I get a bit
seasick these days Darren. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

actually, I get a bit seasick these days Darren.

Mary. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

A hand? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Swing ball? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

There's been a murder. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

There's been a murder.

You have my hair, you have my hair. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

You have my hair, you have my hair.

This is it. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

No Phil, I'm not enjoying this. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

No Phil, I'm not enjoying this.

You know I'm thinking, we've seen - Dial M for Middlesbrough

You know I'm thinking, we've seen

Terry, you all right? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Terry, you all right?

God I don't know what's wrong with her. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

God I don't know what's wrong with her.

So do you guys do this a lot? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

So do you guys do this a lot?

We should be careful. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

We should be careful.

Oh my God Susan, what are you doing here? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Oh my God Susan, what are you doing here?

-Gemma?
- Shh. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Working out, yeah? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Working out, yeah?

I'm sorry I just can't... - Dial M for Middlesbrough

I'm sorry I just can't...

There's something in her hand, what is it? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

There's something in her hand, what is it?

It's... - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Let's get back to the park. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Let's get back to the park.

Terry we're still waiting. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Terry we're still waiting.

Look, I think we found something. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Look, I think we found something.

No, we've no spaces in the middle. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

No, we've no spaces in the middle.

And I think this conversation's
come to a natural end. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

And I think this conversation's come to a natural end.

Oh my God, I thought he'd never go - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Oh my God, I thought he'd never go

Oh, lets just knock it on the head, eh? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Oh, lets just knock it on the head, eh?

We're gonna die. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

We're gonna die.

Down on one knee? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Down on one knee?

-Chad is very weird.
- Very. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

-Chad is very weird. - Very.

Chad, you forgot your pants. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Chad, you forgot your pants.

Ah, if you're looking for - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Ah, if you're looking for

Darren behaving as expected. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Darren behaving as expected.

This is Chad's caravan. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

This is Chad's caravan.

I'm starting to feel like - Dial M for Middlesbrough

I'm starting to feel like

And I think we found our murder weapon. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

And I think we found our murder weapon.

That puts him near to Leeds airport. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

That puts him near to Leeds airport.

Terry... - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Just make yourself at home. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Just make yourself at home.

Right, this is our first interrogation. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Right, this is our first interrogation.

Oh, oh you're in deep
doodoo you are, deep. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Oh, oh you're in deep doodoo you are, deep.

If you give me a second
I can clear this up. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

If you give me a second I can clear this up.

Well you'd better start talking then. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Well you'd better start talking then.

Why you look here, listen, hear my words. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Why you look here, listen, hear my words.

I'd really have to kill you then. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

I'd really have to kill you then.

So, how do you know
once the police get here - Dial M for Middlesbrough

So, how do you know once the police get here

Do you smell that? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Do you smell that?

Terry, can you lift me up so
I can see if they're in there? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Terry, can you lift me up so I can see if they're in th...

I was about to do that. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

I was about to do that.

Sit down. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

I'm so sorry Edna. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

I'm so sorry Edna.

Although I only knew him for
a very short time, Clive was - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Although I only knew him for a very short time, Clive was

This is the worst day of my entire life. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

This is the worst day of my entire life.

Come here. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

No, no, no, no, no. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

No, no, no, no, no.

What is she talking about? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

What is she talking about?

Oh booger,. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Gemma? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

It's empty. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Terry, he's reloaded it
he's aiming it towards me. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Terry, he's reloaded it he's aiming it towards me.

Oh God my ribs. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Oh God my ribs.

So what do we know? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

So what do we know?

Susan, we forgot about Susan. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Susan, we forgot about Susan.

They're in there all right - Dial M for Middlesbrough

They're in there all right

Okay, I'll open the coach
doors, you grab Edna. - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Okay, I'll open the coach doors, you grab Edna.

Come on, we'll get on board - Dial M for Middlesbrough

Come on, we'll get on board

Gemma? - Dial M for Middlesbrough

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Director: Ed Bye

Writer: Jason Cook

Production: UKTV

Genre: comedy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.4

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 14 Dec 2019

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Homepage: https://gold.uktv.co.uk/shows/dial-m-middlesbrough/

Draper's Tours Collection: Murder on the Blackpool Express, Death on the Tyne, Dial M for Middlesbrough, Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Also watch: Interstellar, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, Joker, Star Wars: Episode VIII The Last Jedi, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, The Maze Runner, Me Before You, Poor Things, Thor: Ragnarok, BlacKkKlansman, Oppenheimer, Kung Fu Panda 3, John Wick: Chapter 3 Parabellum, Freaky, Doctor Strange, Coco, The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Spider Man: No Way Home, Black Panther