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When it comes to croquet, I'm fucking hardcore as shit
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When it comes to croquet,I'm fucking hardcore as shit

Dicktown • S01E06 • 2020
When it comes to croquet,
I'm fucking hardcore as shit

Full Transcript

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When it comes to croquet, I'm fucking hardcore as shit.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:23
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
animation, comedy, mystery
Production
FX Productions

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Movie Summary

Nerdy private detective John Hunchman and his jock sidekick David Purefoy investigate oddball mysteries in their small town.
S01 • E01 JOHN: My parents' labradoodle. - Dicktown 00:07
JOHN: My parents' labradoodle.
S01 • E09 We're staking out Dr. Neckbeard McBeef Jerky Breath over there. - Dicktown 00:06
We're staking out Dr. Neckbeard McBeef Jerky Breath ove...
S01 • E06 (upbeat jazzy music) - Dicktown 00:09
(upbeat jazzy music)
S01 • E05 That's when Dan Henry told me about - Dicktown 00:05
That's when Dan Henry told me about
S01 • E03 ‐I'm sorry. ‐(laughs) - Dicktown 00:05
‐I'm sorry. ‐(laughs)
S01 • E09 HEATHER: Mm. He is a jerk, and he's from South Carolina. - Dicktown 00:05
HEATHER: Mm. He is a jerk, and he's from South Carolina...
S01 • E04 (groans) - Dicktown 00:06
(groans)
S01 • E10 Right, so you wouldn't want the police here, - Dicktown 00:05
Right, so you wouldn't want the police here,
S01 • E02 (gasps) Is this a speakeasy? - Dicktown 00:05
(gasps) Is this a speakeasy?
S01 • E08 (owl hoots) - Dicktown 00:07
(owl hoots)
S01 • E06 ‐JOHN: What? ‐DAVID: This is like - Dicktown 00:05
‐JOHN: What? ‐DAVID: This is like
S01 • E05 Now here I am, producing a rap music video - Dicktown 00:07
Now here I am, producing a rap music video
S01 • E03 Uh, you can say this old graphing calculator - Dicktown 00:04
Uh, you can say this old graphing calculator
S01 • E09 HEATHER: First, he brings his own barbecue sauce - Dicktown 00:06
HEATHER: First, he brings his own barbecue sauce
S01 • E06 ‐Oh, really? Which book? ‐"The Greatest Guy" - Dicktown 00:05
‐Oh, really? Which book? ‐"The Greatest Guy"
S01 • E04 So when Royce Delorax has his students hit pianos, - Dicktown 00:08
So when Royce Delorax has his students hit pianos,
S01 • E07 Crockett and Tubbs. I'm a fiend for mojitos! - Dicktown 00:05
Crockett and Tubbs. I'm a fiend for mojitos!
S01 • E08 It's my damn house where I live, - Dicktown 00:05
It's my damn house where I live,
S01 • E10 If you find it, I'll pay you $500. - Dicktown 00:04
If you find it, I'll pay you $500.
S01 • E07 (loud bang) - Dicktown 00:06
(loud bang)