Security was tight today at Escalon Airport in the Republic of Val Verde, where government...

[a TV broadcast on the extradition is shown in Stuart's hotel room] Newscaster: Security was tight today at Escalon Airport in the Republic of Val Verde, where government authorities report that deposed general Ramon Esperanza will be delivered for immediate extradition to the United States. Only two years ago, General Esperanza led his country's army in a campaign against Communist insurgents - a campaign fought with American money and advisors. Esperanza's fall from power caused ripples not only in his country's recent election, but closer to home as well, when high-ranking Pentagon officials were charged with supplying him with weapons despite the Congressional ban. But mounting evidence that Esperanza's forces violated the neutrality of neighboring made Congress withhold funds - funds which Esperanza is accused of replacing by going into the lucrative business of cocaine smuggling. Although Esperanza was removed as Commander-in-Chief earlier this year, the agreement to extradite him was not reached until yesterday, and Washington insiders say it was a phone call that made it happen - a phone call from an angry American President. [Stuart snaps off the TV after the newscaster says "from an"]

where government authorities report that deposed General Ramon Esperanza will be delivered for immediate extradition to the United States. Only two years ago, General Esperanza led his country's army in a campaign against Communist insurgents, a campaign fought with American money and advisers. Esperanza's fall from power caused ripples not only in his country's recent election, but closer to home, as well, when high-ranking Pentagon officials were charged with supplying him with weapons despite the Congressional ban. But mounting evidence that Esperanza's forces violated the neutrality of neighboring countries made Congress withhold funds, funds which Esperanza is accused of replacing by going into the lucrative business of cocaine smuggling. Although Esperanza was removed as Commander In Chief earlier this year, the agreement to extradite him was only reached yesterday, and Washington insiders say it was a phone call that made it happen, a phone call from a-- All right, all right. If I could find a phone, I'd call you, whoever you are. Bye. Excuse me. Thank you. Yeah, this is Lieutenant McClane. Somebody there just beep me? I'd like to think I'm somebody. Honey, where are you? Did you land yet? It's the nineties, remember? Microchips, microwaves, faxes, airphones. Yeah, well, as far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza. Listen, um, we're going to be about half an hour late landing, O.K.? I just wanted to let you know. The kids O.K.? Yeah, well, they're about to lose their minds from all the sugar your parents are giving them. Did Mom give you a hard time about borrowing her new car? No. Not yet. Listen, honey, when you land, can we just, like, you know, rent a car, check into a hotel, leave the kids with your parents, order some room service? A bottle of champagne, what do you say? You're on, Lieutenant. I'll see you in about a half an hour, honey. I love you. Bye. Isn't technology wonderful? My husband doesn't think so. Well, I do. I used to carry around those awful mace things. Now... I zap any bastard that screws with me. I tried it on my little dog. Poor thing limped for a week. Heh. Excuse me. Well, you look really familiar to me. I get that a lot. I've been on TV. Yeah. Me, too.