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You must be jokingAs I learned from my predecessor Bond I never joke about my work
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Die Another Day

As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, I never joke about my work

James Bond:
You must be joking.Q: As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, I never joke about my work

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You must be joking
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As I learned from my predecessor Bond I never joke about my work
Duration
7 seconds
Views
399
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:11
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, thriller
Production
EON Productions,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Danjaq,KanZaman Productions

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Movie Summary

James Bond is sent to investigate the connection between a North Korean terrorist and a diamond mogul, who is funding the development of an international space weapon.

Actors

Pierce Brosnan
James Bond
Pierce Brosnan
John Cleese
Q
John Cleese
- Very good. - Die Another Day 00:26
- Very good.
To the casual eye as good as invisible Plus the usual refinements - Die Another Day 00:12
To the casual eye as good as invisible Plus the usual...
You see to the casual eye it's as good as invisiblePlus all the usual refinements ejector seat torpedoestarget seeking shotguns to shoot down mobile objects - Die Another Day 00:12
You see to the casual eye it's as good as invisiblePlus...
Just took a few seconds, Q. - Die Another Day 00:08
Just took a few seconds, Q.
Wish I could make you vanish - Die Another Day 00:04
Wish I could make you vanish
He'll light the fuse on any explosive situationand be a danger to himself and others Kill first ask questions later - Die Another Day 00:09
He'll light the fuse on any explosive situationand be a...
With great respect a man like him could blow my cover - Die Another Day 00:05
With great respect a man like him could blow my cover
In your three years in cryptologyyou've managed to keep business and pleasure separateYou haven't fraternized with any of your fellow agents despite several advancesI think it would be foolish to get involved with someone within the communityEspecially - Die Another Day 00:19
In your three years in cryptologyyou've managed to keep...
- I'm Mr. - Die Another Day 00:06
- I'm Mr.
Glad you could make it Mr Bond How did you like my runLooked like a man on the edge of losing controlIt's only by being on the edge that we know who we really areunder the skin - Die Another Day 00:11
Glad you could make it Mr Bond How did you like my runLooked...
Isn't that the way to go I'd rather not go at all - Die Another Day 00:05
Isn't that the way to go I'd rather not go at all
I see you don't chase dreams you live themOne of the virtues of never sleeping Mr BondI have to live my dreamsBesides plenty of time to sleep when you're dead - Die Another Day 00:11
I see you don't chase dreams you live themOne of the...
Mr BondMiss Frost I'll show you your roomA palace of ice You must feel right at home - Die Another Day 00:10
Mr BondMiss Frost I'll show you your roomA palace of...
Miss Frost I'll show you your roomA palace of ice You must feel right at home - Die Another Day 00:08
Miss Frost I'll show you your roomA palace of ice You...
This is you. - Die Another Day 00:08
This is you.
Vodka martini. - Die Another Day 00:05
Vodka martini.
Mojito? - Die Another Day 00:11
Mojito?
Well, does that include me? - Die Another Day 00:17
Well, does that include me?
Depends on what you're up to this time So I left you in an explosive situationYou're a big boy figured you could handle yourselfNo wonder your relationships don't lastI'm a girl that just doesn't like to get tied down - Die Another Day 00:15
Depends on what you're up to this time So I left you in...
- You're still feeling the side effects? - Die Another Day 00:26
- You're still feeling the side effects?