To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Uncle, you better come look at this
Please log in to add to collections.
Die Hard with a Vengeance

Uncle, you better come look atthis. -What? There's a white manstanding in the street. I...

Uncle, you better come look atthis. -What? There's a white manstanding in the street. I seen one. Not like this

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.046
Uncle you better come look at this What
00:00:04.009 --> 00:00:06.048
There's a white man standing in the street
00:00:06.092 --> 00:00:07.018
I seen one
00:00:07.224 --> 00:00:09.269
Not like this
Available in 7 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
294
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:12
Uploaded
Feb 20, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, thriller
Production
20th Century Fox,Cinergi Pictures,Andrew G. Vajna Productions

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

John McClane and a Harlem store owner are targeted by German terrorist Simon in New York City, where he plans to rob the Federal Reserve Building.
Dial 911. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:14
Dial 911.
Morning. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:50
Morning.
-Listen, I'm a cop. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:29
-Listen, I'm a cop.
I am the... - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:34
I am the...
Why do you keep calling me Jesús I look Puerto Rican to youGuy back there called you Jesús didn't heHe didn't say JesúsHe said Hey Zeus My name is ZeusZeus Yeah Zeus As in father of Apollo Mt OlympusDon't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:22
Why do you keep calling me Jesús I look Puerto Rican to...
Yes I was saying thatwe're dealing with a megalomaniacal personalitywith possible paranoid schizophreniaHey how about we just skip down to the partwhere you tell me what the fuckthis has to do with me huh - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:11
Yes I was saying thatwe're dealing with a...
This guy wants to pound on you till you crumbleHe wants you to dance to his tune and thenPut on a dress and fuck meI was going to say kill youHe's sitting on an awful lot of rageand it could be manifested physically if he's stressedSomeone he arrested - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:25
This guy wants to pound on you till you crumbleHe wants you...
They want you to know who's doing it to youSo this name Simon is probably not an aliasIt's probably Simon or some variationSimon Robert EBusted in '86 extortion kidnapping 10 to 15Did seven years for good behaviorReleased on a state work furlough two - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:25
They want you to know who's doing it to youSo this name...
A nut who knows a lot about bombsWe found this in a playground ProfessionalVery cool stuff You know boomYou think you should slam it around like that CharlieIt's unmixed You can't hurt itThis stuff is cutting edge It's a binary liquidA whatLike epoxy two - Die Hard with a Vengeance 01:11
A nut who knows a lot about bombsWe found this in a...
That stuff has gotta be pretty rareWe oughta be able to find out fany of it's missing somewhereAlready did Livermore Labs theft over the weekendHe got enough to make another one JoeAbout 2 000 pounds Of thatThe detonating mechanism could beanything radio - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:21
That stuff has gotta be pretty rareWe oughta be able to find...
Where are my pigeons nowPigeonsI had two pigeons bright and gayfly from me the other dayWhy was it they did go You cannot tell You do not knowYou mean McClaneNo I mean Santa Claus - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:17
Where are my pigeons nowPigeonsI had two pigeons bright and...
Well is the ebony Samaritan there nowYou got a problem with ebonyNo no My only problem is that I went to some troublepreparing that game for McClaneYou interfered with a well laid planYeah Well you can stick yourwell laid plan up your well laidass - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:18
Well is the ebony Samaritan there nowYou got a problem with...
Simon he wasn't speaking for all of usThat was unpleasant Don't let it happen againSo what's your name boyDon't call me boyI'm sorryIt was a poor attempt at humorI was going to send you home with a chidingbut now I think perhaps you should join the game - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:20
Simon he wasn't speaking for all of usThat was...
Simon says McClane and the Samaritanwill go to the subway station at 72nd and BroadwayI will call you in 15 minutes on the pay phone outside the stationNo policeFailure to answer will constitute noncomplianceDo you understand me JohnOh yes I understandI - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:55
Simon says McClane and the Samaritanwill go to the subway...
I can appreciate your feelings for McClanebut believe me the jerk isn't worth itHe stepped on so many toes in this departmentby this time next month he's going to be a security guardHis own wife wants nothing to do with himand he's about two steps shy - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:20
I can appreciate your feelings for McClanebut believe me the...
McClane is a toilet bug - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:05
McClane is a toilet bug
You know money is shit to meI would not give up McClanefor all the gold in your Fort Knox - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:08
You know money is shit to meI would not give up McClanefor...
72nd Street subway pay phone 15 minutesMcClane and the SamaritanIf you're competent in the least you've found the briefcaseSo you know what I mean by penalty - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:13
72nd Street subway pay phone 15 minutesMcClane and the...
I wanna thank you for that vote of confidence WalterWell I thought it was worth a tryThis guy's a raving maniacHe couldn't be any clearer if hegot it from a case historyHe gave you clues to his identity He spoke GermanHe called it your Fort KnoxAnd he - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:55
I wanna thank you for that vote of confidence WalterWell I...
Come on you guys Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaI'm not going anywhereSimon says you gotta goI'm not jumping through hoops for some psychoThat's a white man with white problems You deal with himCall me when he crosses 110th Street - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:14
Come on you guys Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaI'm not going...