Being a corporate lawyer is awesome. I get to handle SCC compliance... No shit. Yeah,...
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Jason Kelly:
Being a corporate lawyer is awesome. I get to handle SCC compliance...
Dick Kelly:
No shit.
Jason Kelly:
Yeah, yeah.
Dick Kelly:
You handle SCC compliance?
Jason Kelly:
LP agreements...
Dick Kelly:
Oh, man! I didn't know that!
Jason Kelly:
LLC agreements...
Dick Kelly:
You're shitting me.
Jason Kelly:
Being a corporate lawyer, you know, it's got its upsides.
Dick Kelly:
You know what I'd rather do?
Jason Kelly:
What?
Dick Kelly:
I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a fucking hot air balloon.
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So you're not a professor?
Are you even a photographer?
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I'm a lawyer.
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I handle SEC compliance.
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LLC agreements.
I came up here to...
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Get the fuck out, Jason. Seriously.
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- Can I have a second to explain?
- No!
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Hold up, hold up.
Not so fast, professor.
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For what's it worth,
I still really want to fuck you.
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- And we're going to fuck.
- Yeah, we are.
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- We're going to thunder fuck.
- You're gonna tsunami on my face!
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You're gonna flood like the Nile.
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Yeah. I guess the drought
in my pussy is finally over.
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The villagers will finally eat.
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You're gonna die
while you're eating me out.
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I want your last breath
to be in my pussy.
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Lenore!
You're such a slut.
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- Police!
- That's right. Po-po in the ho-ho.
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Some kind of ganja party?
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- Sorry to harsh your mellows.
- Where's my e-vite?
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- Is that the jacket?
- Check the right coat pocket.
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- Check it, man.
- Okay, turn around. Come on.
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That's my jacket.
That's not his jacket.
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Up against the palm. There you go.
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Let's have a look.
What've you got in here? Huh?
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- Bingo-bango.
- OMG.
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What the fuck?
That's not mine!
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- "What the fuck?"
- That's not mine!
Clip duration: 66 seconds
Views: 550
Timestamp in movie: 01h 17m 57s
Uploaded: 29 October, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: Right before his wedding, an uptight guy is tricked into driving his grandfather, a lecherous former Army Lieutenant Colonel, to Florida for Spring Break.
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