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00. We have a long-standing bet.Who's the better golfer. Obviously I've got the bigger...

Dirty Grandpa • 2016

The bottom half.- Okay. Okay, yeah, we're heading out. - Yeah.- Good to see you. We're goingto Daytona Beach for the week. Oh, my God, and we should have beenthere three fucking hours ago......so let's go, bitches! - Holy shit.- What? Nothing. You're just really gay. Oh, am I?Thanks, Captain Gaydar. Jesus! You know,I'm also black, right? Yeah, I know. That's funny too. So you guys wanna tagalong for a bit maybe? Party some babies into us? - Absolutely not!- Absolutely not! - Why?- We have a very important tee time. Of course you do. And do you also have to take a napbefore you play Mahjong? - No, it's shuffleboard.- Shuffleboard. And then early dinner at 4:00. We have a long-standing bet.Who's the better golfer. Obviously I've got the bigger 3-wood... Good. Maybe you can use itto hit your balls right into my vagina. - Holy shit!- Okay, we're going inside now. - Jesus!- Let's go. That's enough. - Bye, professor.- Thanks for lunch. Peace! - Nice girl.- Yeah

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The bottom half Okay

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Okay yeah we're heading out

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Yeah Good to see you

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We're going to Daytona Beach for the week

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Oh my God and we should have been there three fucking hours ago

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so let's go bitches

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Holy shit What

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Nothing You're just really gay

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Oh am I Thanks Captain Gaydar

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Jesus You know I'm also black right

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Yeah I know That's funny too

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So you guys wanna tag along for a bit maybe

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Party some babies into us

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Absolutely not Absolutely not

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Why We have a very important tee time

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Of course you do

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And do you also have to take a nap before you play Mahjong

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No it's shuffleboard Shuffleboard

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And then early dinner at 4 00

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We have a long standing bet Who's the better golfer

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Obviously I've got the bigger 3 wood

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Good Maybe you can use it to hit your balls right into my vagina

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Holy shit Okay we're going inside now

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Jesus Let's go That's enough

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Bye professor Thanks for lunch

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Peace

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Nice girl Yeah

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معذرة

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آسفة مناوبتي أنتهت بالواقع لذا آسفة

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ـ محال ـ ماذا

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ـ أن ي أعرفك ـ كلا

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أجل أعرفك أن ك كنت في صفي التصوير

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كنت تلتقطين كل تلك المناظر الطبيعية صحيح

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ـ شادية ـ أجل شادية

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سحقا أنت شادية

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ـ أجل شادية ـ شادية

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ـ جامبا ـ ما هذا بحق الجحيم

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شادية تعني مغنية في اللغة العربية

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أو في اللغة العربية القديمة

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أو هي التي اسمها يترنم الآخرين

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هذا وصف صحيح بالواقع

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شادية هذا جـ

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دكتور ريتشارد أن ي أدرس التاريخ في جامعة جورجيا

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أأنت بروفيسور ـ أجل لماذا أتبحثين عن إئتمان إضافي لدرجاتك

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أنا و جيسون نكتب قصة عن الشرق الأوسط

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إنه مصور لدى مجلة تايم

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أتعلم لقد فقدت عذريتي في ليلتي بوب بوب بنغو

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اسمي لينور

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العذراء الإستثنائية والمتوهجة هي الملاك الذي يدعى لينور

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لا تقل الغراب الأسود بعد اليوم أبدا

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Non rien T'es juste très gay

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Oh vraiment Merci Capitaine Gaydar

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Et tu sais qu'en plus je suis Black t'as vu

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Oui je sais Ça aussi c'est drôle

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Alors ça vous dirait qu'on se rencontre

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pour une petite bouffe

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On pourrait se faire un bébé

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Pas question Pourquoi

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On a un départ de golf très important

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Oui Et une sieste à faire avant la partie de Mahjong

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Non c'est shuffleboard Et à 4 h on soupe

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On a un pari Qui est le meilleur golfeur

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Je pense que je peux dire que j'ai un meilleur bois trois

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Ça pourrait t'aider à rentrer ta bite droit dans mon vagin

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Lenore maintenant entre dans la voiture

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Je t'en prie Leonore assieds toi

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Bye professeur Merci pour le lunch

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Paix

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Une gentille fille Ouais

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Hüftabwärts Okay wir düsen mal los

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Wir fahren nach Daytona Beach

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Und eigentlich wollten wir schon da sein Also los geht's Bitches

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Ach du Scheiße Was

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Nichts Sie sind nur total schwul

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Oh bin ich das Danke Captain Grinder

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Und dann bin ich auch noch schwarz oder Ja das ist auch lustig

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Habt ihr Lust euch an uns dranzuhängen

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'n paar Babys in uns reinzufeiern hä

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Beide Auf keinen Fall Wieso nicht

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Wir haben eine wichtige Abschlagszeit Klar was sonst

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Und dann noch 'ne Runde Mahjong Wir spielen lieber Bingo

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Unser Abendbrot gibt's um vier Wir haben noch 'ne alte Wette laufen

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wer von uns besser einlocht Aber mein Dreier Holz ist größer

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Gut Vielleicht versuchen Sie Ihre Bälle in meine Vagina einzulochen Oh Scheiße

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Das wär's doch

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Bis dann Professor Shadia Danke fürs Essen

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Bradley Peace

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Nettes Mädchen Ja

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Sorry my shift is actually over so Sorry

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No way What

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I know you No

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Yeah I do You were in my photography class You took all those landscapes Right

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Shadia Yeah Shadia

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Holy shit you're Shadia

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Yeah Shadia Shadia

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Jamba What the fuck

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Shadia It means singer in Arabic

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Or in ancient Arabic al munshida alati tunadi lel mei

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Or she whose name calls others to water

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That's actually right Shadia this is my

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Dr Richards I teach history at the University of Georgia

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You're a professor

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Yeah Why You looking for some extra credit

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Jason and I are doing a story on the Middle East

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He's a photographer for Time magazine

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You know I lost my virginity at my pop pop's bingo night

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My name's Lenore

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The rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore

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Quoth the Raven 'Nevermore'

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Bagian bawah Baiklah

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Baiklah kami sedang menuju keluar Yah

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Senang bertemu denganmu Kami akan pergi ke Pantai Daytona minggu ini

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Yah Tuhan dan kami seharusnya sudah ada disana

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tiga jam yang lalu

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mari kita pergi sialan

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Astaga

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Apa

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Tidak apa apa Kamu benar benar seorang gay

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Benarkah Terima kasih Kaptain Gaydar

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Yesus Kamu tahu aku juga orang hitam bukan

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Yah aku tahu Itu hal yang lucu juga

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Jadi mungkin kalian ingin menandai sedikit

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Mengundang beberapa cewek bersama kita

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Tentu saja tidak Tentu saja tidak

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Kenapa

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Kami punya

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sebuah waktu Tee yang penting Tentu saja

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Dan apakah kamu juga perlu tidur siang dolo sebelum bermain Mahjong

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Bukan itu adalah permainan shuffleboard Shuffleboard

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Dan kemudian makan malam lebih cepat pada jam 4

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Kita punya sebuah taruhan lama Siapa pegolf yang lebih baik

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Tentu saja aku mendapatkan stik kayu lebih besar

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Bagus Mungkin kamu bisa menggunakannya untuk memukul bolamu

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masuk tepat ke dalam vaginaku

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Astaga Baiklah kita akan masuk sekarang

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Yesus Mari kita pergi Itu sudah cukup

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Selamat tinggal Profesor Terima kasih untuk makan siangnya

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Salam

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Gadis yang baik Yah

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La mitad de abajo Bien

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Bien nos vamos Sí

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Fue bueno verlos Vamos a Daytona Beach para el fin de semana

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Dios mio y debíamos estar ahí

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hace tres malditas horas

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así que vámonos furcias

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Puta mierda

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Qué

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Nada Eres demasiado gay

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Lo soy Gracias Capitán Marica

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Jesús Sabes también soy negro cierto

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Sí lo se Eso también es gracioso

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Así que quieren acompañarnos por un tiempo tal vez

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Meternos algunos 'bebes' por diversión

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Absolutamente no Absolutamente no

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Por qué

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Tenemos

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Una importante 'hora de té' Claro que la tienes

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Y tendrás una siesta antes de jugar Mahjong

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No es shuffleboard Shuffleboard

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Y después una temprana cena a las 4 00

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Tenemos una apuesta Quién es mejor golfista

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Obviamente tenemos al grandioso Tiger Woods

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Bien Tal vez puedas usarlo para meter tus cojones

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en mi vagina

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Puta mierda Bien entra ahora

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Jesús Vámonos Fue suficiente

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Adios Profesor Gracias por la comida

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Paz

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Linda chica Aja

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Duration

59 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:15:10

Uploaded

Mar 02, 2026

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Movie Summary

Right before his wedding, an uptight guy is tricked into driving his grandfather, a lecherous former Army Lieutenant Colonel, to Florida for Spring Break.