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Chirag Gupta: The "Cheese Touch". No body knows when or how, but one day that cheese mysterious appeared on the blacktop. Nobody knew who it belonged to. Nobody touched it. Nobody threw it away. And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day. Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
[kid pokes the cheese]
Cheese Girl: Darren touched the cheese!
Darren Walsh: No I didn't, I just looked at it. Really.
Chirag Gupta: Darren had the "Cheese Touch". It was worse than nuclear cooties. He became an outcast. The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch was by passing it on to someone else.
[touches a random girl, screams break out]
Chirag Gupta: And so began the Cheese Touch Frenzy. Friend turning on friend. Brother turning on sister. Is was madness. Until a German exchange student named Dieter Muller took it away.
Cheese Boy: Dieter has the Cheese Touch!
Dieter Muller: Ze Cheese Touch? Vat is dat? Vat does it mean, ze Cheese Touch?
Chirag Gupta: Sadly for Dieter, that fact was lost in translation. Thankfully he moved back to Dusseldorf and took the Cheese Touch with him. And so the cheese sits, patiently waiting for its next victim
[kid pokes the cheese]
Cheese Girl: Darren touched the cheese!
Darren Walsh: No I didn't, I just looked at it. Really.
Chirag Gupta: Darren had the "Cheese Touch". It was worse than nuclear cooties. He became an outcast. The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch was by passing it on to someone else.
[touches a random girl, screams break out]
Chirag Gupta: And so began the Cheese Touch Frenzy. Friend turning on friend. Brother turning on sister. Is was madness. Until a German exchange student named Dieter Muller took it away.
Cheese Boy: Dieter has the Cheese Touch!
Dieter Muller: Ze Cheese Touch? Vat is dat? Vat does it mean, ze Cheese Touch?
Chirag Gupta: Sadly for Dieter, that fact was lost in translation. Thankfully he moved back to Dusseldorf and took the Cheese Touch with him. And so the cheese sits, patiently waiting for its next victim
Full Transcript
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We need to go
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MALONE No showboating all right
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Why are we leaving
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We could get killed out here in the open
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Put your shirt on They'll think we're on their team
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Besides getting crushed is better than being seen with that freak job
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Trust me you can't recover from social suicide
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l never talked to a girl that long before
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Whoa
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Check that out
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ls that cheese
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Stop
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Good God man You almost got the Cheese Touch
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The what
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The Cheese Touch
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Nobody knows when or how
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but one day that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop
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Nobody knew who it belonged to
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Nobody touched it Nobody threw it away
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And so there it sat
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growing more foul and powerful by the day
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Then one day a kid named Darren WaIsh
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made the biggest mistake of his Iife
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Darren touched the cheese
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No l didn't l just looked at it Really
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CHlRAG Darren had the Cheese Touch
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It was worse than nucIear cooties
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He became an outcast
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CRYlNG
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The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch
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was by passing it on to someone eIse
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SCREAMS
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And so began the Cheese Touch Frenzy
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Friend turning on friend
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Brother turning on sister
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It was madness
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Until a German exchange student named Dieter Muller took it away
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Dieter has the Cheese Touch
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Ze Cheese Touch
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Vat is it
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Vat does it mean ze Cheese Touch
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Sadly for Dieter that fact was lost in translation
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Nooooooooo
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Thankfully he moved back to D sseIdorf and took the Cheese Touch with him
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And so the cheese sits patiently waiting for its next victim
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Movie Summary
Greg Heffley is a 12 year old who is fresh out of elementary and transitions to middle school, where he has to learn the consequences and responsibility to survive the year.
