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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

And if that fails, I brought a map

And if that fails, I brought a map

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And if that fails, I brought a map.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
97
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:56
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
20th Century Fox,TSG Entertainment,Color Force

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Movie Summary

A Heffley family road trip to attend Meemaw's 90th birthday party goes hilariously off course thanks to Greg's newest scheme to get to a video gaming convention.
♪ Yeah, I like this right here ♪ - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:24
♪ Yeah, I like this right here ♪
♪ Everybody sing ♪ - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:33
♪ Everybody sing ♪
You should not be doing that sort of thing. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
You should not be doing that sort of thing.
♪ Feel free, do whatever you want ♪ - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:15
♪ Feel free, do whatever you want ♪
Well, when is the bag not going to not open? - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:06
Well, when is the bag not going to not open?
Okay, okay, I have something fun to pass the time. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
Okay, okay, I have something fun to pass the time.
Who has a guilty conscience? It's a simple game. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:06
Who has a guilty conscience? It's a simple game.
"I must confess... I once owned an unusual pet." - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:09
"I must confess... I once owned an unusual pet."
Yeah! His name was Terry Antula and he was awesome. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:06
Yeah! His name was Terry Antula and he was awesome.
"I must confess I once had a crazy hairstyle." - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:10
"I must confess I once had a crazy hairstyle."
"I once broke a window by shooting a BB gun - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:10
"I once broke a window by shooting a BB gun
"I must confess I once drove my mom's car when I didn't have a license - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:13
"I must confess I once drove my mom's car when I d...
"I once toilet papered the house - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:09
"I once toilet papered the house
It's like this game was made for me! I own you losers! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:06
It's like this game was made for me! I own you losers!
(chuckling) - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:09
(chuckling)
It was a very bad thing, and I would be honored to... - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
It was a very bad thing, and I would be honored to...
...mow your lawn and clean your car for the rest of summer to make amends. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:07
...mow your lawn and clean your car for the rest of summer t...
You know, this trip is a perfect opportunity for him - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:07
You know, this trip is a perfect opportunity for him
(Manny continues whining) - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:07
(Manny continues whining)
No Instagrammy, no Snappychat! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
No Instagrammy, no Snappychat!