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"Dinner for Schmucks" quotes

Dinner for Schmucks poster
After he finds out that his work superiors host a dinner celebrating the idiocy of their special guests, a rising executive questions the merits of his invitation just as he befriends a man who would be the perfect guest.

Director: Jay Roach
Writer: David Guion, Michael Handelman, Francis Veber
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 56/100
ImdbRating: 5.9
BoxOffice: $73,026,337
Released: 30 Jul 2010
Awards: 1 nomination

28 video clips

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I'm a naughty little schoolgirl - Dinner for Schmucks 00:37 I'm a naughty little schoolgirl Vincent van Gogh - Dinner for Schmucks 00:15 Vincent van Gogh In the words of John Lennon - Dinner for Schmucks 00:19 In the words of John Lennon So dare to dream Dream your wildest dreams - Dinner for Schmucks 00:24 So dare to dream Dream your wildest dreams He's friends with Morgan Freeman - Dinner for Schmucks 00:04 He's friends with Morgan Freeman When life gives you lemons you make lemonade - Dinner for Schmucks 00:13 When life gives you lemons you make lemonade Well these people invited us here to make fun of us - Dinner for Schmucks 00:10 Well these people invited us here to make fun of us I love to paint Oh wow Are you any good - Dinner for Schmucks 00:08 I love to paint Oh wow Are you any good Any of you would throw me under the bus for a bigger bonus - Dinner for Schmucks 00:12 Any of you would throw me under the bus for a bigger bonus Well I try to look at the bright side - Dinner for Schmucks 00:10 Well I try to look at the bright side Well you know - Dinner for Schmucks 01:09 Well you know Oh God My back my back my back - Dinner for Schmucks 00:07 Oh God My back my back my back Don't go OK may I give you some advice too - Dinner for Schmucks 00:16 Don't go OK may I give you some advice too Kieran you remember Tim - Dinner for Schmucks 00:17 Kieran you remember Tim And your cheese Does the cheese come out of the cow with the holes - Dinner for Schmucks 00:09 And your cheese Does the cheese come out of the cow with the... I know everything I have laid eggs inside of your brain - Dinner for Schmucks 00:24 I know everything I have laid eggs inside of your brain Sometimes I'll be working on a piece and I'll think No this is bullshit - Dinner for Schmucks 00:12 Sometimes I'll be working on a piece and I'll... He slept with Martha at my house - Dinner for Schmucks 00:09 He slept with Martha at my house It is my wife's favorite finger Please get it back now - Dinner for Schmucks 00:05 It is my wife's favorite finger Please get it back now But I want you to say You can eat my pudding - Dinner for Schmucks 00:07 But I want you to say You can eat my pudding Is that a Porsche Yeah - Dinner for Schmucks 00:13 Is that a Porsche Yeah I'm a naughty little schoolgirl - Dinner for Schmucks 00:08 I'm a naughty little schoolgirl Wait wait I know that looked awkward but you've gotta trust me - Dinner for Schmucks 00:44 Wait wait I know that looked awkward but you've gotta... Have you ever just spent five months - Dinner for Schmucks 00:48 Have you ever just spent five months The me that you know did say no - Dinner for Schmucks 01:05 The me that you know did say no Julie and Julie - Dinner for Schmucks 00:48 Julie and Julie He took his stapler how pitiful is that - Dinner for Schmucks 00:43 He took his stapler how pitiful is that Whoa whoa whoa I'm gonna fix your back - Dinner for Schmucks 00:06 Whoa whoa whoa I'm gonna fix your back

Cast

Barry - Steve Carell
Tim - Paul Rudd
Therman - Zach Galifianakis
Kieran - Jemaine Clement
Julie - Stephanie Szostak
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