To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
McClane is a toilet bug
Please log in to add to collections.
Die Hard with a Vengeance

A toilet bug?

Inspector Cobb: McClane is A toilet bug.John McClane: A toilet bug?

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.872
McClane is a toilet bug
Available in 7 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
852
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:22
Uploaded
Feb 20, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, thriller
Production
20th Century Fox,Cinergi Pictures,Andrew G. Vajna Productions

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

John McClane and a Harlem store owner are targeted by German terrorist Simon in New York City, where he plans to rob the Federal Reserve Building.

Actors

Bruce Willis
John Mcclane
Bruce Willis
You know money is shit to meI would not give up McClanefor all the gold in your Fort Knox - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:08
You know money is shit to meI would not give up McClanefor...
72nd Street subway pay phone 15 minutesMcClane and the SamaritanIf you're competent in the least you've found the briefcaseSo you know what I mean by penalty - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:13
72nd Street subway pay phone 15 minutesMcClane and the...
I wanna thank you for that vote of confidence WalterWell I thought it was worth a tryThis guy's a raving maniacHe couldn't be any clearer if hegot it from a case historyHe gave you clues to his identity He spoke GermanHe called it your Fort KnoxAnd he - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:55
I wanna thank you for that vote of confidence WalterWell I...
Come on you guys Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaI'm not going anywhereSimon says you gotta goI'm not jumping through hoops for some psychoThat's a white man with white problems You deal with himCall me when he crosses 110th Street - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:14
Come on you guys Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaI'm not going...
Hey Why'd you save my assI didn't I stopped a white cop from getting killed in HarlemOne white cop gets killed todaytomorrow we got a thousand white copsall of them with itchy trigger fingersGot it - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:18
Hey Why'd you save my assI didn't I stopped a...
Zeus Yo partner Wait upHey hey hey hey I ain't your partnerI ain't your neighbor your brother or your friendI'm your total stranger - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:12
Zeus Yo partner Wait upHey hey hey hey I ain't your...
Listen this guy doesn't care about skin coloreven if you do - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:07
Listen this guy doesn't care about skin coloreven if...
What am I doin'Cheer up Things could be worseI was working on a nice fat suspensionsmokin' cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:11
What am I doin'Cheer up Things could be worseI was...
Okay, they made it to the phone. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:34
Okay, they made it to the phone.
I can get used to thisI'm sure you can find a phone across the street ma'amLet's get something straightI'm the only one here on official police businessDon't ever do that shit again Let's get something else straightYou need me a lot more than I need - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:36
I can get used to thisI'm sure you can find a phone...
Birds of a feather flock togetherSo do pigs and swineRats and mice have their chanceas will I have mineNice It rhymesWhy was the phone busy Who were you callingThe psychic hotlineI'd advise you to take this more seriouslyLook it's a public phone What do - Die Hard with a Vengeance 01:00
Birds of a feather flock togetherSo do pigs and swineRats...
As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wivesEvery wife had seven sacks Every sack had seven catsEvery cat had seven kittens Kittens cats sacks and wivesHow many were going to St Ives - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:12
As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wivesEvery...
No wait wait It's a trick it's a trickWhat What do you meanI forgot about the manWhat man Fuck the man We got 10 secondsHe said how many were going to St Ives rightThe riddle beginsAs I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wivesThe guy and his - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:20
No wait wait It's a trick it's a trickWhat What do...
Hello JohnYeah piece of cake Give us something harder next timeBut you're 10 seconds lateNo no The answer is oneThere's a bomb in the trash Get downGet downThere's a bombGet down There's a bombWelcome to New YorkHere you can have it Come on Come on Let's - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:59
Hello JohnYeah piece of cake Give us something harder next...
Here, you can have it. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:06
Here, you can have it.
Yeah. I didn't say, Simon says. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:58
Yeah. I didn't say, Simon says.
It's 9 50 John The number 3 train is arriving nowI left something provocative on that train JohnSimon says get to the pay phonenext to the news kiosk in Wall Street station by 10 20or the number 3 train and its passengers vaporizeUse any means of travel - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:39
It's 9 50 John The number 3 train is arriving nowI left...
I used to drive a cab The fastest way south isWhat the fuck are you doingWhat were you sayingI was saying I used to drive a caband Ninth Avenue was the fastest way southBut we seem to be going east - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:21
I used to drive a cab The fastest way south isWhat the fuck...
What were you saying? - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:11
What were you saying?
Where the hell are you going, McClane? - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:45
Where the hell are you going, McClane?