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Um, so first off, I sat here and kept my mouth shut
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Um, so first off, I sat hereand kept my mouth shut and indulgedabout an hour of...

Um, so first off, I sat here
and kept my mouth shut and indulged
about an hour of your
startup bro bragging bullshit about
how you're saving the world delivering shitty beer
to a bunch of hipsters living in apartments
paid for by their parents

Full Transcript

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Um, so first off, I sat here and kept my mouth shut
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and indulged about an hour of your startup bro bragging bullshit
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about how you're saving the world
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delivering shitty beer to a bunch of hipsters
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living in apartments paid for by their parents.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:13
Uploaded
Mar 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, sci-fi
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A depressed millennial discovers that the world she knows is just a simulated version of reality that is being shut down. Suddenly, she's the only one who wants to stick around.
It's a stupid business idea, and frankly, it's not giving back to the community. - Discontinued 00:07
It's a stupid business idea, and frankly, it's not...
And don't fucking call me babe - Discontinued 00:07
And don't fucking call me babe
You are a walking example of everything that is wrong with this world. - Discontinued 00:05
You are a walking example of everything that is wrong with t...
I would gladly push you off a cliff before I slept with you. - Discontinued 00:06
I would gladly push you off a cliff before I slept with you.
So you can just go home, turn on some weird Japanese porn and literally fuck yourself. - Discontinued 00:07
So you can just go home, turn on some weird Japanese porn an...
And also, what the hell kind of rich guy tips ten percent? - Discontinued 00:06
And also, what the hell kind of rich guy tips ten percent?
Whoo, cuckoo. [clears throat] - Discontinued 00:09
Whoo, cuckoo. [clears throat]
[soft TV music] - Discontinued 00:07
[soft TV music]
[pensive music continues] - Discontinued 00:11
[pensive music continues]
[pills rattling in bottle] - Discontinued 00:05
[pills rattling in bottle]
[pills rattling] - Discontinued 00:05
[pills rattling]
[whimsical TV theme playing] [TV audience cheering] - Discontinued 00:09
[whimsical TV theme playing] [TV audience cheering]
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen! It's your favorite host here. - Discontinued 00:06
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen! It's your favorite host ...
[audience cheers] Thank you, thank you, yeah. - Discontinued 00:05
[audience cheers] Thank you, thank you, yeah.
Now you all know that I love to joke around. - Discontinued 00:06
Now you all know that I love to joke around.
But tonight I've got to talk to you about something very serious. - Discontinued 00:05
But tonight I've got to talk to you about something ver...
[audience groans] - Discontinued 00:08
[audience groans]
Simulated reality. [audience yells] - Discontinued 00:08
Simulated reality. [audience yells]
[speaking with English accent] The basic concept of simulated reality - Discontinued 00:07
[speaking with English accent] The basic concept of simulate...
A manufactured version of reality, which is in fact not real. - Discontinued 00:05
A manufactured version of reality, which is in fact not real...