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Simon Gruber:
"Birds of a feather, flocked together, so do pigs & swine. As nice as their chance as well as I had mine."John McClane:Nice. Rhymes.Simon Gruber:Why was the phone busy, who were you calling?John McClane: The psychic hotline.Simon Gruber:I advise you to take this more seriously.John McClane:Hey, this is public phone. What do you want me to say?Simon Gruber: You can simply say that there was a fat woman on it and it took you a minute to get her off.Simon Gruber:Now, there's a significant amount of explosive in the trash receptacle next to you. Try to run, and it goes off now.John McClane:We're not going to run, but I got a hundred people out here.Simon Gruber:*That's* the point. Now, do I have your attention? "As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with 7 wives, every wife had 7 sacks, every sack had 7 cats, every cat had 7 kittens, kittens, cats sacks and wives. How many were going to St. Ives? My number is...John McClane: Woah, whoa wait a minute I didn't get all that. Say it again.Simon Gruber:Not a chance. My number is 555 and the answer. Call me in 30 seconds or die
"Birds of a feather, flocked together, so do pigs & swine. As nice as their chance as well as I had mine."John McClane:Nice. Rhymes.Simon Gruber:Why was the phone busy, who were you calling?John McClane: The psychic hotline.Simon Gruber:I advise you to take this more seriously.John McClane:Hey, this is public phone. What do you want me to say?Simon Gruber: You can simply say that there was a fat woman on it and it took you a minute to get her off.Simon Gruber:Now, there's a significant amount of explosive in the trash receptacle next to you. Try to run, and it goes off now.John McClane:We're not going to run, but I got a hundred people out here.Simon Gruber:*That's* the point. Now, do I have your attention? "As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with 7 wives, every wife had 7 sacks, every sack had 7 cats, every cat had 7 kittens, kittens, cats sacks and wives. How many were going to St. Ives? My number is...John McClane: Woah, whoa wait a minute I didn't get all that. Say it again.Simon Gruber:Not a chance. My number is 555 and the answer. Call me in 30 seconds or die
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Birds of a feather flock together
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So do pigs and swine
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Rats and mice have their chance
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as will I have mine
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Nice It rhymes
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Why was the phone busy Who were you calling
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The psychic hotline
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I'd advise you to take this more seriously
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Look it's a public phone What do you want me to say
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You can simply say there was a fat woman on it
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and it took you a minute to get her off
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Now John there's a significant amount of explosive
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in the trash receptacle next to you
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Try to run and it goes up now
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Nobody's gonna run but I got 100 people out here
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That's the point
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Now do I have your attention
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As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives
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Every wife had seven sacks Every sack had seven cats
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Every cat had seven kittens Kittens cats sacks and wives
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How many were going to St Ives
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My phone number is 555 No no no Wait
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I didn't get all that Say it again
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Not a chance
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My phone number is 555 and the answer But I didn't
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Call me in 30 seconds or die
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Movie Summary
John McClane and a Harlem store owner are targeted by German terrorist Simon in New York City, where he plans to rob the Federal Reserve Building.
