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It's been 12 years since Rip Digman

It's been 12 yearssince Rip Digman let his wife Bella die, and in that time Rip'sformer...

Digman! • S01E01 • 2023

It's been 12 years
since Rip Digman let his wife Bella die, and in that time Rip's
former assistant Zane Troy has gone on to become the
greatest arky in the world while Rip, who was fired
by the Smithsonian, is now a has-been, a nobody, a real "Where are
they now?" situation. I'm sorry to keep going on,
my producer's telling me we're running short
and I need to stretch. You have to wonder what Rip
is even up to these days. I mean, my guess, he's just
sitting at home, jacking off. Yes, jacking off. And then crying because he feels like he's somehow cheating
on his dead wife, whose death
he was responsible for. And then jizzing. You know, one of those
lame halfway ones where you're somehow out
of rhythm with yourself. I don't know, maybe
I'm projecting now. Either way, the guy's a loser

Full Transcript

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It's been 12 years since Rip Digman

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let his wife Bella die,

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and in that time Rip's former assistant Zane Troy

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has gone on to become the greatest arky in the world

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while Rip, who was fired by the Smithsonian,

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is now a has-been, a nobody,

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a real "Where are they now?" situation.

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I'm sorry to keep going on, my producer's telling me

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we're running short and I need to stretch.

00:00:18.784 --> 00:00:20.784

You have to wonder what Rip is even up to these days.

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I mean, my guess, he's just sitting at home, jacking off.

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Yes, jacking off.

00:00:25.825 --> 00:00:27.295

And then crying because he feels

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like he's somehow cheating on his dead wife,

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whose death he was responsible for.

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And then jizzing.

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You know, one of those lame halfway ones

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where you're somehow out of rhythm with yourself.

00:00:35.735 --> 00:00:37.105

I don't know, maybe I'm projecting now.

00:00:37.202 --> 00:00:39.996

Either way, the guy's a loser.

Duration

40 seconds

Views

67

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:58

Uploaded

Apr 19, 2025

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

CBS Studios,Titmouse,MTV Entertainment Studios,The Lonely Island,Dandyflower Productions

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Movie Summary

The story of a world in which archaeologists are massive celebrities and the coolest people on the planet.