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Die Hart

I'll just call Mr. Van De Velde,and I'll tell him, "Oh, "the phone policy wasn't working...

Die Hart • S01E02 • 2020
I'll just call Mr. Van De Velde,
and I'll tell him, "Oh, "the phone policy wasn't working for him

Full Transcript

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I'll just call Mr. Van De Velde, and I'll tell him, "Oh,
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"the phone policy wasn't working for him.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:46
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
action, comedy, thriller
Production
Laugh Out Loud

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Movie Summary

Kevin Hart - playing a version of himself - is on a death-defying quest to become an action star.
S01 • E04 I thought that you would go the opposite direction - Die Hart 00:07
I thought that you would go the opposite direction
S01 • E03 - "Let me catch myself on fire." - Die Hart 00:05
- "Let me catch myself on fire."
S01 • E02 It-it wasn't to his liking." - Die Hart 00:05
It-it wasn't to his liking."
S01 • E05 Shit. - Do you have a bobby pin? - Die Hart 00:05
Shit. - Do you have a bobby pin?
S01 • E03 Let me catch-- - Die Hart 00:05
Let me catch--
S01 • E02 You're gonna make calls to Hollywood, you're gonna say, - Die Hart 00:05
You're gonna make calls to Hollywood, you're gonna...
S01 • E01 - Oh, dear. - Uh, but getting back to the movie, - Die Hart 00:04
- Oh, dear. - Uh, but getting back to the movie,
S01 • E05 - Yeah. Yeah. It's in the bun on the back of my fucking head. - Die Hart 00:05
- Yeah. Yeah. It's in the bun on the back of my fucking...
S01 • E02 I need more drugs." - Die Hart 00:09
I need more drugs."
S01 • E04 If you need extra motivation to be the star - Die Hart 00:06
If you need extra motivation to be the star
S01 • E09 - I'm sorry. I was hired to play a role, - Die Hart 00:06
- I'm sorry. I was hired to play a role,
S01 • E03 Look, I'm sorry, all right? It's just, - Die Hart 00:06
Look, I'm sorry, all right? It's just,
S01 • E07 This whole Deliverance thing that we got going on right now, - Die Hart 00:05
This whole Deliverance thing that we got going on right now,
S01 • E04 This is probably my only shot to be a big action star, so - Die Hart 00:07
This is probably my only shot to be a big action star, so
S01 • E01 How many times do you need to see me - Die Hart 00:11
How many times do you need to see me
S01 • E09 - They'll walk in here, they'll see that we're dead, - Die Hart 00:05
- They'll walk in here, they'll see that we'r...
S01 • E07 So, now that we know that, let me help this mood - Die Hart 00:05
So, now that we know that, let me help this mood
S01 • E02 - Okay. Until you graduate, you are forbidden - Die Hart 00:06
- Okay. Until you graduate, you are forbidden
S01 • E10 Three, two, one. - Die Hart 00:05
Three, two, one.
S01 • E05 - Where the fuck are you at? - Die Hart 00:04
- Where the fuck are you at?