To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
I literally can't afford to have fun, okay?
Please log in to add to collections.
Dicktown

I literally can't affordto have fun, okay?

Dicktown • S01E06 • 2020
I literally can't afford
to have fun, okay?

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.104
I literally can't afford to have fun, okay?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:51
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
animation, comedy, mystery
Production
FX Productions

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Nerdy private detective John Hunchman and his jock sidekick David Purefoy investigate oddball mysteries in their small town.
S01 • E04 I gotta get home so my mom can post a picture - Dicktown 00:06
I gotta get home so my mom can post a picture
S01 • E02 You're out here tripping balls, - Dicktown 00:05
You're out here tripping balls,
S01 • E10 (dramatic guitar chords) - Dicktown 00:04
(dramatic guitar chords)
S01 • E01 Because based on his tweets, - Dicktown 00:04
Because based on his tweets,
S01 • E05 But this morning? They boosted, nah mean? - Dicktown 00:05
But this morning? They boosted, nah mean?
S01 • E09 Ah, because, according to the Richardsville - Dicktown 00:08
Ah, because, according to the Richardsville
S01 • E03 I should probably check out... (gasps) - Dicktown 00:04
I should probably check out... (gasps)
S01 • E10 We're going to employ two separate search strategies, - Dicktown 00:07
We're going to employ two separate search strategies,
S01 • E07 I said no, stayed here, - Dicktown 00:07
I said no, stayed here,
S01 • E08 TRACEY: Lance, no, no, no. ‐(grunts) - Dicktown 00:05
TRACEY: Lance, no, no, no. ‐(grunts)
S01 • E04 Oh, you know tickets are $20, right? - Dicktown 00:04
Oh, you know tickets are $20, right?
S01 • E05 You rented ten ocelots to put in a shopping cart. - Dicktown 00:04
You rented ten ocelots to put in a shopping cart.
S01 • E01 Because he kept talking about Dicktown - Dicktown 00:07
Because he kept talking about Dicktown
S01 • E02 But this is good, Meg, - Dicktown 00:06
But this is good, Meg,
S01 • E10 ‐Actually, it will not. ‐(groans) - Dicktown 00:10
‐Actually, it will not. ‐(groans)
S01 • E03 DAVID: You can start by saying "over." - Dicktown 00:05
DAVID: You can start by saying "over."
S01 • E05 (bell dings) - Dicktown 00:08
(bell dings)
S01 • E07 You don't want to work for the Man - Dicktown 00:05
You don't want to work for the Man
S01 • E08 Well, you told me all those noises I was hearing - Dicktown 00:05
Well, you told me all those noises I was hearing
S01 • E01 I searched Yelp for every vape shop - Dicktown 00:04
I searched Yelp for every vape shop