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Die Hard 2

Like we figured - a joke

Garber:
How's the security around this place?Colonel Stuart:Like we figured - a joke

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How's the security around this place
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Like we figured a joke
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
1,397
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:56
Uploaded
Mar 07, 2026
Genres
action, thriller
Production
Gordon Company,Silver Pictures,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

John McClane attempts to avert disaster as rogue military operatives seize control of Dulles International Airport in Washington, D.C.

Actors

Don Harvey
Garber
Don Harvey
Colonel Stuart could we have a few words pleaseYou can have two fuck and youNo pictures you pinko bitch - Die Hard 2 00:09
Colonel Stuart could we have a few words pleaseYou can have...
Hey, man. - Die Hard 2 00:21
Hey, man.
Ha ha ha! - Die Hard 2 00:35
Ha ha ha!
Aah! Aah! - Aah! - Aah! - Die Hard 2 00:08
Aah! Aah! - Aah! - Aah!
You say he came in here and flashed a badge? - Die Hard 2 00:07
You say he came in here and flashed a badge?
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh! - Die Hard 2 00:09
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh!
Fucker! - Die Hard 2 00:14
Fucker!
That was the bad guyWhere's your I DOn its way to Cleveland - Die Hard 2 00:13
That was the bad guyWhere's your I DOn its way to...
No you did not explain anythingAll you did was shove me back hereinto this cattle carSir you were told when you boardedthat we were overbookedFine Done I accept thatBut why can't I get the first class mealMy network paid for it Do you know who I amYes - Die Hard 2 01:35
No you did not explain anythingAll you did was shove me back...
What did you do? - Die Hard 2 00:11
What did you do?
Sorry, Officer McClane. - Die Hard 2 00:32
Sorry, Officer McClane.
Where's CochraneHe didn't make itYou're lateWe ran into trouble ColonelSome cop killed CochraneI barely got away sirDid you accomplish your missionYes sir but Cochrane sirWell then the damage is minimalThe penalty could be severeYou fail me againand the - Die Hard 2 00:49
Where's CochraneHe didn't make itYou're...
You're late. - Die Hard 2 00:23
You're late.
You fail me again, and the chamber won't be empty. - Die Hard 2 00:09
You fail me again, and the chamber won't be empty.
Miss. Miss. I can't find my dog. Miss. My dog. One minute, ma'am. I want you to fill out this form. - Die Hard 2 00:10
Miss. Miss. I can't find my dog. Miss. My dog. One...
Yeah yeah I know who you areYou're the asshole that just broke seven FAAand five District of Columbia regulationsrunning around my airportwith a gun shooting at peopleWhat do you call that shitSelf defenseWell what you think that L A badgeis going to get - Die Hard 2 02:32
Yeah yeah I know who you areYou're the asshole that...
Just shut down that area andOh just shut the area downIt's that simple huh Just shut the area downYeah and I got everybodyfrom the Shriners' Conventionto goddamn Boy Scouts traipsing through hereI got lost kids lost dogsNot now LaterI got international - Die Hard 2 00:25
Just shut down that area andOh just shut the area...
I don't need fuckin' Forensicsto tell me all this waswas some punk stealing luggageLuggage That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me - Die Hard 2 00:09
I don't need fuckin' Forensicsto tell me all this...
Luggage That punk pulled a Glock 7 on meYou know what that isIt's a porcelain gun made in GermanyIt doesn't show up on your airport X ray machinesand costs more than you make in a monthYou'd be surprised what I make in a monthIf it's more than 1 98 I'd be - Die Hard 2 00:16
Luggage That punk pulled a Glock 7 on meYou know what that...
Yeah yeah I know all about youand that Nakatomi thing in L Abut just because the TV thinks you're hot shitthat don't make it so - Die Hard 2 00:09
Yeah yeah I know all about youand that Nakatomi thing in L...