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Diamantino

No results But I had no offshore accounts

No results But I had no offshore accounts

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But I had no offshore accounts.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:11
Uploaded
Jun 19, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy, sci-fi

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Movie Summary

Diamantino, the world's premiere soccer star loses his special touch and ends his career in disgrace. Searching for a new purpose, the international icon sets on a delirious odyssey where ... See full summary »
I only had photos of baby animals and other cute stuff. - Diamantino 00:05
I only had photos of baby animals and other cute stuff.
Of course, she liked them and laughed. - Diamantino 00:06
Of course, she liked them and laughed.
After Dad died, - Diamantino 00:06
After Dad died,
But they were sending my money to a secret account in Panama. - Diamantino 00:05
But they were sending my money to a secret account in Panama...
She walked in the water - Diamantino 00:08
She walked in the water
And little fish that looked like zebras. - Diamantino 00:04
And little fish that looked like zebras.
Supposedly the doctor wanted to find the source of my genius on the field. - Diamantino 00:06
Supposedly the doctor wanted to find the source of my genius...
Oreos, - Diamantino 00:04
Oreos,
When was the last time you had sex? - Diamantino 00:04
When was the last time you had sex?
Must be cool, - Diamantino 00:05
Must be cool,
The genetic code that you are inserting in Diamantino's body - Diamantino 00:11
The genetic code that you are inserting in Diamantino's...
The clownfish genes are linked to hermaphroditic genes - Diamantino 00:07
The clownfish genes are linked to hermaphroditic genes
Diamantino may grow breasts. - Diamantino 00:04
Diamantino may grow breasts.
All brain activity is functioning at 10% of the normal level. - Diamantino 00:06
All brain activity is functioning at 10% of the normal level...
His cognitive capabilities equal those of a child - Diamantino 00:06
His cognitive capabilities equal those of a child
Diamantino, can you describe what you see on the field? - Diamantino 00:04
Diamantino, can you describe what you see on the field?
I see the net, the grass. - Diamantino 00:04
I see the net, the grass.
I also see the linesman - Diamantino 00:06
I also see the linesman
At the end of my appointment, - Diamantino 00:06
At the end of my appointment,
- Look at your dad's cat shit there. - Shit everywhere. - Diamantino 00:05
- Look at your dad's cat shit there. - Shit everywhere.