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Simon says, McClane and the Samaritan will go to the subway station at 72nd and Broadway. I will call you in 15 minutes on the payphone outside the station. No Police. Failure to answer will constitute noncompliance. Do you understand me, John?John McClane:Oh, yes, I understand. I understand that you're a fuckin' wacko who likes to play kids' games. That's what I understand.Simon:Hardly.John McClane: Hahdly? Well, then, who are you? Somebody I sent up? What'd you do? Shoplifting? Purse-snatching?John McClane:Cross-dressing? What?Simon:You c-c-c-couldn't catch me if I stole your ch-ch-chair with you in it!John McClane:My ch-ch-ch-chair with me in it? That's very exciting. Let me ask you a question, bonehead. Why are you trying to k-k-k-k-kill me?Simon:John, John, calm yourself.John McClane:Huh? Why don't you come on down here to Police Plaza and we'll figure this out like a couple of men, huh? Just come on down here.Simon:If killing you was all I wanted, you'd be dead by now
Simon says, McClane and the Samaritan will go to the subway station at 72nd and Broadway. I will call you in 15 minutes on the payphone outside the station. No Police. Failure to answer will constitute noncompliance. Do you understand me, John?John McClane:Oh, yes, I understand. I understand that you're a fuckin' wacko who likes to play kids' games. That's what I understand.Simon:Hardly.John McClane: Hahdly? Well, then, who are you? Somebody I sent up? What'd you do? Shoplifting? Purse-snatching?John McClane:Cross-dressing? What?Simon:You c-c-c-couldn't catch me if I stole your ch-ch-chair with you in it!John McClane:My ch-ch-ch-chair with me in it? That's very exciting. Let me ask you a question, bonehead. Why are you trying to k-k-k-k-kill me?Simon:John, John, calm yourself.John McClane:Huh? Why don't you come on down here to Police Plaza and we'll figure this out like a couple of men, huh? Just come on down here.Simon:If killing you was all I wanted, you'd be dead by now
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Simon says McClane and the Samaritan
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will go to the subway station at 72nd and Broadway
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I will call you in 15 minutes on the pay phone outside the station
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No police
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Failure to answer will constitute noncompliance
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Do you understand me John
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Oh yes I understand
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I understand that you're a fuckin' wacko
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that likes to play kids' games that's what I understand
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Hardly Hardly
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Well then who are you Somebody I sent up
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What'd you do
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Shoplifting Purse snatching
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Cross dressing What
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You c c couldn't catch me
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if I stole your ch ch chair with you in it
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My ch ch chair with me in it Ooh hoo That's very exciting
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Let me ask you a question bonehead
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Why are you trying to k k k k kill me
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John John calm yourself Huh
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Why don't you come on down hereto police plaza
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and we'll figure this out like a couple of men huh
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Just come on down here
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If killing you was all I wanted you'd be dead by now
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Movie Summary
John McClane and a Harlem store owner are targeted by German terrorist Simon in New York City, where he plans to rob the Federal Reserve Building.

