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What am I doin'Cheer up Things could be worseI was working on a nice fat suspensionsmokin' cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
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Die Hard with a Vengeance

Cheer up. Things could be worse. I was working on a nice, fat suspension, smokin'...

Zeus Carver:
What am I doing?John McClane:Cheer up. Things could be worse. I was working on a nice, fat suspension, smokin' cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo

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What am I doin'
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Cheer up Things could be worse
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I was working on a nice fat suspension
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smokin' cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Available in 7 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
432
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:47
Uploaded
Feb 20, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, thriller
Production
20th Century Fox,Cinergi Pictures,Andrew G. Vajna Productions

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Movie Summary

John McClane and a Harlem store owner are targeted by German terrorist Simon in New York City, where he plans to rob the Federal Reserve Building.

Actors

Samuel L. Jackson
Zeus Carver
Samuel L. Jackson
Bruce Willis
John Mcclane
Bruce Willis
Okay, they made it to the phone. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:34
Okay, they made it to the phone.
I can get used to thisI'm sure you can find a phone across the street ma'amLet's get something straightI'm the only one here on official police businessDon't ever do that shit again Let's get something else straightYou need me a lot more than I need - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:36
I can get used to thisI'm sure you can find a phone...
Birds of a feather flock togetherSo do pigs and swineRats and mice have their chanceas will I have mineNice It rhymesWhy was the phone busy Who were you callingThe psychic hotlineI'd advise you to take this more seriouslyLook it's a public phone What do - Die Hard with a Vengeance 01:00
Birds of a feather flock togetherSo do pigs and swineRats...
As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wivesEvery wife had seven sacks Every sack had seven catsEvery cat had seven kittens Kittens cats sacks and wivesHow many were going to St Ives - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:12
As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wivesEvery...
No wait wait It's a trick it's a trickWhat What do you meanI forgot about the manWhat man Fuck the man We got 10 secondsHe said how many were going to St Ives rightThe riddle beginsAs I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wivesThe guy and his - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:20
No wait wait It's a trick it's a trickWhat What do...
Hello JohnYeah piece of cake Give us something harder next timeBut you're 10 seconds lateNo no The answer is oneThere's a bomb in the trash Get downGet downThere's a bombGet down There's a bombWelcome to New YorkHere you can have it Come on Come on Let's - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:59
Hello JohnYeah piece of cake Give us something harder next...
Here, you can have it. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:06
Here, you can have it.
Yeah. I didn't say, Simon says. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:58
Yeah. I didn't say, Simon says.
It's 9 50 John The number 3 train is arriving nowI left something provocative on that train JohnSimon says get to the pay phonenext to the news kiosk in Wall Street station by 10 20or the number 3 train and its passengers vaporizeUse any means of travel - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:39
It's 9 50 John The number 3 train is arriving nowI left...
I used to drive a cab The fastest way south isWhat the fuck are you doingWhat were you sayingI was saying I used to drive a caband Ninth Avenue was the fastest way southBut we seem to be going east - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:21
I used to drive a cab The fastest way south isWhat the fuck...
What were you saying? - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:11
What were you saying?
Where the hell are you going, McClane? - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:45
Where the hell are you going, McClane?
I told you Ninth Avenue was the quickest way southStop with that goddamn yelling I know what I'm doingNot even God knows what you're doing - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:09
I told you Ninth Avenue was the quickest way southStop with...
Oh dear I told you that Park Drive is always jammedI didn't say Park DriveI said through the park - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:13
Oh dear I told you that Park Drive is always jammedI...
Get outta here - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:04
Get outta here
I got him, Connie. - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:13
I got him, Connie.
I got him, Connie. He's taking the scenic route. - Die Hard with a Vengeance
I got him, Connie. He's taking the scenic route.
Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it! - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:30
Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it!
Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it. - Die Hard with a Vengeance
Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it.
Are you aiming for these peopleNo Well maybe that mime - Die Hard with a Vengeance 00:06
Are you aiming for these peopleNo Well maybe that mime