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Dicktown

We will take two egg creams, and notthe Urban Dictionary kind

Dicktown • S01E02 • 2020
We will take two egg creams, and not
the Urban Dictionary kind

Full Transcript

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We will take two egg creams,
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and not the Urban Dictionary kind.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:02
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
animation, comedy, mystery
Production
FX Productions

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Movie Summary

Nerdy private detective John Hunchman and his jock sidekick David Purefoy investigate oddball mysteries in their small town.
S01 • E07 Plus, I still owe $9,000 on it, - Dicktown 00:05
Plus, I still owe $9,000 on it,
S01 • E03 Plus, you still haven't returned my binoculars. - Dicktown 00:05
Plus, you still haven't returned my binoculars.
S01 • E08 (thunder crashes) - Dicktown 00:12
(thunder crashes)
S01 • E05 We are now rap detectives. - Dicktown 00:04
We are now rap detectives.
S01 • E06 JOHN: Croquet by mail... - Dicktown 00:17
JOHN: Croquet by mail...
S01 • E09 You know what, John? Here comes another compliment - Dicktown 00:09
You know what, John? Here comes another compliment
S01 • E02 You better hook us up with some money, - Dicktown 00:04
You better hook us up with some money,
S01 • E05 (dramatic music) - Dicktown 00:11
(dramatic music)
S01 • E07 Once I'm over the line in Pittsboro County, - Dicktown 00:08
Once I'm over the line in Pittsboro County,
S01 • E04 Fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge - Dicktown 00:06
Fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge
S01 • E03 What‐‐what does it matter what I "believe." - Dicktown 00:05
What‐‐what does it matter what I "believe."
S01 • E03 Mm, your rejection of bourgeois labels is hot. - Dicktown 00:05
Mm, your rejection of bourgeois labels is hot.
S01 • E10 As in son of Gary Toeknuckle, - Dicktown 00:04
As in son of Gary Toeknuckle,
S01 • E02 Oh, your name is Oliver, - Dicktown 00:05
Oh, your name is Oliver,
S01 • E08 I can't physically beat the shit out of it - Dicktown 00:05
I can't physically beat the shit out of it
S01 • E07 I'm gonna live on this leaky metaphor - Dicktown 00:11
I'm gonna live on this leaky metaphor
S01 • E04 Wisdom and instruction must come - Dicktown 00:05
Wisdom and instruction must come
S01 • E05 To be honest, retirement was kind of dull, - Dicktown 00:07
To be honest, retirement was kind of dull,
S01 • E08 Oh, I would love to just wail on this motherfucker. - Dicktown 00:05
Oh, I would love to just wail on this motherfucker.
S01 • E06 When it comes to croquet, I'm fucking hardcore as shit. - Dicktown 00:05
When it comes to croquet, I'm fucking hardcore as shit.