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"Diamonds Are Forever" quotes

Diamonds Are Forever poster
A diamond smuggling investigation leads James Bond to Las Vegas, where he uncovers an evil plot involving a rich business tycoon.

Director: Guy Hamilton
Writer: Richard Maibaum, Tom Mankiewicz, Ian Fleming
Production: N/A
Year: 1971
MetaScore: 59/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $43,819,547
Released: 17 Dec 1971
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 2 wins & 4 nominations total
Well it appears that you're holding all the aces - Diamonds Are Forever 00:15 Well it appears that you're holding all the aces Franks Peter Franks - Diamonds Are Forever 00:09 Franks Peter Franks I see you've met my friends Bambi and Thumper - Diamonds Are Forever 00:06 I see you've met my friends Bambi and Thumper Bond Where is he - Diamonds Are Forever 00:15 Bond Where is he There's a lot more to you than I had expected - Diamonds Are Forever 00:06 There's a lot more to you than I had expected Presumably I'm the condemned man - Diamonds Are Forever 00:12 Presumably I'm the condemned man There must be some mistake I didn't order anything - Diamonds Are Forever 00:47 There must be some mistake I didn't order anything Bert Saxby Yeah - Diamonds Are Forever 00:09 Bert Saxby Yeah Please don't get any foolish notions - Diamonds Are Forever 00:47 Please don't get any foolish notions How disappointing I expected one head of state at the very least - Diamonds Are Forever 00:17 How disappointing I expected one head of state at the very... What if they won't accept our ultimatum What if they attack - Diamonds Are Forever 00:16 What if they won't accept our ultimatum What if they... Whyte Is this your herd Mr Whyte phone call from Washington - Diamonds Are Forever 00:08 Whyte Is this your herd Mr Whyte phone call from Washington There goes that son of a bitchin' saboteur - Diamonds Are Forever 00:05 There goes that son of a bitchin' saboteur Nice place you have here - Diamonds Are Forever 00:36 Nice place you have here Felix if she gives your men the slip Relax I have 30 agents down there - Diamonds Are Forever 00:09 Felix if she gives your men the slip Relax I have 30 agents... Sorry about your fulsome friend - Diamonds Are Forever 00:25 Sorry about your fulsome friend Well that's it pussycat I shot the whole wad - Diamonds Are Forever 00:14 Well that's it pussycat I shot the whole wad Well that's a neat trick - Diamonds Are Forever 00:03 Well that's a neat trick You dirty double crossin' limey fink Those goddamn diamonds are phonies - Diamonds Are Forever 00:12 You dirty double crossin' limey fink Those goddamn... You've been on holiday I understand - Diamonds Are Forever 00:10 You've been on holiday I understand Well that's a switch What's that - Diamonds Are Forever 00:08 Well that's a switch What's that So sorry to have ruined the line of your suit for nothing - Diamonds Are Forever 00:18 So sorry to have ruined the line of your suit for nothing And Miss Tiffany Case Jones has a lifetime reservation at another hotel - Diamonds Are Forever 00:16 And Miss Tiffany Case Jones has a lifetime reservation at... Tryin' to find Willard Whyte is like tryin' to find a virgin in a maternity ward - Diamonds Are Forever 00:08 Tryin' to find Willard Whyte is like tryin' to... Is he dead - Diamonds Are Forever 00:05 Is he dead Mr Franks I'm Morton Slumber - Diamonds Are Forever 00:30 Mr Franks I'm Morton Slumber Klaus Hergersheimer G Section - Diamonds Are Forever 00:07 Klaus Hergersheimer G Section Keep leaning on that tooter Charlie and you'll get a shot in the mouth - Diamonds Are Forever 00:06 Keep leaning on that tooter Charlie and you'll get a... Welcome to hell Blofeld - Diamonds Are Forever 00:03 Welcome to hell Blofeld Well well well Look what the cat dragged in - Diamonds Are Forever 00:06 Well well well Look what the cat dragged in Tiffany Darling - Diamonds Are Forever 00:11 Tiffany Darling But surely sir there's no need to bring in our section - Diamonds Are Forever 00:20 But surely sir there's no need to bring in our section I haven't got anything in Baja - Diamonds Are Forever 00:04 I haven't got anything in Baja Blofeld Making mud pies 007 - Diamonds Are Forever 00:04 Blofeld Making mud pies 007 You press L Mr Bond - Diamonds Are Forever 00:06 You press L Mr Bond Pity about your liver sir It's an unusually fine Solera - Diamonds Are Forever 00:22 Pity about your liver sir It's an unusually fine Solera Your problems are all behind you now - Diamonds Are Forever 00:04 Your problems are all behind you now And er that's all there is to it - Diamonds Are Forever 00:12 And er that's all there is to it Barker Here for the first time see Zambora strangest girl ever born to live - Diamonds Are Forever 00:24 Barker Here for the first time see Zambora strangest girl... You killed my only other double I'm afraid - Diamonds Are Forever 00:16 You killed my only other double I'm afraid Good evening Mr Bond - Diamonds Are Forever 00:15 Good evening Mr Bond Listen drop me off at the next corner This is getting out of hand - Diamonds Are Forever 00:25 Listen drop me off at the next corner This is getting out of... We do function in your absence Commander - Diamonds Are Forever 00:05 We do function in your absence Commander As La Rochefoucauld observed - Diamonds Are Forever 00:32 As La Rochefoucauld observed If you'd like to come in Plenty - Diamonds Are Forever 00:29 If you'd like to come in Plenty Oh James - Diamonds Are Forever 00:13 Oh James Supposed to be you The next link in the pipeline - Diamonds Are Forever 00:37 Supposed to be you The next link in the pipeline Tiffany my dear - Diamonds Are Forever 00:26 Tiffany my dear Anyone seeing you in that outfit Moneypenny - Diamonds Are Forever 00:19 Anyone seeing you in that outfit Moneypenny You handle those cubes like a monkey handles coconuts - Diamonds Are Forever 00:06 You handle those cubes like a monkey handles coconuts My God - Diamonds Are Forever 00:17 My God As you see Mr Bond the satellite is at present over - Diamonds Are Forever 00:26 As you see Mr Bond the satellite is at present over Tiffany Case - Diamonds Are Forever 00:15 Tiffany Case I'll take the full odds on the ten 200 on the hard way - Diamonds Are Forever 00:15 I'll take the full odds on the ten 200 on the hard way Who are you - Diamonds Are Forever 00:27 Who are you Hi there Mr Q Are you having any luck - Diamonds Are Forever 00:07 Hi there Mr Q Are you having any luck Well go on go on It's merely a lift - Diamonds Are Forever 00:16 Well go on go on It's merely a lift Shady Tree How do you like me so far - Diamonds Are Forever 00:11 Shady Tree How do you like me so far Star of South Africa - Diamonds Are Forever 00:18 Star of South Africa What do you intend to do with those diamonds - Diamonds Are Forever 00:16 What do you intend to do with those diamonds Curious - Diamonds Are Forever 00:08 Curious Good morning Bambi - Diamonds Are Forever 00:13 Good morning Bambi Good morning gentlemen The Acme Pollution Inspection - Diamonds Are Forever 00:09 Good morning gentlemen The Acme Pollution Inspection Blow up your pants - Diamonds Are Forever 00:04 Blow up your pants That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing I approve - Diamonds Are Forever 00:22 That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost... But the wine is quite excellent - Diamonds Are Forever 00:25 But the wine is quite excellent One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief - Diamonds Are Forever 00:14 One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief Weren't you a blonde when I came in - Diamonds Are Forever 00:19 Weren't you a blonde when I came in If God had wanted man to fly - Diamonds Are Forever 00:08 If God had wanted man to fly Tell me Commander - Diamonds Are Forever 00:20 Tell me Commander Hi I'm Plenty - Diamonds Are Forever 00:10 Hi I'm Plenty I give up I know the diamonds are in the body - Diamonds Are Forever 00:09 I give up I know the diamonds are in the body Thank you very much - Diamonds Are Forever 00:07 Thank you very much Exceptionally fine shot - Diamonds Are Forever 00:07 Exceptionally fine shot Very moving - Diamonds Are Forever 00:09 Very moving If at first you don't succeed Mr Kidd - Diamonds Are Forever 00:08 If at first you don't succeed Mr Kidd They're both aboard I must say Miss Case seems quite attractive - Diamonds Are Forever 00:06 They're both aboard I must say Miss Case seems quite... The scorpion - Diamonds Are Forever 00:11 The scorpion The stiff ahem deceased back there - Diamonds Are Forever 00:16 The stiff ahem deceased back there

Cast

James Bond - Sean Connery
Tiffany Case - Jill St. John
Blofeld - Charles Gray
Plenty O'Toole - Lana Wood
Willard Whyte - Jimmy Dean