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Are those my pants?

Are those my pants?- Yeah, these are your pants. I found a Werther'sOriginal in the pocket...

Dirty Grandpa • 2016

Are those my pants?- Yeah, these are your pants. I found a Werther'sOriginal in the pocket and I've beensucking on it all morning. You do know thatI'm not a professor, right? Yeah, I know. You're just a dirty, dirty grandpa, and I'm just a girlfrom Long Island City who likes to fuck old people. I like your pull-out couch. Yeah, well, I got news for you. That's the only thingthat's gonna be pulling out tonight. I'll be right back

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Are those my pants Yeah these are your pants

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I found a Werther's Original in the pocket

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and I've been sucking on it all morning

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You do know that I'm not a professor right

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Yeah I know

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You're just a dirty dirty grandpa

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and I'm just a girl from Long Island City

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who likes to fuck old people

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I like your pull out couch

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Yeah well I got news for you

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That's the only thing that's gonna be pulling out tonight

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I'll be right back

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كان شعورا رائعا

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كان هناك شئ حقيقي

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أجل

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ماذا تريد من ي جيسون

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أريد منك البقاء

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لا يمكنني البقاء

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حسنا

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لا إنني أتفهم

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أجل

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Ouais c'est sûr

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Elle a l'air très gentille

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Écoute Ça c'est notre seul moyen de transport

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alors je pense que je vais essayer d'enlever

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toutes ces queues de mon visage

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et tenter de démarrer cet engin

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Donne moi une seconde OK

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Grand père

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merci pour

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Ist das meine Hose Ja das ist wohl deine

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Darin fand ich ein Werthers Echtes und ich hab ihn den ganzen Morgen gelutscht

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Du weißt schon dass ich kein Professor bin oder Ja

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Du bist ein dreckiger dreckiger Opa

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Und ich bin nur ein Mädchen aus Long Island City

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das gern alte Männer vögelt

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Mir gefällt deine Auszieh Couch

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Ja na dann verrat ich dir mal was

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Die ist nicht das Einzige was heute Abend ausgezogen wird

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Ich bin gleich wieder da

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No No it doesn't But you have to admit that when we were together it felt great

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There was something real there

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Yeah

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What do you want from me Jason

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I want you to stay

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I just can't stay

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Okay Okay

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No I get it

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Yeah

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Apakah itu celanaku

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Yah ini adalah celanamu

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Aku menemukan sebuah Werther yang asli di dalam kantong

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dan aku telah menghisapnya sepanjang pagi

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Kamu tahu bahwa aku bukan seorang profesor bukan

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Yah aku tahu

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Kamu hanya seorang kakek yang jorok

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dan aku hanya seorang gadis dari kota Long Island

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yang suka bercinta dengan orang tua

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Aku menyukai sofa keluar masuk mu

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Yah nah aku punya berita untukmu

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Itu adalah satu satunya hal

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yang akan menarik keluar malam ini

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Aku akan segera kembali

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Esos son mis pantalones

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Sí son tus pantalones

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Encontré un original de Werther en el bolsillo

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Y lo he estado chupando toda la mañana

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Sabes que no soy profesor correcto

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Sí lo se

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Solo eres un sucio sucio abuelo

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y yo solo soy una chica de la ciudad de Long Island

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que le gusta follar con gente adulta

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Me gusta tu sofá extraible

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Sí bueno te tengo noticias

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Esa no es la única cosa

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que va a ser extraída esta noche

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Regreso

Available in 7 languages

Duration

33 seconds

Views

37

Timestamp in Movie

01:33:01

Uploaded

Mar 02, 2026

Genres

Production

Covert Media,Lionsgate,BillBlock Media,QED International,Josephson Entertainment,Ninjas Runnin' Wild Productions

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Movie Summary

Right before his wedding, an uptight guy is tricked into driving his grandfather, a lecherous former Army Lieutenant Colonel, to Florida for Spring Break.