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Excuse me, we need another caravan because the one you've given us is icky. Icky. I'm...

Excuse me, we need another caravan because the one you've given us is icky. Icky. I'm standing here covered in ick. There's fleas in the towels. How will we know that
they're clean fleas then? They must've just jumped
out from the shower. Nothing but the best at Shady Creek. No, sorry, no. We booked this in good faith. Our faith was good, and we
have now lost that faith. Now I've spoken to my husband
Phil about this at length, but the more I talk, the angrier
he has gotten, look at him. So I'm going to have
to calm Phil down now, because if he kicks off,
you will not like it. It's all right babe, don't worry. No one forgets one of
Phil's tongue lashings. He lashed me with his tongue once and I have never forgotten it. Yes, I imagine you wouldn't. Easy now my love, remember
we have each other. One heart, two people,
four legs, one purpose

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Excuse me, we need another caravan
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because the one you've given us is icky.
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Icky.
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I'm standing here covered in ick.
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There's fleas in the towels.
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How will we know that they're clean fleas then?
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They must've just jumped out from the shower.
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Nothing but the best at Shady Creek.
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No, sorry, no.
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We booked this in good faith.
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Our faith was good, and we have now lost that faith.
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Now I've spoken to my husband Phil about this at length,
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but the more I talk, the angrier he has gotten, look at him.
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So I'm going to have to calm Phil down now,
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because if he kicks off, you will not like it.
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It's all right babe, don't worry.
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No one forgets one of Phil's tongue lashings.
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He lashed me with his tongue once
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and I have never forgotten it.
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Yes, I imagine you wouldn't.
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Easy now my love, remember we have each other.
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One heart, two people, four legs, one purpose.
Duration
60 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:05
Uploaded
Jun 07, 2025
Genres
Production
UKTV

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