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Dicktown

I said no, stayed here, bought a houseboat'cause I thought I'd bea cool private detective

Dicktown • S01E07 • 2020
I said no, stayed here, bought a houseboat
'cause I thought I'd be
a cool private detective

Full Transcript

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I said no, stayed here,
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bought a houseboat 'cause I thought
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I'd be a cool private detective.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:56
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
animation, comedy, mystery
Production
FX Productions

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Movie Summary

Nerdy private detective John Hunchman and his jock sidekick David Purefoy investigate oddball mysteries in their small town.
S01 • E04 Oh, you know tickets are $20, right? - Dicktown 00:04
Oh, you know tickets are $20, right?
S01 • E05 You rented ten ocelots to put in a shopping cart. - Dicktown 00:04
You rented ten ocelots to put in a shopping cart.
S01 • E01 Because he kept talking about Dicktown - Dicktown 00:07
Because he kept talking about Dicktown
S01 • E02 But this is good, Meg, - Dicktown 00:06
But this is good, Meg,
S01 • E10 ‐Actually, it will not. ‐(groans) - Dicktown 00:10
‐Actually, it will not. ‐(groans)
S01 • E03 DAVID: You can start by saying "over." - Dicktown 00:05
DAVID: You can start by saying "over."
S01 • E05 (bell dings) - Dicktown 00:08
(bell dings)
S01 • E07 You don't want to work for the Man - Dicktown 00:05
You don't want to work for the Man
S01 • E08 Well, you told me all those noises I was hearing - Dicktown 00:05
Well, you told me all those noises I was hearing
S01 • E01 I searched Yelp for every vape shop - Dicktown 00:04
I searched Yelp for every vape shop
S01 • E04 Royce says it goes into an artistic integrity fund, - Dicktown 00:06
Royce says it goes into an artistic integrity fund,
S01 • E02 Same‐sex polyamorous/ heteronormative monogamous. - Dicktown 00:05
Same‐sex polyamorous/ heteronormative monogamous.
S01 • E01 It turns out there are 73 of them, - Dicktown 00:08
It turns out there are 73 of them,
S01 • E03 (breathing heavily) - Dicktown 00:05
(breathing heavily)
S01 • E09 ‐You can see for yourself. ‐HEATHER: Hmm. - Dicktown 00:07
‐You can see for yourself. ‐HEATHER: Hmm.
S01 • E05 ‐And you want us to find them. ‐(bell chimes rapidly) - Dicktown 00:08
‐And you want us to find them. ‐(bell chimes rapidly)
S01 • E02 Ugh. That is so cliche. How could I be so stupid? - Dicktown 00:05
Ugh. That is so cliche. How could I be so stupid?
S01 • E08 ‐Duh, Mommy. ‐Oh...wow. - Dicktown 00:05
‐Duh, Mommy. ‐Oh...wow.
S01 • E07 Fuck yeah, you do, man, - Dicktown 00:04
Fuck yeah, you do, man,
S01 • E04 Parents are really judging each other over whose kid - Dicktown 00:05
Parents are really judging each other over whose kid