"Director's Cut" quotes
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Cast
Self - Missi Pyle
Herbert Blount - Penn Jillette
Godfrey Winters - Harry Hamlin
Reed - Hayes MacArthur
Captain Wheeler - Lin Shaye
Superintendent - Gilbert Gottfried
Adam Rifkin - Adam Rifkin
Moving Company Guy - Marshall Bell
CSI Perry - Nestor Carbonell
Rudy Nelson - Teller
Richard Speck - Dave Anthony
Sexy Nurse - Bree Olson
Special Effects Guy - Cokey Falkow
Wardrobe Girl - Bridey Elliott
Jeffrey Dahmer - D. Brett Schramm
Self - Lisa Rinna
Video Assist Guy - Jon Barinholtz
Detective Whiteside - Rob Steinberg
Detective Jones - Demetrius Thomas
Prison Guard 01 - Matt Donnelly
Prison Guard 02 - Lexi Love
Assistant Director - David Chapman
College Boy - Dylan Treger
Young Nurse - Shannon Treger
Charles Manson - Miles Dougal
Self - Meredith Pyle
Medic - Reda Beebe
Hooker Crowdfunder - Sophie Dee
Paddle Girl - Caroline Gayle
Mormon 1 - Benjamin Schrader
Mormon 2 - David Aboussafy
Albert Fish - Ronald Graham
Annoying Person #3 - Michael James Torbay
Police Officer - Debi Staron
Attractive, Funny, Well-Endowed Shooting Victim - Shannon McManigal
Bad Hat Etiquette Cop - Seth H. Steadman
Blump's Burgers Owner - Jan Philip Browne
Blump's Burgers Crowdfunder - Coleman Lannum
Blump's Burgers Patron - Curt Harpold
Caesar (with Chariot) - Mick Luvbright
Child W - Kayla Levine
Cranial Cavity Cayla - Cayla Kirschbaum
Crowdfunding Cop Chick #1 - Geri Hormel
Crowdfunding Cop Chick #2 - Gillian Hormel
Crowdfunding Cop Chick #3 - Samantha Nieto
Cutting Room Floor Guy - Daniel Greenspun
Cutting Room Floor Guy's Prostitute - Lori Hyland
Dead Diner Dame - Lisa Farmer
Dead Faculty - Carey Barrett
Dead Hippie - Chris Koontz
Derek the Stud - Derek A. Zavala
Detective Daniel Petoskey - Daniel Bays
Dionee the Falling Angel - Dionne A. Zavala
Dr. Ted Manon - Chuck Fazio
Emily's Best Friend - Monica Cook
Extremely Handsome Police Sergeant - Taylor J. Smith
Fillet-O-Fish - Ché Graham
First Guy Shot - Francesco Santora
Flowered Pants Lady - Anne Roelke
Fryer Duck and Cover - Bryan Hayned
Gadget the Purple Pony - Dee Luvbright
Greeting Cop - Andrew Wimsatt
Hamlin Fan - Christopher Lemmings
Hamlin Fan Cheryl - Cheryl Lemmings
Handsome Cuban Manager - Javier Andy Zavala Jr.
Invisible PTSD Cop - Mac McPherson
Keystone Cop Number 3.0 - Warren Scott Kirschbaum
Officer Clem Son - Brian D Sheehy
Officer Lutz - Larry F. Scott
Police Officer - Rod Fielder
Uniformed Officer - Jeff Levine
Manson Girl #1 - Diana Terranova
Uniformed Police Officer - Jeffrey S. Levine
Crowdfunder 04 - Pam Love
Crowdfunder 05 - Renee Reeser
Bigshot Producer with Mid-life Crisis - Bob Lawler
Elder Ashby - Robert Belushi
Detective - Daz Byard
Brian - Dean Cameron
Officer Gause - Leonel Claude
Security Guard - Valerie R. Cook
College Girl - Brie Cubelic
Police Officer - Javier Flores
Police Officer - Michael Haddad
Police Officer - Dave Johnson
Reality TV Camera Man - Dustin Knouse
Police Officer - Gus Langley
Police Officer - Katarina Law-Cooper
Agenty Cindy - Sarah Lowe
Nurse Twiggy - Leslie McKeller
Charles Whitman - Robert McMurrer
Restaurant Patron - C. Ronald McPherson
Clash of the Titans Geek - Jeremy L. Morrison
Guy Sleeping Under Stabbed Nurse - Rich Nathanson
Club Goer - Jonny Ortiz
Birthday Boy - Shawn C. Phillips
Cop - Jon Ray
Cop - Mark Rossignol
Thug - Carlos Simental Jr.
Self - Destiny Soria
James Huberty - Patrick Statham
Ebony Williams - Ebony Williams
Real Director of Photography - Scott Winig
Concert Goer - Wonkknow