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Yeah yeah I know who you areYou're the asshole that just broke seven FAAand five District of Columbia regulationsrunning around my airportwith a gun shooting at peopleWhat do you call that shitSelf
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Die Hard 2

Fat fuck

Carmine Lorenzo:Yeah, yeah, I know who you are. You're the asshole who just broke 7 FAA and 5 District of Columbia regulations running round my airport with a gun, shooting at people. What do you call that shit?John McClane:Self-defense.Carmine Lorenzo: And you think that LA badge is gonna get you a free lunch or something around here?John McClane:Your boys just walked away from a crime scene, Captain. You can't deal this thing up in 10 minutes, and you know it. You gotta seal the area off, take pictures...Carmine Lorenzo: Hey, don't lecture me, hotshot. I know what I'm doing. We'll dust it down, we'll, uh, sweep for fibers...John McClane:Just shut down the area and...Carmine Lorenzo:Oh, it's that simple, huh? Just shut the area down? Yeah, and I got everybody from the Schriner's convention to the goddamn boy scouts tapering through here.Carmine Lorenzo:I got lost kids, lost dogs-Carmine Lorenzo:Not now! Later!Carmine Lorenzo:I got international diplomats. I got a fuckin' reindeer flyin' in here from the fuckin' petting zoo! But, John McClane, he's got a little problem. He'll, let's shut down the whole fuckin' airport! Now, what do you think they're gonna say upstairs when I tell them that?John McClane:Why don't you pick up the phone and find out?Carmine Lorenzo:Because I don't need full fuckin' forensics that tell me all this was was some punk stealing luggage!John McClane:Hey, that guy pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany, it doesn't show up on your. -ray machines, and it costs more than you make in a month!Carmine Lorenzo:You'd be surprised what I make in a month.John McClane:If it's more than $1.98, I'd be very surprised.Carmine Lorenzo:McClane, don't start believing your own press, huh?Carmine Lorenzo:Yeah, yeah, I know all about you and that Nakatomi thing in LA. Look, you are in my little pond now. And I am the big fish that runs it. So, you cap some low-life. Fine.Carmine Lorenzo:I'll send your fuckin' captain in LA a fuckin' commendation. Now, in the meantime, you get the hell out of my office before I throw you out of my goddamn airport!John McClane: Come on, let me ask you something. What set off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass, or the shit in your brains?John McClane:Fat fuck

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Yeah yeah I know who you are
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You're the asshole that just broke seven FAA
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and five District of Columbia regulations
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running around my airport
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with a gun shooting at people
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What do you call that shit
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Self defense
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Well what you think that L A badge
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is going to get you
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a free lunch or something around here
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Well maybe a little professional courtesy
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Huh In an airport on Christmas week
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You've got to be kidding
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O K Fuck courtesy
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How about just being professional
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Your boys just walked away from a crime scene Captain
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You can't wrap this thing up in 10 minutes
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You got to seal the area off
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take pictures dust for prints
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Hey don't lecture me hotshot
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I know what I'm doing
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We're going to dust it down
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We'll take all the pictures We'll sweep for fibers
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When are you going to do this
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After 300 or 400 people go through
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You'd be lucky to get a print
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from one of your own people
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Just shut down that area and
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Oh just shut the area down
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It's that simple huh Just shut the area down
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Yeah and I got everybody
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from the Shriners' Convention
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to goddamn Boy Scouts traipsing through here
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I got lost kids lost dogs
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Not now Later
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I got international diplomats
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I got a fuckin' reindeer flying in here
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from the fuckin' petting zoo
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ButJohn McClane he's got a little problem
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Hell let's shut down the whole fuckin' airport
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What do you think they're going to say upstairs
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when I tell them that
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Pick up the phone and find out
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I don't need fuckin' Forensics
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to tell me all this was
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was some punk stealing luggage
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Luggage That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me
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You know what that is
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It's a porcelain gun made in Germany
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It doesn't show up on your airport X ray machines
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and costs more than you make in a month
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You'd be surprised what I make in a month
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If it's more than 1 98 I'd be very surprised
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Hey McClane don't start believing
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your own press huh
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Yeah yeah I know all about you
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and that Nakatomi thing in L A
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but just because the TV thinks you're hot shit
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that don't make it so
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Look you are in my little pond now
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and I am the big fish that runs it
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So you capped some lowlife
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Fine
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I'll send your fuckin' captain in L A
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a fuckin' commendation
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In the meantime get the hell out of my office
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before I have you thrown out of my goddamn airport
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Hey Carmine let me ask you something
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What sets off the metal detectors first
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the lead in your ass or the shit in your brains
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Fat fuck
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Duration
152 seconds
Views
715
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:52
Uploaded
Mar 07, 2026
Genres
Production
Gordon Company,Silver Pictures,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

John McClane attempts to avert disaster as rogue military operatives seize control of Dulles International Airport in Washington, D.C.