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Said Simple Simon to the pie man going to the fairGive me your piesor I'll cave your head in
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Die Hard with a Vengeance

Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to the fair, "Give me your pies... or I'll cave...

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Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to the fair, "Give me your pies... or I'll cave your head in."

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Said Simple Simon to the pie man going to the fair
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Give me your pies
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or I'll cave your head in
Available in 7 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
841
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:41
Uploaded
Feb 20, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, thriller
Production
20th Century Fox,Cinergi Pictures,Andrew G. Vajna Productions

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Movie Summary

John McClane and a Harlem store owner are targeted by German terrorist Simon in New York City, where he plans to rob the Federal Reserve Building.

Actors

Jeremy Irons
Simon
Jeremy Irons
Is there a detective named McClane thereHe's on suspensionNo Walter he's not Not todayWho is thisCall me SimonWhat do you wantI want to play a gameWhat kind of gameSimon SaysSimon's going to tell Lieutenant McClane what to doand Lieutenant McClane is - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:35
Is there a detective named McClane thereHe's on...
KowalskiLambert You know where to find McClaneWell I kinda doubt you're gonna find him in churchWell you better find out what rock he's underand kick it over - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:14
KowalskiLambert You know where to find McClaneWell I kinda...
John. - Die Hard with a Vengeance
John.
Next 14 dump trucks stolen from a yard in Staten IslandFourteen JesusIs somebody starting a construction companyNah it was John's landlady going to clean his apartment - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:13
Next 14 dump trucks stolen from a yard in Staten...
Is it hot in here or am I just scared to death - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:04
Is it hot in here or am I just scared to death
You know, you're the first woman since Holly who's seen me do this. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:17
You know, you're the first woman since Holly who's...
So where's the backup gonna beWe're gonna drop back to 128th StreetWhatTen blocks Are you fucking kidding meOh man that's just great Hey Walter what is all this about huhIf we don't do itthis guy says he's gonna blow upanother public place - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:25
So where's the backup gonna beWe're gonna drop...
We're gonna drop back to 128th Street. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:42
We're gonna drop back to 128th Street.
Well why me What does it got to do with meI have no ideaHe just said it had to be youWell it's nice to be needed - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:11
Well why me What does it got to do with meI have no ideaHe...
Frankly John you haven't been Hey Walterhow about you mind your fucking business about Holly huhBetween you and Simonyou're fucking up a perfectly good hangover - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:12
Frankly John you haven't been Hey Walterhow about you...
We'll be back to pick you up in 15 minutes. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:12
We'll be back to pick you up in 15 minutes.
Hey yo Uncle Come look at thisIt's ten after 9 00 Why aren't you in schoolTony wants to sell you thisTony That no neck dude they call Bad THe says he found it in a DumpsterHe keeps stealing from people they're gonna find him in a DumpsterNo he didn't - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:44
Hey yo Uncle Come look at thisIt's ten after 9 00 Why...
Don't ever let people use you. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:47
Don't ever let people use you.
Now where you goin' SchoolWhy To get educatedWhy So we can go to collegeAnd why is that important To get 'espectRespect Now who's the bad guysGuys who sell drugs Guys who have gunsAnd who's the good guys We're the good guysWho's gonna help you NobodySo - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:30
Now where you goin' SchoolWhy To get educatedWhy So we...
-Uncle, you better come look at this. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:11
-Uncle, you better come look at this.
Dial 911. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:14
Dial 911.
Morning. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:50
Morning.
-Listen, I'm a cop. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:29
-Listen, I'm a cop.
I am the... - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:34
I am the...
Why do you keep calling me Jesús I look Puerto Rican to youGuy back there called you Jesús didn't heHe didn't say JesúsHe said Hey Zeus My name is ZeusZeus Yeah Zeus As in father of Apollo Mt OlympusDon't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:22
Why do you keep calling me Jesús I look Puerto Rican to...