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Die Hard

No fucking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.John McClane:No fucking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

Full Transcript

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Attention whoever you are
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this channel is reserved for emergency calls only
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No fucking shit lady Do lsoundlike I'm ordering a pizza
Available in 13 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
3,922
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:16
Uploaded
Feb 14, 2026
Genres
action, thriller
Production
Gordon Company,Silver Pictures,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

An NYPD officer tries to save his wife and several others taken hostage by German terrorists during a Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles.

Actors

Bruce Willis
John Mcclane
Bruce Willis
No-one kills him but me. - Die Hard 00:27
No-one kills him but me.
See if a black and white can drive by. - Die Hard 00:06
See if a black and white can drive by.
Thought you guys just ate doughnuts. - Die Hard 00:22
Thought you guys just ate doughnuts.
Dispatch to 8-Lincoln-30. - Die Hard 00:15
Dispatch to 8-Lincoln-30.
Girls - Die Hard 00:03
Girls
He's in the elevator shaft. - Die Hard 00:10
He's in the elevator shaft.
Karl, the police are probably on their way.....already. - Die Hard 00:07
Karl, the police are probably on their way.....already.
I can stall them, but not ifthey hear gunshots. - Die Hard 00:07
I can stall them, but not ifthey hear gunshots.
"Come out to the coast!" "We'll get together, have a few laughs." - Die Hard 00:06
"Come out to the coast!" "We'll get...
Now I know what a TV dinner feels like. - Die Hard 00:05
Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
Karl, komm! - Die Hard 00:07
Karl, komm!
No signs of disturbance, Dispatch. - Die Hard 00:09
No signs of disturbance, Dispatch.
Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder? - Die Hard 00:19
Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?
Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder? - Die Hard 00:13
Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?
Eddie? I had a feelin' you'd be calling. - Die Hard 00:06
Eddie? I had a feelin' you'd be calling.
We had that false alarm. - Die Hard 00:25
We had that false alarm.
..was goodfor52 yards. - Die Hard 00:27
..was goodfor52 yards.
Freeze motherfucker Drop itDon't shootPut the gun down OK Don't shootDrop that fuckin' gunMarco downAh to hell with thisYou are doneNo more table Where are you going palNext time you have a chance to kill someonedon't hesitateThanks for the advice - Die Hard 00:57
Freeze motherfucker Drop itDon't shootPut the gun down...
You are done! - Die Hard 00:12
You are done!
Thanks for the advice. - Die Hard 00:11
Thanks for the advice.