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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

You and Greg have been using your phones, and you both conspiredto keep this from me?

You and Greg have been using your phones, and you both conspired
to keep this from me?

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You and Greg have been using your phones,
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and you both conspired to keep this from me?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:49
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
20th Century Fox,TSG Entertainment,Color Force

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Movie Summary

A Heffley family road trip to attend Meemaw's 90th birthday party goes hilariously off course thanks to Greg's newest scheme to get to a video gaming convention.
INSTRUCTOR: Let's learn the Spanish for, "What is your name?" - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:15
INSTRUCTOR: Let's learn the Spanish for, "What is ...
Greg, please tell your father that his pig probably needs to use the bathroom. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:07
Greg, please tell your father that his pig probably needs to...
You know, I could really use the bathroom, too. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:06
You know, I could really use the bathroom, too.
Okay, then tell your father to pull over at the next gas station - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:07
Okay, then tell your father to pull over at the next gas sta...
(groans) - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:11
(groans)
(urine trickling) - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:06
(urine trickling)
(groans) - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:07
(groans)
-GREG: Oh! -(urine continues trickling) - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:08
-GREG: Oh! -(urine continues trickling)
(urine starts again) - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:08
(urine starts again)
(farting continues) - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:06
(farting continues)
GREG: No way! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:06
GREG: No way!
Nobody touches the mini-bar. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
Nobody touches the mini-bar.
(eating noises) - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:10
(eating noises)
No fair. The pig can use the mini-bar and we can't? - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
No fair. The pig can use the mini-bar and we can't?
You realize this will probably cost more than the hotel room. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:06
You realize this will probably cost more than the hotel room...
♪ Work, work ♪ - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:16
♪ Work, work ♪
Boys, let's help your dad and be quiet for the next 10 minutes - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:08
Boys, let's help your dad and be quiet for the next 10 ...
WOMAN (over phone): Frank, where have you been? - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:05
WOMAN (over phone): Frank, where have you been?
I'm sorry, things just snowballed on my end, uh-huh. - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:06
I'm sorry, things just snowballed on my end, uh-huh.
-Okay. -(chewing loudly) - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 00:06
-Okay. -(chewing loudly)