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Danielle:
What do you want? Clarke:
Uh, we're partners. Danielle:
No offense, but my designated is, as of this morning, no longer designated. Clarke:
I don't know what that means. Danielle:
It's Danielle's three D's of dating: Discriminate, designate, and dump, and since the unfortunate dumping of Brad, due to his lack of sanitary respect, Im on to the next. And quite frankly, as a dick smoker, you don't qualify. [Walks away] Clarke:
...But we're married
What do you want? Clarke:
Uh, we're partners. Danielle:
No offense, but my designated is, as of this morning, no longer designated. Clarke:
I don't know what that means. Danielle:
It's Danielle's three D's of dating: Discriminate, designate, and dump, and since the unfortunate dumping of Brad, due to his lack of sanitary respect, Im on to the next. And quite frankly, as a dick smoker, you don't qualify. [Walks away] Clarke:
...But we're married
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What do you want Uh we're partners
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No offense but my designated is as of this morning no longer designated
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I don't know what that means
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It's Danielle's three D's of dating Discriminate designate and dump
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and since the unfortunate dumping of Brad
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due to his lack of sanitary respect I m on to the next
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And quite frankly as a dick smoker you don't qualify
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But we're married
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Movie Summary
It's 1987 and Danielle, the high-school 'Dirty Girl', is running away. With her is chubby, gay Clarke, a bag of flour called Joa and a Walkman full of glorious '80s tunes.

