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Disjointed

Cannabis legend Ruth Whitefeather Feldman employs her newly graduated son and a team of young "budtenders" to help run her Los Angeles marijuana dispensary.

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To my parents' esteem. - Disjointed

To my parents' esteem.

My liquid safety. - Disjointed

My liquid safety.

Is of their utmost importance. - Disjointed

Is of their utmost importance.

No son, though. No... heir apparent. - Disjointed

No son, though. No... heir apparent.

With the Bud Butter Buddy, all
you have to do is add butter... - Disjointed

With the Bud Butter Buddy, all you have to do is add butter....

Maybe we'll bone a couple of times,
and call it a day. - Disjointed

Maybe we'll bone a couple of times, and call it a day.

But they are deceived With
regard to my activities. - Disjointed

But they are deceived With regard to my activities.

No one to take this studio over
when I'm in my Tae Kwon Dotage. - Disjointed

No one to take this studio over when I'm in my Tae Kwon...

"Our time is up." - Disjointed

"Our time is up."

Oh. So, it's like a regular day,
but outside. - Disjointed

Oh. So, it's like a regular day, but outside.

Perhaps I deserve the
water-borne diseases For which. - Disjointed

Perhaps I deserve the water-borne diseases For which.

They wanna be a princess, a unicorn
and an arts administrator. - Disjointed

They wanna be a princess, a unicorn and an arts administrato...

... which activates the machine
using the very electricity - Disjointed

... which activates the machine using the very electricity

Besides,
dojangs are traditionally handed down - Disjointed

Besides, dojangs are traditionally handed down

Why do I lie? - Disjointed

It sounds like you're looking
for something anti-anxiety. - Disjointed

It sounds like you're looking for something anti-anxiet...

Regarding my medical school instruction. - Disjointed

Regarding my medical school instruction.

Well, again, I should-- - Disjointed

Well, again, I should--

I just thought maybe
I'd wait till tonight - Disjointed

I just thought maybe I'd wait till tonight

"With whom I procreate." - Disjointed

"With whom I procreate."

Oh, Maria, smoking cannabis isn't
about withdrawing from your family. - Disjointed

Oh, Maria, smoking cannabis isn't about withdrawing fro...

But alas... I've found no one among
my students with the purity of heart - Disjointed

But alas... I've found no one among my students with th...

You know,
I was reading somewhere that the wrist - Disjointed

You know, I was reading somewhere that the wrist

At the University of
California, Los Angeles? - Disjointed

At the University of California, Los Angeles?

Fuck. The butter. - Disjointed

Fuck. The butter.

"shut up your mom." - Disjointed

"shut up your mom."

The Bud Butter Buddy, - Disjointed

The Bud Butter Buddy,

I'm just a customer with a family and
a sterling reputation in the community. - Disjointed

I'm just a customer with a family and a sterling reputa...

Say, it's time for my favorite
dance team, so let's look. - Disjointed

Say, it's time for my favorite dance team, so let'...

[knocking on door] - Disjointed

[knocking on door]

A box of matches and an eighth
of Romulan Green marijuana. - Disjointed

A box of matches and an eighth of Romulan Green marijuana.

This is going to be the end of the road - Disjointed

This is going to be the end of the road

-You see that girl Travis brought?
-Yes. I saw her on the monitor. - Disjointed

-You see that girl Travis brought? -Yes. I saw her on the mo...

And soon you'll be
enjoying the smoothest, - Disjointed

And soon you'll be enjoying the smoothest,

I have a job I could do as well. - Disjointed

I have a job I could do as well.

Every Romulan Green
cigarette is hand-rolled - Disjointed

Every Romulan Green cigarette is hand-rolled

Yeah. I was gonna come out and say hi, - Disjointed

Yeah. I was gonna come out and say hi,

Thank you, but I'm a happily married man,
and I like the one I get on my birthday. - Disjointed

Thank you, but I'm a happily married man, and I like th...

Not only did she set me up with some
kick-ass Frosted Mini Weed cereal... - Disjointed

Not only did she set me up with some kick-ass Frosted Mini W...

Whew! [chuckles] - Disjointed

Whew! [chuckles]

It was 15 years ago Jack
Heron first came into my life. - Disjointed

It was 15 years ago Jack Heron first came into my life.

She's chill, funny
and radiates a beautiful sadness." - Disjointed

She's chill, funny and radiates a beautiful sadness.&qu...

Well, uh... you know, I--
I've been smoking weed for... - Disjointed

Well, uh... you know, I-- I've been smoking weed for...

I'm a co-owner. So, if you wanna
harass somebody, start with me. - Disjointed

I'm a co-owner. So, if you wanna harass somebody, start...

Medicating... for a while now,
you know, and-- - Disjointed

Medicating... for a while now, you know, and--

I was a young college student
with no sense of purpose or self, - Disjointed

I was a young college student with no sense of purpose or se...

With my mom's hot prison action
last night, we never got to talk - Disjointed

With my mom's hot prison action last night, we never go...

I mean, you're finally coming in late
and taking long lunches and... - Disjointed

I mean, you're finally coming in late and taking long l...

Hey, Mom. I can't talk
long, I'm in class. - Disjointed

Hey, Mom. I can't talk long, I'm in class.

"Mom, Dad, good news!" - Disjointed

"Mom, Dad, good news!"

I think it's "L.A. Dude." - Disjointed

I think it's "L.A. Dude."

Well, in a sense, you're my boss,
so it would've been weird. - Disjointed

Well, in a sense, you're my boss, so it would've b...

[sighs] - Disjointed

Yeah, I guess I see what you're saying.
I never see you as an employee, though. - Disjointed

Yeah, I guess I see what you're saying. I never see you...

And believe me when... When
I say you're the boss, - Disjointed

And believe me when... When I say you're the boss,

We keep security footage of everyone
who comes in the store, right? - Disjointed

We keep security footage of everyone who comes in the store,...

You would be very proud of me.
Almost as if I were a male child. - Disjointed

You would be very proud of me. Almost as if I were a male ch...

I mean, we both know your mom
is the real boss around here. - Disjointed

I mean, we both know your mom is the real boss around here.

And I've been keeping all this shit
bottled up way too long and... - Disjointed

And I've been keeping all this shit bottled up way too ...

Gotta go. Say hi to Dad.
Bye maternal figure! - Disjointed

Gotta go. Say hi to Dad. Bye maternal figure!

So, we could go back through it
and figure out - Disjointed

So, we could go back through it and figure out

-Yeah, let's do it! It'll be fun.
-Okay, yeah, let's do it. - Disjointed

-Yeah, let's do it! It'll be fun. -Okay, yeah, let...

Come on, sun.
Don't be an asshole, light this shit. - Disjointed

Come on, sun. Don't be an asshole, light this shit.

Really? We have a boss-free day and
that's how you're gonna waste it? - Disjointed

Really? We have a boss-free day and that's how you'...

It's never gonna light it now,
you called him an asshole. - Disjointed

It's never gonna light it now, you called him an asshol...

He said it's a way to
get high without pot, - Disjointed

He said it's a way to get high without pot,

National Traves-Deez Nuts. - Disjointed

National Traves-Deez Nuts.

How did that dipshit
from Cast Away make fire? - Disjointed

How did that dipshit from Cast Away make fire?

[theme music
& train-tooting effect playing] - Disjointed

[theme music & train-tooting effect playing]

I can't even follow. [chuckles] - Disjointed

I can't even follow. [chuckles]

How could I keep that up - Disjointed

How could I keep that up

Dank, Dabby. Thank you guys
so much for all your support. - Disjointed

Dank, Dabby. Thank you guys so much for all your support.

But I'm a little confused. Isn't
Tae Kwon Doug kind of an asshole? - Disjointed

But I'm a little confused. Isn't Tae Kwon Doug kin...

Behold, the first ever cannabis - Disjointed

Behold, the first ever cannabis

- Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! - Disjointed

- Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

As the boss around here,
I'd like to talk to you - Disjointed

As the boss around here, I'd like to talk to you

Katniss is on fire
because Cinna designed her a dress - Disjointed

Katniss is on fire because Cinna designed her a dress

Look at this lush, well-nourished,
leafy flower - Disjointed

Look at this lush, well-nourished, leafy flower

But it does have a floor and
that's like a wall for your feet. - Disjointed

But it does have a floor and that's like a wall for you...

Uh, look, I got a favor I gotta ask you. - Disjointed

Uh, look, I got a favor I gotta ask you.

Please welcome Jayte Matias, - Disjointed

Please welcome Jayte Matias,

I just remembered plot details
from a movie I saw years ago. - Disjointed

I just remembered plot details from a movie I saw years ago.

Also, it doesn't give you the munchies, - Disjointed

Also, it doesn't give you the munchies,

Now, this beauty was found
in a secret pocket - Disjointed

Now, this beauty was found in a secret pocket

-Oh, my God. We're getting not high!
-Oh, my God. We're getting not high! - Disjointed

-Oh, my God. We're getting not high! -Oh, my God. We�...

Look, Dank, Dabby, you know, you're
two of our best customers... - Disjointed

Look, Dank, Dabby, you know, you're two of our best cus...

Oh, is that your story?
'Cause here's what I think. - Disjointed

Oh, is that your story? 'Cause here's what I think...

"Ruth's Alternative Caring: - Disjointed

"Ruth's Alternative Caring:

Last I checked, you guys are pretty
close to 100,000 subscribers, right? - Disjointed

Last I checked, you guys are pretty close to 100,000 subscri...

And I appreciate your business, but I
just got a visit from Tae Kwon Doug, - Disjointed

And I appreciate your business, but I just got a visit from ...

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Cannabis legend Ruth Whitefeather Feldman employs her newly graduated son and a team of young "budtenders" to help run her Los Angeles marijuana dispensary.

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Director: N/A

Writer: David Javerbaum, Chuck Lorre

Production: Vijayta Films

Genre: comedy

Year: 2017

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ImdbRating: 6.8

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Released: 25 Aug 2017

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