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Our first reading is from Deuteronomy 30:19

19. "This day I callthe heavens and the earth as a witness against you..." "...that I have...

Dirty Grandpa • 2016

Our first readingis from Deuteronomy 30:19. "This day I callthe heavens and the earth as a witness against you..." "...that I have set before youlife and death..." Hey, babe, I found the tieyou're going to wear to the rehearsal brunch Sunday. Do you like the coralcolor or the salmon? "...that the raceis not to the swift..." Either one. "...nor the battle to the strong." Babe, what's wrong? Coral or salmon? - Well, what do you like?- I mean... I like the coral. That's whatI was going to say, too. - Okay, cool. Okay.- Okay. Coral it is! It's going to be a special day. "...now choose life, so that youand your children shall live."

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Our first reading is from Deuteronomy 30 19

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This day I call the heavens and the earth

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as a witness against you

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that I have set before you life and death

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Hey babe I found the tie you're going to wear

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to the rehearsal brunch Sunday

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Do you like the coral color or the salmon

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that the race is not to the swift

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Either one

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nor the battle to the strong

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Babe what's wrong

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Coral or salmon

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Well what do you like I mean I like the coral

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That's what I was going to say too

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Okay cool Okay Okay

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Coral it is

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It's going to be a special day

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now choose life

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so that you and your children shall live

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إذا عانقتك هل ستتوقف عن العبث

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استنشق بعض الدخان أيها الوغد

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استنشقه فحسب

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أنت منتش الآن أنت منتش الآن

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إبتعد عن ي بحق الجحيم

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والآن كلانا منتش في جنازة الجد ة

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إننا مت حدون للأبد

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أيها العم ديف أعتذر يارجل لقد كان يوما عصيبا

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الجد المسكين

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OK cool ce sera celle là Bien

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Corail ce sera

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Ce sera un jour très spécial hein

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Alors choisis la vie afin que toi

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et ta semence

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puissiez vivre

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Je suis à Vladosta

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Ouais c'est là que je suis rendu

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Je viens d'ouvrir un foutu pet shop

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Non pas un pet shop usine à chiots

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Usine à chiots

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Les chiens de races croisées c'est très discutable ouais

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mais je dois avouer qu'ils sont très payants

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Ah oui

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C'est très dur de les faire s'accoupler

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C'est que les petits chiens

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ils veulent pas fourrer les plus gros

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et les plus gros veulent pas fourrer les petits chiens

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Alors j'y vais à la main OK

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Alors je dois écarter

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et puis à la main tirer dedans

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Et toi quoi de neuf

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J'ai jamais une minute à moi Cool

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Hé tante Diane

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Comment tu vas Alors Nick

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Je comprends toujours pas pourquoi tu dois conduire

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I'd save every day like a treasure and then

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Ich werde nun aus dem fünften Buch Mose lesen

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Ich nehme Himmel und Erde heute über euch zu zeugen

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Ich habe euch Leben und Tod Hey Babe

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Das ist deine Krawatte für den Probe Brunch am Freitag

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Findest du die in Koralle oder in Lachs schöner

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Sind beide schön

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Babe was ist los

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Koralle oder lieber Lachs Welche findest du besser

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Ich find Koralle schöner Ja das wollt ich auch grad sagen

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Okay Koralle Okay Okay

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Also Koralle

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Das wird 'n besonderer Tag

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deinen Vätern Abraham und Isaac

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und Jakob geschworen hat ihnen zu geben

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I'm not hugging you

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If I hug you will you stop messing around

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Crop dusted motherfucker You just got crop dusted

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You're high now You're high now Get the fuck away from me

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Now we're both high at Grandma's funeral We're bonded for life

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Uncle Dave I'm sorry man It's a tough day

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Poor Grandpa

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Bacaan pertama kami adalah dari Deuteronomy 30 19

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Hari ini aku memanggil langit dan bumi

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sebagai saksi terhadapmu

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bahwa aku telah ditetapkan sebelum kehidupan dan kematian

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Hei sayang aku menemukan dasi yang akan kamu pakai

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pada acara makan hari minggu

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Kamu lebih menyukai warna karang atau salmon

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bahwa perlombaan itu bukanlah untuk yang tercepat

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Salah satu aja

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maupun perjuangan untuk yang kuat

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Sayang apa yang salah

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Warna karang atau salmon

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Nah apa yang kamu sukai

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Aku suka yang karang

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Itu yang ingin kubilang juga

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Baiklah sangat keren Oke

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Warna karang yang cantik

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Ini akan menjadi hari yang istimewa

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sekarang pilihlah kehidupan

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jadi kamu dan anak anakmu bisa hidup

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Nuestra primera lectura es de Deuteronomio 30 19

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A los cielos y a la tierra llamo

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por testigos hoy contra vosotros

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que os he puesto delante de la vida y la muerte

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Hey nene encontré la corbata que querías usar

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para el desayuno de ensayo del domingo

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Te gusta el color coral o el salmón

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que la carrera no es de los ligeros

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Ninguna

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o la batalla para el fuerte

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Cariño qué sucede

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Coral o salmón

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Bueno cuál te gusta

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Es decir Me gusta el coral

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Eso es lo que iba a decir también

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Bien genial Bien Bien

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Coral será

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Será un día especial

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escoge pues la vida

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para que vivas tú y tu descendencia

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Duration

55 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:04:34

Uploaded

Mar 02, 2026

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Covert Media,Lionsgate,BillBlock Media,QED International,Josephson Entertainment,Ninjas Runnin' Wild Productions

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Movie Summary

Right before his wedding, an uptight guy is tricked into driving his grandfather, a lecherous former Army Lieutenant Colonel, to Florida for Spring Break.