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Dude, if that was my bong, I'd be high right now
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Dude, if that was my bong,I'd be high right now, and if I was high,I'd be paranoid, but...

Dicktown • S01E03 • 2020
Dude, if that was my bong,
I'd be high right now, and if I was high,
I'd be paranoid, but I'm not

Full Transcript

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Dude, if that was my bong, I'd be high right now,
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and if I was high, I'd be paranoid, but I'm not.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:26
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
animation, comedy, mystery
Production
FX Productions

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Movie Summary

Nerdy private detective John Hunchman and his jock sidekick David Purefoy investigate oddball mysteries in their small town.
S01 • E10 #ThugLife, #Blessed, #NewDowntown." - Dicktown 00:08
#ThugLife, #Blessed, #NewDowntown."
S01 • E02 ‐Uh‐huh. ‐Before she realized - Dicktown 00:05
‐Uh‐huh. ‐Before she realized
S01 • E05 And what, I suppose you want me to try - Dicktown 00:04
And what, I suppose you want me to try
S01 • E08 This is to purify our intention. - Dicktown 00:05
This is to purify our intention.
S01 • E06 JOHN: SCKR really does send quality seersucker suits - Dicktown 00:05
JOHN: SCKR really does send quality seersucker suits
S01 • E03 That proves somebody snuck up in here and replaced it - Dicktown 00:05
That proves somebody snuck up in here and replaced it
S01 • E01 Apparently this troll army feels I de‐centered - Dicktown 00:08
Apparently this troll army feels I de‐centered
S01 • E05 No, I made that money back in a week - Dicktown 00:10
No, I made that money back in a week
S01 • E06 Remember, no matter who wins or loses, - Dicktown 00:10
Remember, no matter who wins or loses,
S01 • E02 Well, it may surprise you to learn - Dicktown 00:05
Well, it may surprise you to learn
S01 • E09 Like additional grades of schooling‐‐ - Dicktown 00:05
Like additional grades of schooling‐‐
S01 • E07 How can you operate a houseboat - Dicktown 00:06
How can you operate a houseboat
S01 • E09 So Pronk took possession of the car, - Dicktown 00:05
So Pronk took possession of the car,
S01 • E08 Remember, don't move it. The spirit does. - Dicktown 00:04
Remember, don't move it. The spirit does.
S01 • E05 ‐I can't hear you‐‐what? ‐He dropped out of - Dicktown 00:05
‐I can't hear you‐‐what? ‐He dropped out of
S01 • E10 These folks don't need to know, but it's a $20,000 ring. - Dicktown 00:06
These folks don't need to know, but it's a $20,000...
S01 • E02 Why couldn't we just have sex - Dicktown 00:05
Why couldn't we just have sex
S01 • E06 Now, everyone remember, - Dicktown 00:06
Now, everyone remember,
S01 • E03 (ominous music) - Dicktown 00:05
(ominous music)
S01 • E05 Boys, this is Ryan "Riz" McClorkle. - Dicktown 00:04
Boys, this is Ryan "Riz" McClorkle.