Have you been playing my records? Yeah, so? So, didn't I tell you the procedure? Yeah, you...

Shrevie: Have you been playing my records? Beth: Yeah, so? Shrevie: So, didn't I tell you the procedure? Beth: Yeah, you told me all about it, Shrevie. They have to be in alphabetical order. Shrevie: And what else? Beth: Ah, they have to be filed alphabetically and according to year, as well, okay. Shrevie: And what else? What else! Beth: I don't know. Shrevie: You don't know? Well, let me give you a hint. Okay? I found my James Brown record filed under the the "J"s - instead of the "B"s! I don't know who taught you to alphabetize! But, to top it off, he's in the rock-n-roll section! Instead of the R&B section! How can you do that? Beth: It's too complicated, Shrevie. You see, every time I pull out a record, there's this whole procedure I have to go through. I just want to hear the music, that's all. Shrevie: Is it too complicated to just keep my records in the category, okay? Just put the rock-n-roll in with the rock-n-roll! Put the R&B in with the R&B! I mean, you're not going to put Charlie Parker in with the rock-n-roll, would you? Would you? Beth: I dunno. Who is Charlie Parker? Shrevie: [exasperated] Jazz! Jazz! He was the greatest - jazz saxophone player that ever lived! Beth: What are you gettin' so crazy about? It's just music. It's not that big a deal.