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Disaster Holiday

A workaholic dad, trying to win over his kids, heads to the coast of Durban for a big work meeting — under the guise of a family road trip vacation.

Director

Rethabile Ramaphakela

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Production

Burnt Onion Productions

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https://www.netflix.com/title/81522482

Joseph

Nandi

Lunathi Mampofu

Zamo

Junior

Lily

Dora

Tyrone

Wayne Van Rooyen

Ma Rosie

Joanna

Nomsa Buthelezi

Tsholo

Maureen

Lois du Plessis

Themba

Khayalethu Xaba

Tow Truck Driver

Thobelani Shezi

Toni

Teddy

Kayla Middleton

Mr. Van Niekerk

Police Officer

Sandile Moloane

Massage Therapist

Lookalike Girl's Mother

Simphiwe Ndlela

Trafiic Officer

Random Criminal

Wiseman Mzimela

Porter

Porter Nº 2

Musawenkosi Mncube

John

Jacques Adriaanse

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[horn honks] - Disaster Holiday

-[horn honking]
-[exclaims] - Disaster Holiday

-[horn honking] -[exclaims]

[line ringing] - Disaster Holiday

-Please try again later.
-[parent groans] - Disaster Holiday

-Please try again later. -[parent groans]

[horn honks] - Disaster Holiday

Actually, work was very-- - Disaster Holiday

Actually, work was very--

[groans] - Disaster Holiday

No ways. [chuckles] - Disaster Holiday

No ways. [chuckles]

Look. She even does the bhebha. [laughs] - Disaster Holiday

Look. She even does the bhebha. [laughs]

And this was the final assembly for the
term and I won the top prize for my year. - Disaster Holiday

And this was the final assembly for the term and I won the t...

-I'm sorry, my baby.
-[Lily breathes heavily] - Disaster Holiday

-I'm sorry, my baby. -[Lily breathes heavily]

If I do not work, then you don't get
to do all these wonderful things - Disaster Holiday

If I do not work, then you don't get to do all these wo...

-Huh?
-[exhales, groans] - Disaster Holiday

-Huh? -[exhales, groans]

[engine revs] - Disaster Holiday

So, as of next month, - Disaster Holiday

So, as of next month,

[phone buzzes] - Disaster Holiday

[boss clears throat] - Disaster Holiday

[boss clears throat]

So, to secure your place - Disaster Holiday

So, to secure your place

So you'll be pitching to the board
and stakeholders on Monday in Durban. - Disaster Holiday

So you'll be pitching to the board and stakeholders on ...

And I promised my wife and my kids - Disaster Holiday

And I promised my wife and my kids

[John inhales deeply, sighs] - Disaster Holiday

[John inhales deeply, sighs]

They want to bring back the family values
that their parents established - Disaster Holiday

They want to bring back the family values that their parents...

We can do the pitch run-throughs
on Sunday before the big day on Monday. - Disaster Holiday

We can do the pitch run-throughs on Sunday before the big da...

I really need you
to wow the hell out of them. - Disaster Holiday

I really need you to wow the hell out of them.

I guess we'll finally see a rise
in toilet paper sales - Disaster Holiday

I guess we'll finally see a rise in toilet paper sales

[John] No job. [laughs] - Disaster Holiday

[John] No job. [laughs]

-Even at this session, he was late.
-Hang on, can I say-- - Disaster Holiday

-Even at this session, he was late. -Hang on, can I say--

It is my work that makes sure… [in Zulu]
…that our kids go to the best schools… - Disaster Holiday

It is my work that makes sure… [in Zulu] …that our kids go t...

-Unlike my father, who never bothered--
-Oh, here we go, Tsholo. Mm-hmm. - Disaster Holiday

-Unlike my father, who never bothered-- -Oh, here we go, Tsh...

-We had nothing.
-[Dora sucks teeth] - Disaster Holiday

-We had nothing. -[Dora sucks teeth]

You know,
the ten-year-old Joseph would be so-- - Disaster Holiday

You know, the ten-year-old Joseph would be so--

-I'm still a single parent now.
-Look here, - Disaster Holiday

-I'm still a single parent now. -Look here,

-Hallelujah.
-Mr. Ngema, - Disaster Holiday

-Hallelujah. -Mr. Ngema,

The kids will be with you
from tomorrow. Right, Joseph? - Disaster Holiday

The kids will be with you from tomorrow. Right, Joseph?

May I please remind you - Disaster Holiday

May I please remind you

Otherwise, I'll have to recommend
that they revoke the custody agreement - Disaster Holiday

Otherwise, I'll have to recommend that they revoke the ...

No, man. Who wants to go to Zanzibar?
That place is not so good. - Disaster Holiday

No, man. Who wants to go to Zanzibar? That place is not so g...

I mean, there's naked guys walking around.
Naked girls… No. - Disaster Holiday

I mean, there's naked guys walking around. Naked girls…...

[chuckles] I wanna go to Durban
with my kids to create the bond. - Disaster Holiday

[chuckles] I wanna go to Durban with my kids to create the b...

The kids will call you
if there are any emergencies. - Disaster Holiday

The kids will call you if there are any emergencies.

No, it's going to be a beautiful,
fun family trip, you know? - Disaster Holiday

No, it's going to be a beautiful, fun family trip, you ...

I promised the Junestars Zanzibar.
I can't just switch on them like that. - Disaster Holiday

I promised the Junestars Zanzibar. I can't just switch ...

Um. Question. Does Mom know you're here? - Disaster Holiday

Um. Question. Does Mom know you're here?

[in English] Is this another
custody mediation exercise? - Disaster Holiday

[in English] Is this another custody mediation exercise?

This is just for us as a family
to spend time together. - Disaster Holiday

This is just for us as a family to spend time together.

Are we still gonna go
to the beach, Joseph? - Disaster Holiday

Are we still gonna go to the beach, Joseph?

And you promise to take us to the beach
every single day? - Disaster Holiday

And you promise to take us to the beach every single day?

No meetings or calls or work. - Disaster Holiday

No meetings or calls or work.

No, but you promise me that you
are gonna call me Baba from now on. - Disaster Holiday

No, but you promise me that you are gonna call me Baba from ...

Cross my heart and… - Disaster Holiday

Cross my heart and…

We're going to the beach! - Disaster Holiday

We're going to the beach!

[screaming] - Disaster Holiday

-Now I need to rework my content calendar.
-[Lily screaming] - Disaster Holiday

-Now I need to rework my content calendar. -[Lily screaming]

[Lily] We're going to the beach! [screams] - Disaster Holiday

[Lily] We're going to the beach! [screams]

Firstly, I was going to use the plane ride - Disaster Holiday

Firstly, I was going to use the plane ride

And then, I was going to use the holiday
to do my own final practicals. - Disaster Holiday

And then, I was going to use the holiday to do my own final ...

-I'm 18 in six months.
-[Lily screams] - Disaster Holiday

-I'm 18 in six months. -[Lily screams]

[laughs] - Disaster Holiday

-[screaming continues]
-[exhales] - Disaster Holiday

-[screaming continues] -[exhales]

-[in Xhosa] Don't rush.
-[in English] Nice and slow. - Disaster Holiday

-[in Xhosa] Don't rush. -[in English] Nice and slow.

-[Nandi] Okay.
-And in three, two, one. - Disaster Holiday

-[Nandi] Okay. -And in three, two, one.

Baby. And then? [gasps] - Disaster Holiday

Baby. And then? [gasps]

[sighs] - Disaster Holiday

We are going to KZN tomorrow morning. - Disaster Holiday

We are going to KZN tomorrow morning.

[Nandi sighs] - Disaster Holiday

This weather… - Disaster Holiday

This weather…

[sighs] - Disaster Holiday

-Yeah.
-[Lily screams] - Disaster Holiday

-Yeah. -[Lily screams]

-Lily!
-We're going to the beach! [screams] - Disaster Holiday

-Lily! -We're going to the beach! [screams]

[distorted laughing through phone] - Disaster Holiday

[distorted laughing through phone]

If you guys don't stop, I'm gonna cut
your allowance. I promise you. - Disaster Holiday

If you guys don't stop, I'm gonna cut your allowan...

-Help?
-[in Xhosa] He's saying - Disaster Holiday

-Help? -[in Xhosa] He's saying

[stammers, speaks Zulu] He said "fam." - Disaster Holiday

[stammers, speaks Zulu] He said "fam."

-Uh.
-[Lily sighs] - Disaster Holiday

-Uh. -[Lily sighs]

-[Lily, in English] Um, I need to pee.
-[Joseph sighs] - Disaster Holiday

-[Lily, in English] Um, I need to pee. -[Joseph sighs]

[muttering] - Disaster Holiday

[horn honking] - Disaster Holiday

-[all panting]
-[car signal beeping] - Disaster Holiday

-[all panting] -[car signal beeping]

[grunts, pants] - Disaster Holiday

[grunts, pants]

[car signal beeping continues] - Disaster Holiday

[car signal beeping continues]

[Lily chuckles] - Disaster Holiday

[Lily chuckles]

[in English] This is part of
the old-school family holiday adventure. - Disaster Holiday

[in English] This is part of the old-school family holiday a...

Um, does that mean that we're not going
to the beach anymore? - Disaster Holiday

Um, does that mean that we're not going to the beach an...

-[in Zulu] I left the jack.
-[Zamo laughs] - Disaster Holiday

-[in Zulu] I left the jack. -[Zamo laughs]

Whoa! Guys… - Disaster Holiday

Even if we get it out the ditch, Baba,
the tire still needs to be changed. - Disaster Holiday

Even if we get it out the ditch, Baba, the tire still needs ...

[in Xhosa] Nandi said the garage is
two kilometers away from here. - Disaster Holiday

[in Xhosa] Nandi said the garage is two kilometers away from...

[in English] Okay,
so would you rather stay here - Disaster Holiday

[in English] Okay, so would you rather stay here

-[Joseph] Let's go.
-[Zamo grunting] - Disaster Holiday

-[Joseph] Let's go. -[Zamo grunting]

[Junior] There. This is… - Disaster Holiday

[Junior] There. This is…

Disaster Holiday poster

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A workaholic dad, trying to win over his kids, heads to the coast of Durban for a big work meeting — under the guise of a family road trip vacation.

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Director: Rethabile Ramaphakela

Writer: Rethabile Ramaphakela

Production: Burnt Onion Productions

Genre: comedy, family

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: N/A

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 13 Dec 2024

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81522482