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Being a corporate lawyer is awesome I get to handle SEC complianceNo shit Yeah YeahYou handle SEC complianceLP agreements Oh man I didn't know thatLLC agreements You're shitting meBeing a corporate

I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a fucking hot air balloon

Dirty Grandpa • 2016

Jason Kelly:
Being a corporate lawyer is awesome. I get to handle SCC compliance...Dick Kelly:No shit.Jason Kelly:Yeah, yeah.Dick Kelly:You handle SCC compliance?Jason Kelly:LP agreements...Dick Kelly:Oh, man! I didn't know that!Jason Kelly:LLC agreements...Dick Kelly:You're shitting me.Jason Kelly:Being a corporate lawyer, you know, it's got its upsides.Dick Kelly:You know what I'd rather do?Jason Kelly:What?Dick Kelly:I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a fucking hot air balloon

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Being a corporate lawyer is awesome I get to handle SEC compliance

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No shit Yeah Yeah

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You handle SEC compliance

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LP agreements Oh man I didn't know that

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LLC agreements You're shitting me

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Being a corporate lawyer it's got its upsides

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You know what I'd rather do What

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I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth

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from a fucking hot air balloon

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الآن لنصعد في ذلك المهبل الصغير الذي أتيت فيها ولنرحل من هنا

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أأنت واثق بأن يجب علي القيادة مع هذه يا جدي

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لا تقلق لأن إذا سكبت هذه

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فأن هذا الحشا العملاق الذي نجلس عليه سوف يمتصها

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à partir d'une foutue montgolfière

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Ça c'est moi

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Je dois réveiller la bête en moi

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Je vais acheter un peu d'alcool

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Je te rattrape dans le dildomobile dans cinq

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Alors tu paies l'addition Alan Dershowitz

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D'où est ce que je connais ce gars là

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Il m'a l'air trop familier

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Il a l'air de Abercrombie fucking Fitch

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Ouais Pendant que Jey Crew giclait

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Shit non Il était amusant c'est vrai

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C'était mon partenaire de laboratoire

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Firmenanwalt zu sein ist super Ich hab Börsenaufsichtssachen aufm Tisch

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Ohne Scheiß Ja Ja

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Börsenaufsichtssachen Ich mach KG Verträge

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Oh Mann das wusste ich gar nicht Ja GmbH Verträge

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Du verarschst mich Das ist richtig spannend Das ist

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Weißt du was ich lieber tun würde Was

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Mir von Kim Kardashian in meinen Mund scheißen lassen ausm Heißluftballon raus

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Maksudku aku menyukai apa yang kulakukan kakek

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Menjadi seorang pengacara perusahaan mengagumkan

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Aku bisa menangani standar SEC

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Benarkah itu

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Yah Yah

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Kamu menangani standar SEC

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Perjanjian LP

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Astaga aku tidak mengetahui itu

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Perjanjian LLC

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Kamu tidak membohongiku

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Menjadi seorang pengacara perusahaan mendapatkan posisi tertinggi

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Tahukah kamu apa yang lebih suka kulakukan

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Apa

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Aku lebih suka membiarkan Ratu Latifah membuang kotoran di mulutku

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dari sebuah balon udara

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Es decir amo lo que hago abuelo

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Ser un abogado corporativo es asombroso

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Debo controlar el cumplimiento de la SEC

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Que mierda

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Si si

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Tu manejando cumplimientos de la SEC

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Acuerdos LP

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Hombre no sabia eso

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Acuerdos LLC

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Me estas jodiendo

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Ser un abogado corporativo tiene su lado positivo

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Sabes que prefiero hacer

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Qué

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Prefiero que Queen Latifah se cague en mi boca

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desde un globo aerostático 'de mierda'

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Ese soy yo Voy a la tienda de licor que esta por allá

Available in 7 languages

Duration

26 seconds

Views

1,436

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:24

Uploaded

Mar 02, 2026

Genres

Production

Covert Media,Lionsgate,BillBlock Media,QED International,Josephson Entertainment,Ninjas Runnin' Wild Productions

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Movie Summary

Right before his wedding, an uptight guy is tricked into driving his grandfather, a lecherous former Army Lieutenant Colonel, to Florida for Spring Break.

Actors

Jason Kelly

Dick Kelly