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The first time I saw The Matrix
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The first time I sawThe Matrix, I got really excited,and I ate a bunch of ecstasy, and I...

Dicktown • S01E07 • 2020
The first time I saw
The Matrix, I got really excited,
and I ate a bunch of ecstasy, and I drove my car into
an elementary school cafeteria

Full Transcript

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The first time I saw The Matrix,
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I got really excited, and I ate a bunch of ecstasy,
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and I drove my car into an elementary school cafeteria.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:32
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
animation, comedy, mystery
Production
FX Productions

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Movie Summary

Nerdy private detective John Hunchman and his jock sidekick David Purefoy investigate oddball mysteries in their small town.
S01 • E03 (all gasp) - Dicktown 00:04
(all gasp)
S01 • E08 Huh, and to think there was a brief, stupid moment - Dicktown 00:07
Huh, and to think there was a brief, stupid moment
S01 • E04 (piano notes clanging) - Dicktown 00:14
(piano notes clanging)
S01 • E09 Hey, David, instead of living with your parents, - Dicktown 00:05
Hey, David, instead of living with your parents,
S01 • E03 Now they'll see who this - Dicktown 00:05
Now they'll see who this
S01 • E02 Anything you have to say, - Dicktown 00:05
Anything you have to say,
S01 • E01 (giggling) - Dicktown 00:06
(giggling)
S01 • E10 (bell rings) - Dicktown 00:05
(bell rings)
S01 • E07 But that's where the mayor's kids went, - Dicktown 00:06
But that's where the mayor's kids went,
S01 • E10 Uh, but if I find the ring, you'll still refer me - Dicktown 00:04
Uh, but if I find the ring, you'll still refer me
S01 • E01 Wow, Dad jokes. That's...oh, God. - Dicktown 00:05
Wow, Dad jokes. That's...oh, God.
S01 • E09 Maybe Heather would be interested to know - Dicktown 00:05
Maybe Heather would be interested to know
S01 • E07 My mom, as you know, is the chief of police, - Dicktown 00:14
My mom, as you know, is the chief of police,
S01 • E08 Well, then you won't mind if I put - Dicktown 00:04
Well, then you won't mind if I put
S01 • E01 (tense music) - Dicktown 00:08
(tense music)
S01 • E10 Oh, and by the way, before I leave, - Dicktown 00:09
Oh, and by the way, before I leave,
S01 • E03 Uh, he's the starting center - Dicktown 00:06
Uh, he's the starting center
S01 • E06 Tucker, the weird, fat, old man isn't playing fair. - Dicktown 00:04
Tucker, the weird, fat, old man isn't playing fair.
S01 • E02 KIDS: Splash Force! - Dicktown 00:05
KIDS: Splash Force!
S01 • E09 Heather, there is something I could tell you right now, - Dicktown 00:10
Heather, there is something I could tell you right now,