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If I weren't so old and fat and diabetic and anemic and arthritic
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Disenchantment

If I weren't so old and fatand diabetic and anemic and arthritic

If I weren't so old and fat
and diabetic and anemic and arthritic

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If I weren't so old and fat and diabetic and anemic and arthritic...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:13
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Season
1
Episode
12
Genres
animation, action, adventure
Production
The ULULU Company

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Movie Summary

Princess Tiabeanie, 'Bean', is annoyed at her imminent arranged marriage to Prince Merkimer. Then she meets Luci, a demon, and Elfo, an elf, and things get rather exciting, and dangerous.
S01 • E10 I was known as Zog the Warrior Prince. - Disenchantment 00:07
I was known as Zog the Warrior Prince.
S01 • E15 Gonna punch you right in the face, you... - Disenchantment 00:05
Gonna punch you right in the face, you...
S01 • E20 You're always going on about this "pre-trial hearing." - Disenchantment 00:08
You're always going on about this "pre-trial heari...
S01 • E18 You're paying me with me? I don't need money. - Disenchantment 00:04
You're paying me with me? I don't need money.
S01 • E06 [Elfo and Luci slurping] - Disenchantment 00:07
[Elfo and Luci slurping]
S01 • E03 Hoodlums? Bad friend? Ignorant elf? - Disenchantment 00:04
Hoodlums? Bad friend? Ignorant elf?
S01 • E13 Why didn't you leave, Bean? I asked you politely. - Disenchantment 00:04
Why didn't you leave, Bean? I asked you politely.
S01 • E04 [scoffs] Look at all those fools dancing. It would be so... - Disenchantment 00:04
[scoffs] Look at all those fools dancing. It would be so...
S01 • E17 Hey, Elfo, do you like to use your imagination? - Disenchantment 00:05
Hey, Elfo, do you like to use your imagination?
S01 • E09 [grunts] - Disenchantment 00:05
[grunts]
S01 • E09 [grunts] - Disenchantment 00:20
[grunts]
S01 • E01 [grunts] - Disenchantment 00:08
[grunts]
S01 • E08 I am Sorcerio, Wizard of Wonder. Your traps are no match for-- - Disenchantment 00:09
I am Sorcerio, Wizard of Wonder. Your traps are no match for...
S01 • E05 You do? Aw, that's so nice... What the hell? - Disenchantment 00:05
You do? Aw, that's so nice... What the hell?
S01 • E11 I was just trying to talk to my friend. We got separated when we left Dreamland. - Disenchantment 00:05
I was just trying to talk to my friend. We got separated whe...
S01 • E04 It would be so stupid for us to join them, right? - Disenchantment 00:04
It would be so stupid for us to join them, right?
S01 • E18 I wrote the play so I could come to terms with my family and my past. - Disenchantment 00:06
I wrote the play so I could come to terms with my family and...
S01 • E19 He turned into a dragon and flew out the window! - Disenchantment 00:04
He turned into a dragon and flew out the window!
S01 • E13 -What? You threw all sorts of rocks at us. - And a pig. - Disenchantment 00:05
-What? You threw all sorts of rocks at us. - And a pig.
S01 • E07 [giant grunts] - Disenchantment 00:04
[giant grunts]