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Dicktown

I can't turn around, David.If I turn around, Richardsville Waterand Sewer Authority...

Dicktown • S01E07 • 2020
I can't turn around, David.
If I turn around, Richardsville Water
and Sewer Authority impounds the boat,
and then I'm homeless

Full Transcript

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I can't turn around, David. If I turn around,
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Richardsville Water and Sewer Authority
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impounds the boat, and then I'm homeless.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:45
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
animation, comedy, mystery
Production
FX Productions

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Movie Summary

Nerdy private detective John Hunchman and his jock sidekick David Purefoy investigate oddball mysteries in their small town.
S01 • E04 As in, "Be prepared to hear some fucked up piano?" - Dicktown 00:05
As in, "Be prepared to hear some fucked up piano?"
S01 • E06 ‐Oh. ‐(coughs) - Dicktown 00:04
‐Oh. ‐(coughs)
S01 • E03 It explodes, and I get thoughts all over my face, - Dicktown 00:04
It explodes, and I get thoughts all over my face,
S01 • E09 Three old friends, laughing and loving life - Dicktown 00:05
Three old friends, laughing and loving life
S01 • E05 Dear Lord, we thank you for this blessing - Dicktown 00:05
Dear Lord, we thank you for this blessing
S01 • E04 Oh, you know Stockhausen wrote concert pieces - Dicktown 00:06
Oh, you know Stockhausen wrote concert pieces
S01 • E08 Lance'll take you boys to his house - Dicktown 00:05
Lance'll take you boys to his house
S01 • E10 (dramatic music) - Dicktown 00:10
(dramatic music)
S01 • E07 The battery bank is corroded, the bilge pump barely works, - Dicktown 00:05
The battery bank is corroded, the bilge pump barely works,
S01 • E08 Use her Woojoo board to contact the ghost, then serve him - Dicktown 00:09
Use her Woojoo board to contact the ghost, then serve him
S01 • E05 And, Lord, P. S., just when I thought - Dicktown 00:08
And, Lord, P. S., just when I thought
S01 • E03 TUCKER (over phone): No, you already owe me $500. - Dicktown 00:06
TUCKER (over phone): No, you already owe me $500.
S01 • E09 Well, actually, I only saw your calves - Dicktown 00:05
Well, actually, I only saw your calves
S01 • E04 Oh, but mind you, - Dicktown 00:05
Oh, but mind you,
S01 • E02 We will take two egg creams, - Dicktown 00:06
We will take two egg creams,
S01 • E03 Plus, you still haven't returned my binoculars. - Dicktown 00:05
Plus, you still haven't returned my binoculars.
S01 • E07 Plus, I still owe $9,000 on it, - Dicktown 00:05
Plus, I still owe $9,000 on it,
S01 • E08 (thunder crashes) - Dicktown 00:12
(thunder crashes)
S01 • E05 We are now rap detectives. - Dicktown 00:04
We are now rap detectives.
S01 • E06 JOHN: Croquet by mail... - Dicktown 00:17
JOHN: Croquet by mail...