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Diary of a Wimpy Kid

'Cause if you do,you might as well be dead

'Cause if you do,
you might as well be dead

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'Cause if you do, you might as well be dead.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:52
Uploaded
May 10, 2025
Genres
animation, comedy, drama
Production
Walt Disney Pictures,Bardel Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Greg Heffley is an ambitious kid with an active imagination and big plans to be rich and famous. The problem is that he has to survive middle school first.
Thank you, Rodrick, - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:07
Thank you, Rodrick,
No one knows where it came from - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:05
No one knows where it came from
No way! - - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:05
No way! -
The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch is to give it to someone else. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:06
The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch is to give it to...
Then one day… - - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:05
Then one day… -
And to this day, it sits on the blacktop, - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:07
And to this day, it sits on the blacktop,
Oh, and please don't mention the-- the cheese thing to Rowley. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:05
Oh, and please don't mention the-- the cheese thing to ...
You know, the kid who's over here almost every single day. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:04
You know, the kid who's over here almost every single d...
He's the same age as y-- - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:09
He's the same age as y--
In your face, Greg! That's three in a row. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:04
In your face, Greg! That's three in a row.
I mean-- - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:05
I mean--
All these stuffed animals, that bedspread, and what's with this Joshie guy anyway? - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:06
All these stuffed animals, that bedspread, and what's w...
And you're just jealous because I discovered him first. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:05
And you're just jealous because I discovered him first.
Yeah, I'm jealous that you discovered some stupid pop star - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:06
Yeah, I'm jealous that you discovered some stupid pop s...
Joshie says, - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:08
Joshie says,
"Be friendly to one another, yes?" - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:05
"Be friendly to one another, yes?"
There's bullies, and bathrooms with no stall doors, and permanent seats, - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:07
There's bullies, and bathrooms with no stall doors, and...
Middle school's gonna be just fine. In fact, it'll be great. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:05
Middle school's gonna be just fine. In fact, it'll...
Yeah, 'cause we're in it together. Right, Greg? Friends till the end. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:05
Yeah, 'cause we're in it together. Right, Greg? Fr...
Hi, how was your summer? - My summer was awesome. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 00:04
Hi, how was your summer? - My summer was awesome.