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"Disenchantment" quotes

Disenchantment poster
Princess Tiabeanie, 'Bean', is annoyed at her imminent arranged marriage to Prince Merkimer. Then she meets Luci, a demon, and Elfo, an elf, and things get rather exciting, and dangerous.

Director: N/A
Writer: Matt Groening, Josh Weinstein
Production:
Genre: animation, action, adventure
Year: 2018
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice:
Released: 17 Aug 2018
Awards: 1 nomination

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Our minds are blank But our hearts are free - Disenchantment 00:05 Our minds are blank But our hearts are free A Maruvian symbol? Here? - Disenchantment 00:23 A Maruvian symbol? Here? Mmm. - Disenchantment 00:13 Mmm. [all cheering] - Disenchantment 00:10 [all cheering] [all clapping and exclaiming] - Disenchantment 00:06 [all clapping and exclaiming] [all grunt] - Disenchantment 00:14 [all grunt] An elf with a human girl? That ain't right. - Disenchantment 00:06 An elf with a human girl? That ain't right. And this is the garage door opener. Go ahead, Bean. Press the button. - Disenchantment 00:09 And this is the garage door opener. Go ahead, Bean. Press... And she lived happily ever after. So that's how it ends. - Disenchantment 00:06 And she lived happily ever after. So that's how it... And, voilà. We are lost. - Disenchantment 00:05 And, voilà. We are lost. -Are you freakin' kiddin' me with that? -They are freakin' kiddin' you with this! - Disenchantment 00:06 -Are you freakin' kiddin' me with that? -They are... Are you okay? - Disenchantment 00:16 Are you okay? Aren't you the crazy lizard queen of Dreamland? - Disenchantment 00:07 Aren't you the crazy lizard queen of Dreamland? Arr. Me vessel has gone under. - Disenchantment 00:17 Arr. Me vessel has gone under. Avast! Off the starboard bow. There's something in the water! - Disenchantment 00:19 Avast! Off the starboard bow. There's something in the... Bean? Are you all right? - Disenchantment 00:27 Bean? Are you all right? [Bean grunts] - Disenchantment 00:17 [Bean grunts] Bean! Wake up! It's me, Oona! - Disenchantment 00:19 Bean! Wake up! It's me, Oona! Bean, you want to come with? I could use hotheaded crazy girl. - Disenchantment 00:08 Bean, you want to come with? I could use hotheaded crazy... Bean? - Disenchantment 00:09 Bean? Big, scary worm is down in hole. - Disenchantment 00:12 Big, scary worm is down in hole. [both giggling] - Disenchantment 00:28 [both giggling] What the... - Disenchantment 00:09 What the... [chirps] - Disenchantment 00:18 [chirps] Come on! - Disenchantment 00:19 Come on! Damn you, brittle-old-lady bone. - Disenchantment 00:21 Damn you, brittle-old-lady bone. Did you see that? He did it! We're all here together! - Disenchantment 00:18 Did you see that? He did it! We're all here together! Didn't you always want a husband that screwed 30 walruses? - Disenchantment 00:08 Didn't you always want a husband that screwed 30... Don't let this reflect badly on the performing arts. - Disenchantment 00:05 Don't let this reflect badly on the performing arts. Oh. - Disenchantment 00:19 Oh. Elfo? Elfo? - Disenchantment 00:08 Elfo? Elfo? Elfo! Elfo! - Disenchantment 00:15 Elfo! Elfo! [Elfo screams] - Disenchantment 00:20 [Elfo screams] Everything's on schedule. Slight hiccup, they killed Slappo. - Disenchantment 00:09 Everything's on schedule. Slight hiccup, they killed... Good, I see you've made the right choice. - Disenchantment 00:24 Good, I see you've made the right choice. [growls] - Disenchantment 00:11 [growls] [grunts] - Disenchantment 00:20 [grunts] Hello? - Disenchantment 00:17 Hello? Wow. - Disenchantment 00:08 Wow. Here comes the hunter. - Disenchantment 00:27 Here comes the hunter. Hey, who blew that out? You don't scare me. - Disenchantment 00:05 Hey, who blew that out? You don't scare me. Hey. Who goes there? - Disenchantment 00:30 Hey. Who goes there? Hmm, salmon-y. - Disenchantment 00:20 Hmm, salmon-y. Huh? Is that a woman or a bear? - Disenchantment 00:15 Huh? Is that a woman or a bear? Huh. So, what was going on here? - Disenchantment 00:24 Huh. So, what was going on here? I need "Oona's Little Helper." - Disenchantment 00:24 I need "Oona's Little Helper." I never thought Elfo would be the cool one. - Disenchantment 00:28 I never thought Elfo would be the cool one. I think the duke exploded from gout. - Disenchantment 00:29 I think the duke exploded from gout. I'd help ya, but I've gotta return this book by tomorrow. - Disenchantment 00:07 I'd help ya, but I've gotta return this book by... If I had even one shred of dignity left, it is now long gone. - Disenchantment 00:09 If I had even one shred of dignity left, it is now long... I'll be okay. I just need to lie down for a while. - Disenchantment 00:14 I'll be okay. I just need to lie down for a while. I'm just going out for some fresh air. I couldn't sleep. - Disenchantment 00:20 I'm just going out for some fresh air. I couldn't... I'm sure she's fine. Let's run away and not check. - Disenchantment 00:06 I'm sure she's fine. Let's run away and not... Bean? - Disenchantment 00:07 Bean? Is death, or is? - Disenchantment 00:14 Is death, or is? It was sweet of you to wreck my wedding, but you're kind of slowing us down. - Disenchantment 00:12 It was sweet of you to wreck my wedding, but you're... Fire! - Disenchantment 00:11 Fire! King Zog, you're giving me your daughter, - Disenchantment 00:29 King Zog, you're giving me your daughter, Look! Your father! - Disenchantment 00:13 Look! Your father! Luci? - Disenchantment 00:17 Luci? Maybe I'll just walk into the sea and drown. - Disenchantment 00:10 Maybe I'll just walk into the sea and drown. -Oh, I'm so sorry. - - Disenchantment 00:20 -Oh, I'm so sorry. - Whoa, whoa... - Disenchantment 00:15 Whoa, whoa... -Whoa! - Disenchantment 00:19 -Whoa! Whoa. - Disenchantment 00:22 Whoa. Whoa! - Disenchantment 00:14 Whoa! Whoa! - Disenchantment 00:16 Whoa! Miss Moonpence, is the Archdruidess here? - Disenchantment 00:07 Miss Moonpence, is the Archdruidess here? [muffled grunting] - Disenchantment 00:22 [muffled grunting] My headache is gone! - Disenchantment 00:05 My headache is gone! Oh, glorious day! Welcome back, Dagmar. - Disenchantment 00:28 Oh, glorious day! Welcome back, Dagmar. Oh, my God. We almost died. - Disenchantment 00:06 Oh, my God. We almost died. Oh, my God. We gotta get thrones like this. - Disenchantment 00:06 Oh, my God. We gotta get thrones like this. Oh. Hi, I'm Elfo. And you are? - Disenchantment 00:28 Oh. Hi, I'm Elfo. And you are? Ho! - Disenchantment 00:19 Ho! Oh, my subjects, my servants, - Disenchantment 00:14 Oh, my subjects, my servants, Oh! Wade! Wade! In here! I knew you'd come back for us. - Disenchantment 00:07 Oh! Wade! Wade! In here! I knew you'd come back for us. Okay, get ready. Here we go. - Disenchantment 00:05 Okay, get ready. Here we go. [Oona snoring] - Disenchantment 00:30 [Oona snoring] Our minds are blank But our hearts are free - Disenchantment 00:05 Our minds are blank But our hearts are free Our plan is even closer to fruition. - Disenchantment 00:18 Our plan is even closer to fruition. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! - Disenchantment 00:05 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [owl hoots] - Disenchantment 00:07 [owl hoots] Prophecy? That couldn't be about little old... - Disenchantment 00:06 Prophecy? That couldn't be about little old... Rise and shine, Princess. It's your big day. - Disenchantment 00:12 Rise and shine, Princess. It's your big day. -[rustling] -[gasps] - Disenchantment 00:07 -[rustling] -[gasps] [screams] - Disenchantment 00:31 [screams] Seems a little lackluster, no? - Disenchantment 00:09 Seems a little lackluster, no? Shut your snouts, you dumb pigs, or I'm gonna... Oh, wait. - Disenchantment 00:06 Shut your snouts, you dumb pigs, or I'm gonna... Oh,...
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Cast

Bean - Abbi Jacobson
Luci - Eric André
Elfo - Nat Faxon
King Zøg - John DiMaggio
The Herald - David Herman
All Cast