Simon says, McClane and the Samaritan will go to the subway station at 72nd and Broadway....
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Simon:
[over the phone in Walter's office]
Simon says, McClane and the Samaritan will go to the subway station at 72nd and Broadway. I will call you in 15 minutes on the payphone outside the station. No Police. Failure to answer will constitute noncompliance. Do you understand me, John?
John McClane:
Oh, yes, I understand. I understand that you're a fuckin' wacko who likes to play kids' games. That's what I understand.
Simon:
Hardly.
John McClane:
[imitating Simon, over the phone]
Hahdly? Well, then, who are you? Somebody I sent up? What'd you do? Shoplifting? Purse-snatching?
[pauses and puts hand over the receiver]
John McClane:
Cross-dressing? What?
Simon:
You c-c-c-couldn't catch me if I stole your ch-ch-chair with you in it!
John McClane:
My ch-ch-ch-chair with me in it? That's very exciting. Let me ask you a question, bonehead. Why are you trying to k-k-k-k-kill me?
Transcript
- What kind of game?
- "Simon says."
Simon's going to tell
Lt McClane what to do...
and Lt McClane is going to do it.
Noncompliance will result
in a penalty.
What penalty?
Another big bang
in a very public place.
What is it that you want
Lt McClane to do?
Simon says Lt McClane
is to go to the corner...
of 138th Street und Amsterdam...
which is in Harlem
if I'm not mistaken.
Kowalski! Lambert!
Do you know where to find McClane?
Well, I kinda doubt
you're gonna find him in church.
Well, you better find out
what rock he's under...
and kick it over.
- John.
- Thanks.
Gimme some more. Come on.
Jesus, John.
You look like shit.
Where did we leave off
with that roster?
We got three killings in Red Hook
the past two nights.
Put Miner on it.
And Genetti.
The mayor's office will call
before the day's out.
Next, 14 dump trucks stolen
from a yard in Staten Island.
Fourteen! Jesus! Is somebody
starting a construction company?
Nah, it was John's landlady
going to clean his apartment.
Insurance fraud.
That's a priority
out in California.
The contractor splits the money
with the thieves.
We had that out in Jersey
a couple years ago, Joe. Remember?
See what Kelly can do with it.
Hey, what was the lottery number
last night?
- 4667.
- 4667.
You still bettin' your badge, Rick?
Yeah, 6991 every week.
Clip duration: 129 seconds
Views: 372
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: action, adventure, thriller
Summary: John McClane and a Harlem store owner are targeted by German terrorist Simon in New York City, where he plans to rob the Federal Reserve Building.
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