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Turn this houseboat around,bright‐eyes, because I fully intendon having a total eclipse of...

Dicktown • S01E07 • 2020
Turn this houseboat around,
bright‐eyes, because I fully intend
on having a total eclipse of the cock
on this houseboat tonight

Full Transcript

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Turn this houseboat around, bright‐eyes,
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because I fully intend on having
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a total eclipse of the cock on this houseboat tonight.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:38
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
animation, comedy, mystery
Production
FX Productions

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Movie Summary

Nerdy private detective John Hunchman and his jock sidekick David Purefoy investigate oddball mysteries in their small town.
S01 • E10 Anyway, I found the exact same latch for my gate - Dicktown 00:06
Anyway, I found the exact same latch for my gate
S01 • E08 Anyway, Kendra's got one of them thingamajigs - Dicktown 00:05
Anyway, Kendra's got one of them thingamajigs
S01 • E03 Damn, I love your analytical mind, - Dicktown 00:05
Damn, I love your analytical mind,
S01 • E04 He called it "prepared piano." - Dicktown 00:05
He called it "prepared piano."
S01 • E02 There isn't enough lube on Earth to make that possible. - Dicktown 00:04
There isn't enough lube on Earth to make that possible.
S01 • E05 Well, David, as I've just learned, - Dicktown 00:06
Well, David, as I've just learned,
S01 • E07 I can't turn around, David. If I turn around, - Dicktown 00:07
I can't turn around, David. If I turn around,
S01 • E06 ‐Oh. ‐(coughs) - Dicktown 00:04
‐Oh. ‐(coughs)
S01 • E04 As in, "Be prepared to hear some fucked up piano?" - Dicktown 00:05
As in, "Be prepared to hear some fucked up piano?"
S01 • E03 It explodes, and I get thoughts all over my face, - Dicktown 00:04
It explodes, and I get thoughts all over my face,
S01 • E09 Three old friends, laughing and loving life - Dicktown 00:05
Three old friends, laughing and loving life
S01 • E05 Dear Lord, we thank you for this blessing - Dicktown 00:05
Dear Lord, we thank you for this blessing
S01 • E04 Oh, you know Stockhausen wrote concert pieces - Dicktown 00:06
Oh, you know Stockhausen wrote concert pieces
S01 • E08 Lance'll take you boys to his house - Dicktown 00:05
Lance'll take you boys to his house
S01 • E10 (dramatic music) - Dicktown 00:10
(dramatic music)
S01 • E07 The battery bank is corroded, the bilge pump barely works, - Dicktown 00:05
The battery bank is corroded, the bilge pump barely works,
S01 • E08 Use her Woojoo board to contact the ghost, then serve him - Dicktown 00:09
Use her Woojoo board to contact the ghost, then serve him
S01 • E05 And, Lord, P. S., just when I thought - Dicktown 00:08
And, Lord, P. S., just when I thought
S01 • E03 TUCKER (over phone): No, you already owe me $500. - Dicktown 00:06
TUCKER (over phone): No, you already owe me $500.
S01 • E09 Well, actually, I only saw your calves - Dicktown 00:05
Well, actually, I only saw your calves