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Disaster Holiday

A workaholic dad, trying to win over his kids, heads to the coast of Durban for a big work meeting — under the guise of a family road trip vacation.

Director

Rethabile Ramaphakela

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Burnt Onion Productions

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https://www.netflix.com/title/81522482

Joseph

Nandi

Lunathi Mampofu

Zamo

Junior

Lily

Dora

Tyrone

Wayne Van Rooyen

Ma Rosie

Joanna

Nomsa Buthelezi

Tsholo

Maureen

Lois du Plessis

Themba

Khayalethu Xaba

Tow Truck Driver

Thobelani Shezi

Toni

Teddy

Kayla Middleton

Mr. Van Niekerk

Police Officer

Sandile Moloane

Massage Therapist

Lookalike Girl's Mother

Simphiwe Ndlela

Trafiic Officer

Random Criminal

Wiseman Mzimela

Porter

Porter Nº 2

Musawenkosi Mncube

John

Jacques Adriaanse

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[engine revving] - Disaster Holiday

[engine revving]

[grunting] - Disaster Holiday

-You see? Teamwork makes the dream work.
-Ugh! - Disaster Holiday

-You see? Teamwork makes the dream work. -Ugh!

[air hissing] - Disaster Holiday

[friend, distorted] Zamo… - Disaster Holiday

[friend, distorted] Zamo…

Um, I have to bounce.
But catch you at Beachfest? - Disaster Holiday

Um, I have to bounce. But catch you at Beachfest?

[chuckles] - Disaster Holiday

I'd never pretend to be into an artist…
[in Zulu] …for a guy. Mm-mmm. - Disaster Holiday

I'd never pretend to be into an artist… [in Zulu] …for ...

Clearly the same thing as you.
I'm headed to the resort for the pitch. - Disaster Holiday

Clearly the same thing as you. I'm headed to the resort...

So you brought your family along
to use them in your pitch? - Disaster Holiday

So you brought your family along to use them in your pitch?

There's no better way to show them why
I'm the best man for the job, you know? - Disaster Holiday

There's no better way to show them why I'm the bes...

You being divorced and all…
Might be hard for you to relate. - Disaster Holiday

You being divorced and all… Might be hard for you to relate....

-Honey, it's Jojo from work.
-[sighs] - Disaster Holiday

-Honey, it's Jojo from work. -[sighs]

[both giggling] - Disaster Holiday

[both giggling]

-Like a sangoma without the bones.
-Oh. - Disaster Holiday

-Like a sangoma without the bones. -Oh.

If you need a reading, - Disaster Holiday

If you need a reading,

[both grunt] - Disaster Holiday

Hey, babe. The only guy you ever talk
about is a weird guy who annoys you. - Disaster Holiday

Hey, babe. The only guy you ever talk about is a weird guy w...

[laughs] - Disaster Holiday

So, as responsible parents,
we're gonna go. - Disaster Holiday

So, as responsible parents, we're gonna go.

[in Xhosa] That guy says a lot of things, - Disaster Holiday

[in Xhosa] That guy says a lot of things,

The only person saying a lot of
random things that make no sense is you. - Disaster Holiday

The only person saying a lot of random things that make no s...

Aren't we supposed to be talking about
how wonderful and amazing this trip is? - Disaster Holiday

Aren't we supposed to be talking about how wonderful an...

Oh, my children are back. Amazing! - Disaster Holiday

Oh, my children are back. Amazing!

Uh. [laughs] - Disaster Holiday

♪ Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you ♪ - Disaster Holiday

♪ Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you ♪

Her name's Thando,
her name's Siyamthanda, and her name's-- - Disaster Holiday

Her name's Thando, her name's Siyamthanda, and her...

[engine revving] - Disaster Holiday

[engine revving]

Baba, Waze says you're 60 kilometers
over the speeding limit. - Disaster Holiday

Baba, Waze says you're 60 kilometers over the speeding ...

[in Zulu]
And with the spare wheel you are using… - Disaster Holiday

[in Zulu] And with the spare wheel you are using…

[scoffs] - Disaster Holiday

[horn honking] - Disaster Holiday

[groans] - Disaster Holiday

Especially since I see your daughter
is studying for her learner's. - Disaster Holiday

Especially since I see your daughter is studying for her lea...

Well, my dad has no time
to teach me anything. - Disaster Holiday

Well, my dad has no time to teach me anything.

See that, huh?
Another Ngema jokester. [laughs] - Disaster Holiday

See that, huh? Another Ngema jokester. [laughs]

No, actually, my plan was using this trip,
you know, to further her driving skills. - Disaster Holiday

No, actually, my plan was using this trip, you know, to furt...

[laughs] - Disaster Holiday

Joseph was just telling me
how he loves to let your daughter drive. - Disaster Holiday

Joseph was just telling me how he loves to let your daughter...

Uh, Baba, it's illegal to have passengers
in the vehicle with me as a learner. - Disaster Holiday

Uh, Baba, it's illegal to have passengers in the vehicl...

Yeah, also, won't we need a L sign
at the back of the car? - Disaster Holiday

Yeah, also, won't we need a L sign at the back of the c...

Oh, wait. We just have to look
at your face and people will know. - Disaster Holiday

Oh, wait. We just have to look at your face and people will ...

[Zamo sighs] - Disaster Holiday

She used to say, "Close your eyes,
imagine the destination. - Disaster Holiday

She used to say, "Close your eyes, imagine the destinat...

[Joseph, in Zulu]
Eish. I'll go look for her. - Disaster Holiday

[Joseph, in Zulu] Eish. I'll go look for her.

Next time, I'll let you wet yourself.
[in English] I'm telling you right now. - Disaster Holiday

Next time, I'll let you wet yourself. [in English] I�...

And we'll send a video to your mom - Disaster Holiday

And we'll send a video to your mom

Your girl is literally driving,
and she is the worst driver. - Disaster Holiday

Your girl is literally driving, and she is the worst driver.

[water splashing] - Disaster Holiday

[water splashing]

-The kids are just having so much…
-[thunderclap] - Disaster Holiday

-The kids are just having so much… -[thunderclap]

[imitates bad phone reception] - Disaster Holiday

[imitates bad phone reception]

-[bones crack]
-[groans, sighs] - Disaster Holiday

-[bones crack] -[groans, sighs]

[frogs ribbit] - Disaster Holiday

-[singsongy] I've got a unicorn.
-Yay! My family's back. - Disaster Holiday

-[singsongy] I've got a unicorn. -Yay! My family's...

Nice and dry, and colorful. [laughs] - Disaster Holiday

Nice and dry, and colorful. [laughs]

And speaking about people
with nice spirits, - Disaster Holiday

And speaking about people with nice spirits,

Baby, I tried phoning around,
and all the places are fully booked. - Disaster Holiday

Baby, I tried phoning around, and all the places are fully b...

I can't believe I'm about to say this,
but me too. - Disaster Holiday

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but me too.

The ten-year-old Joseph would have said… - Disaster Holiday

The ten-year-old Joseph would have said…

Joseph - Disaster Holiday

[frog ribbits] - Disaster Holiday

-[in Zulu] Do you have their number?
-I'll do better than that. - Disaster Holiday

-[in Zulu] Do you have their number? -I'll do better th...

It's very far, my man, - Disaster Holiday

It's very far, my man,

[in English]
It's a very top-notch B&B, sir. - Disaster Holiday

[in English] It's a very top-notch B&B, sir.

[in English]
Baba, I swear, if I die today-- - Disaster Holiday

[in English] Baba, I swear, if I die today--

Use your eyes.
Here is the B&B right in front of you. - Disaster Holiday

Use your eyes. Here is the B&B right in front of you.

My mother runs what we call
a 17-stars, top hotel in this area. - Disaster Holiday

My mother runs what we call a 17-stars, top hotel in this ar...

Hello.
[in English] Welcome to Ma Rosie's B&B. - Disaster Holiday

Hello. [in English] Welcome to Ma Rosie's B&B.

'Cause when I was speaking to you, I said - Disaster Holiday

'Cause when I was speaking to you, I said

I can't do that because there are others
that I need to go and help. - Disaster Holiday

I can't do that because there are others that I need to...

But we have one last room left
and it's a family room. - Disaster Holiday

But we have one last room left and it's a family room.

-[scats]
-[maskandi music continues] - Disaster Holiday

-[scats] -[maskandi music continues]

-[Lily sighs]
-[dance music playing in distance] - Disaster Holiday

-[Lily sighs] -[dance music playing in distance]

Well, Pops, did it suck as much as this? - Disaster Holiday

Well, Pops, did it suck as much as this?

[in English] Can you just do what I say
without having to question me for once. - Disaster Holiday

[in English] Can you just do what I say without having to qu...

[in English] Please, Zamo, come.
Junior, Lily. [in Afrikaans] Come. - Disaster Holiday

[in English] Please, Zamo, come. Junior, Lily. [in Afrikaans...

This is how… - Disaster Holiday

[whooping] - Disaster Holiday

-[Joseph] Baby girl, come.
-[Lily cheers] - Disaster Holiday

-[Joseph] Baby girl, come. -[Lily cheers]

-[wood crackles]
-[Lily screams] - Disaster Holiday

-[wood crackles] -[Lily screams]

I am not looking for excuses.
I'm looking for a car. - Disaster Holiday

I am not looking for excuses. I'm looking for a car.

That is why I pay insurance every month
so that I can get a car when I need it! - Disaster Holiday

That is why I pay insurance every month so that I can get a ...

[grunts] - Disaster Holiday

[in English] I have a car.
[in Zulu] I can give it to you. - Disaster Holiday

[in English] I have a car. [in Zulu] I can give it to you.

[in Zulu] The only thing is - Disaster Holiday

[in Zulu] The only thing is

Because if you fail to do that… - Disaster Holiday

Because if you fail to do that…

[in Zulu] I will look for you
every which way, in every nook and cranny, - Disaster Holiday

[in Zulu] I will look for you every which way, in every nook...

[Ma Rosie sighs] - Disaster Holiday

[Ma Rosie sighs]

[engine starts] - Disaster Holiday

[engine starts]

Very safe. No, everything-- - Disaster Holiday

Very safe. No, everything--

Disaster Holiday poster

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A workaholic dad, trying to win over his kids, heads to the coast of Durban for a big work meeting — under the guise of a family road trip vacation.

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Director: Rethabile Ramaphakela

Writer: Rethabile Ramaphakela

Production: Burnt Onion Productions

Genre: comedy, family

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: N/A

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 13 Dec 2024

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81522482