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"Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" quotes

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels poster
Two con men try to settle their rivalry by betting on who can swindle a young American heiress out of fifty thousand dollars first.

Director: Frank Oz
Writer: Dale Launer, Stanley Shapiro, Paul Henning
Production: MGM Home Entertainment
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 14 Dec 1988
Awards: Nominated for 1 Golden Globe. Another 1 win.

41 Clips

Freddy BensonLawrence JamiesonInspector AndreJanet ColgateArthurEnglish Sailor #1English Sailor #2Lady With PearlsFanny EubanksLady From Oklahoma
Please allow me to make this little contribution - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 01:58 Please allow me to make this little contribution May I go to the bathroom first - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:27 May I go to the bathroom first I didn't steal any money from her - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:19 I didn't steal any money from her As a younger man - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:51 As a younger man Last year I made 3 million dollars - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:12 Last year I made 3 million dollars Do you want the genital cuff - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:08 Do you want the genital cuff Lawrence Jamieson - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 01:00 Lawrence Jamieson May I take your trident - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:05 May I take your trident A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare big game away - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:08 A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare big game away You idiot You let her go - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:04 You idiot You let her go Welcome to Hell - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:11 Welcome to Hell I was engaged to a girl back in the States - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 01:18 I was engaged to a girl back in the States Don't you ever have an emotion that originates above the waist - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:14 Don't you ever have an emotion that originates above... I'm keeping the money - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:13 I'm keeping the money You've been banging on your pots again - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:19 You've been banging on your pots again Who's the asshole - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:12 Who's the asshole I'm sorry I broke your VHS player - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:13 I'm sorry I broke your VHS player I've got culture coming out of my ass - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:15 I've got culture coming out of my ass This is the happiest day of my life - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:09 This is the happiest day of my life You are the student - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:09 You are the student Of all the lousy - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:27 Of all the lousy Why that piece of shit - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:22 Why that piece of shit I know the moves - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:07 I know the moves We won't go anywhere without you - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:13 We won't go anywhere without you She is deceitful - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:27 She is deceitful She's the blonde in the blue sequined dress - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:26 She's the blonde in the blue sequined dress My grandmother is wonderful - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:53 My grandmother is wonderful We're the weaker sex - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:30 We're the weaker sex Look what I did in the dining car - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:21 Look what I did in the dining car The Jackal has finally tucked his tail between his legs and crawled away - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:06 The Jackal has finally tucked his tail between his legs and... This is really very serious - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:19 This is really very serious Lawrence Lawrence Lacko - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:11 Lawrence Lawrence Lacko Lady Fanny of Omaha - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:21 Lady Fanny of Omaha There's that smile - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:17 There's that smile All right - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:11 All right I have wonderful news - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:29 I have wonderful news You heard that awful story about his girlfriend and the dancer - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:10 You heard that awful story about his girlfriend and the... She's keeping the mink - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:19 She's keeping the mink It seems the teacher has underestimated the student - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:07 It seems the teacher has underestimated the student If you're ever in Cleveland - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:14 If you're ever in Cleveland Nikos Papandropolous - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 00:11 Nikos Papandropolous

Cast

Freddy Benson - Steve Martin
Lawrence Jamieson - Michael Caine
Janet Colgate - Glenne Headly
Inspector Andre - Anton Rodgers
Fanny Eubanks - Barbara Harris
All Cast