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"Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules" quotes

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules poster
Back in middle school after summer vacation, Greg Heffley and his older brother Rodrick must deal with their parents' misguided attempts to have them bond.

Director: David Bowers
Writer: Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Jeff Kinney
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $52,698,535
Released: 25 Mar 2011
Awards: 2 wins & 5 nominations

85 video clips

Greg HeffleyRodrick HeffleyTaylor PringleSusan HeffleyFrank HeffleyRowley JeffersonManny HeffleyMinister
No hard feelings right bro - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:13 No hard feelings right bro He's pooped his pants - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:04 He's pooped his pants Rodrick help The door's closed - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:12 Rodrick help The door's closed Hello Rodrick it's Mom - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:36 Hello Rodrick it's Mom Please be seated - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:15 Please be seated Well actually I was thinking about writing her a note - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:08 Well actually I was thinking about writing her a note My computer was supposed to be for homework only - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:11 My computer was supposed to be for homework only What did I say about being civil to one another - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:39 What did I say about being civil to one another Hey Greg Maybe we should - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:05 Hey Greg Maybe we should On weekends I try to stay as far away from my brothers as possible - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:51 On weekends I try to stay as far away from my brothers as... Mom it's Mrs Gillman from the PTA - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:18 Mom it's Mrs Gillman from the PTA Alakazam! Alaka-zoo-wee Mama! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:12 Alakazam! Alaka-zoo-wee Mama! And don't have anybody over this weekend. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:07 And don't have anybody over this weekend. And that's magic! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:13 And that's magic! Andy's Magic Cushion. Let's start with that. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:21 Andy's Magic Cushion. Let's start with that. Brain freeze! Brain freeze! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:29 Brain freeze! Brain freeze! Come on. Come on. Come on. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:24 Come on. Come on. Come on. Dear Greg, meet me in the art room before lunch. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:08 Dear Greg, meet me in the art room before lunch. Ew! Don't put them on me! They're still wet! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:12 Ew! Don't put them on me! They're still wet! Fly. Fly away. Be free, little friend. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:19 Fly. Fly away. Be free, little friend. Girl you are to me all that a woman should be - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:32 Girl you are to me all that a woman should be Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:27 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Got you! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:08 Got you! Greg It looks like he has a candy bar on there - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:39 Greg It looks like he has a candy bar on there Greg, is there something you want to say to Rowley and his father? - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:21 Greg, is there something you want to say to Rowley and his f... Greg? Two words. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:09 Greg? Two words. Hey guys Manny's sick We're on our way home - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:07 Hey guys Manny's sick We're on our way home Hey, Rowley. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:20 Hey, Rowley. Hey, watch the elbows, popcorn dude. Not cool. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:11 Hey, watch the elbows, popcorn dude. Not cool. Hi, Holly. Hi, Fregley. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:08 Hi, Holly. Hi, Fregley. Hi, Holly! I was glad to get your note. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:28 Hi, Holly! I was glad to get your note. Hi. You've reached the Heffley residence. Please leave a message. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:27 Hi. You've reached the Heffley residence. Please leave ... Holy pepperoni! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:10 Holy pepperoni! I didn't know you could get up there. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:14 I didn't know you could get up there. I don't want to get ahead of myself or anything, - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:24 I don't want to get ahead of myself or anything, I have to go find my friend. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:12 I have to go find my friend. I love this movie, Frank. Don't you just love this movie? - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:19 I love this movie, Frank. Don't you just love this movi... I mean, how bad can it be? - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:05 I mean, how bad can it be? I think we should go upstairs. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:21 I think we should go upstairs. I'd like to give a warm welcome to Westmore seventh-graders! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:14 I'd like to give a warm welcome to Westmore seventh-gra... I'll get him back. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:06 I'll get him back. It sounded like someone was hopping. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:13 It sounded like someone was hopping. Just put it in your pocket! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:09 Just put it in your pocket! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:16 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Mom it's Mrs Gillman from the PTA - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:18 Mom it's Mrs Gillman from the PTA Mom would kill us if she saw us eating this. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:05 Mom would kill us if she saw us eating this. Mommy, look. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:22 Mommy, look. My computer was supposed to be for homework only - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:11 My computer was supposed to be for homework only No hard feelings right bro - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:13 No hard feelings right bro Now get out. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:13 Now get out. Oh, honey, hi! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:10 Oh, honey, hi! Okay, if... - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:32 Okay, if... Okay. Very funny! Very funny. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:12 Okay. Very funny! Very funny. Okay, we're up. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:15 Okay, we're up. Please be seated - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:15 Please be seated Poop! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:14 Poop! Poop - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:05 Poop Rodrick, help! The door's closed! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:16 Rodrick, help! The door's closed! Rodrick! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:07 Rodrick! Say hello to the boys and girls, Freggers. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:17 Say hello to the boys and girls, Freggers. Scotty was right. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:12 Scotty was right. Seventh-grader. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:22 Seventh-grader. Sit here! Sit here! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:07 Sit here! Sit here! Snacks in the bowls, ice in the freezer, cups on the table. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:30 Snacks in the bowls, ice in the freezer, cups on the table. So, I just wanted to say that - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:28 So, I just wanted to say that Somebody farted - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:04 Somebody farted Thank you, Holly. That was excellent work. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:26 Thank you, Holly. That was excellent work. Thank you. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:09 Thank you. That is hilarious, Grandpa! Read another one, Greg. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:08 That is hilarious, Grandpa! Read another one, Greg. That sounds pretty rough. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:28 That sounds pretty rough. They say that you're the best - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:24 They say that you're the best Turn it off! Turn it off! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:15 Turn it off! Turn it off! We gottao figure out what song we're playing at the talent contest. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:20 We gottao figure out what song we're playing at the tal... We shouldn't be here. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:19 We shouldn't be here. Well actually I was thinking about writing her a note - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:08 Well actually I was thinking about writing her a note What are we gonna do? Stay calm. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:12 What are we gonna do? Stay calm. What did I say about being civil to one another - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:51 What did I say about being civil to one another What's going on? - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:12 What's going on? Wow! You're a Mom Bucks millionaire! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:24 Wow! You're a Mom Bucks millionaire! Yeah Mom And I have your number if I need you - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:09 Yeah Mom And I have your number if I need you Yes! You did it! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:12 Yes! You did it! You didn't buckle. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:26 You didn't buckle. You know, I guess having a big brother isn't all that bad. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:15 You know, I guess having a big brother isn't all that b... You know, you really need to cut your toenails. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:07 You know, you really need to cut your toenails. You ruined my birthday! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 00:06 You ruined my birthday!

Cast

Greg Heffley - Zachary Gordon
Rodrick Heffley - Devon Bostick
Susan Heffley - Rachael Harris
Rowley Jefferson - Robert Capron
Frank Heffley - Steve Zahn
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