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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

(Greg shouts) Okay, okay

(Greg shouts) Okay, okay

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(Greg shouts)
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Okay, okay.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:45
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
20th Century Fox,TSG Entertainment,Color Force

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Movie Summary

A Heffley family road trip to attend Meemaw's 90th birthday party goes hilariously off course thanks to Greg's newest scheme to get to a video gaming convention.
Let me ask you something. Can you see that pig right there? - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
Let me ask you something. Can you see that pig right there?
Oh. Well now, for a lollipop, I'm still gonna have to have a guess. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:06
Oh. Well now, for a lollipop, I'm still gonna have to h...
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
Ol' Wilberta there weighs exactly - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:09
Ol' Wilberta there weighs exactly
Son, you won the grand prize. How about that, ladies and gentlemen? - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:06
Son, you won the grand prize. How about that, ladies and gen...
Oh, no, no, no. We-- we can't take this pig. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
Oh, no, no, no. We-- we can't take this pig.
You're saying that you're not gonna let the little one keep it? - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
You're saying that you're not gonna let the little...
But we don't live on farms. We're normal people. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
But we don't live on farms. We're normal people.
You're saying folks that live on farms ain't normal. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
You're saying folks that live on farms ain't norma...
Ma'am, you wouldn't let a pig inside your house - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:06
Ma'am, you wouldn't let a pig inside your house
I'm not. I'm just really excited to, uh... - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
I'm not. I'm just really excited to, uh...
To ride the "Alien Abduction." - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
To ride the "Alien Abduction."
CARNY: Stay against the wall and keep your hands to yourself! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
CARNY: Stay against the wall and keep your hands to yourself...
(buzzer) - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:12
(buzzer)
It's a diaper, it's a diaper, it's a diaper! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
It's a diaper, it's a diaper, it's a diaper!
♪ Let yourself go, let yourself go ♪ - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:30
♪ Let yourself go, let yourself go ♪
You need to move, kid, or I will climb over you. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
You need to move, kid, or I will climb over you.
(Beardo grunts) - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:36
(Beardo grunts)
(riders groaning) - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:06
(riders groaning)
Where did you go? That was an important phone call. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:06
Where did you go? That was an important phone call.