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"District 9" quotes

District 9 poster
Thirty years ago, aliens arrive on Earth. Not to conquer or give aid, but to find refuge from their dying planet. Separated from humans in a South African area called District 9, the aliens are managed by Multi-National United, which is unconcerned with the aliens' welfare but will do anything to master their advanced technology. When a company field agent contracts a mysterious virus that begins to alter his DNA, there is only one place he can hide: District 9.

Director: Neill Blomkamp
Writer: Neill Blomkamp, Terri Tatchell
Production: N/A
Genre: science fiction
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 81/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: $115,646,235
Released: 14 Aug 2009
Awards: Nominated for 4 Oscars. 31 wins & 117 nominations total

132 video clips

Wikus Van De MerweObesandjoObesandjo's LieutenantTania Van De MerweFundiswa MhlangaSarah Livingstone - SociologistJames Hope - Police OfficerGrey Bradnam - Uknr Chief CorrespondentThomasKoobus Venter
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When dealing with aliens try to be polite but firm - District 9 00:09 When dealing with aliens try to be polite but firm Sorry wait Just go slowly with the clicks there - District 9 00:08 Sorry wait Just go slowly with the clicks there Hello it's the sweetie man - District 9 00:05 Hello it's the sweetie man Fuel goes in here - District 9 00:31 Fuel goes in here This whole thing's under your shack - District 9 00:16 This whole thing's under your shack You guys haven't seen my wife Let me show you my wife - District 9 00:23 You guys haven't seen my wife Let me show you my wife It contains the fluid - District 9 00:07 It contains the fluid What are you doing - District 9 00:04 What are you doing I would never have any kind of pornographic activity - District 9 00:08 I would never have any kind of pornographic activity This is basically a guy and there's three humans here - District 9 00:11 This is basically a guy and there's three humans here But it's not a weapon - District 9 00:09 But it's not a weapon You don't need that man Only sissies wear that You don't need that - District 9 00:06 You don't need that man Only sissies wear that You... I'll get you out of here I'll get you to the drop ship - District 9 00:08 I'll get you out of here I'll get you to the drop... He was an honest man and he didn't deserve what happened - District 9 00:05 He was an honest man and he didn't deserve what... Where they sold cat food to the aliens for exorbitant prices - District 9 00:06 Where they sold cat food to the aliens for exorbitant prices You can't say they don't look like that They look like prawns - District 9 00:05 You can't say they don't look like that They look... This is Christmas This is Christmas my friends - District 9 00:08 This is Christmas This is Christmas my friends You wanna fucking play with me Koobus - District 9 00:07 You wanna fucking play with me Koobus There's no way of knowing whether Christopher Johnson will return - District 9 00:18 There's no way of knowing whether Christopher Johnson... You can take that Keep it as a souvenir for your first abortion - District 9 00:08 You can take that Keep it as a souvenir for your first... I can't believe I get paid to do this - District 9 00:10 I can't believe I get paid to do this Do you hear that That's a popping sound that you're hearing - District 9 00:05 Do you hear that That's a popping sound that... Forget the weapons Forget the weapons - District 9 00:08 Forget the weapons Forget the weapons All right That's very comfort - District 9 00:07 All right That's very comfort Fuck I'm not fucking scared of you - District 9 00:05 Fuck I'm not fucking scared of you This is tangled This is tangled - District 9 00:04 This is tangled This is tangled Don't give up on me because I can I - District 9 00:06 Don't give up on me because I can I Don't point your fucking tentacles at me - District 9 00:05 Don't point your fucking tentacles at me I can't wait to see our planet - District 9 00:54 I can't wait to see our planet We require your scrawl on this eviction notification - District 9 00:14 We require your scrawl on this eviction notification I thought you said not to kill them - District 9 00:07 I thought you said not to kill them We trade for 10 000 cans - District 9 00:30 We trade for 10 000 cans We go home now - District 9 00:11 We go home now How did you do this one my man - District 9 00:17 How did you do this one my man I might have crapped in my pants Surprise - District 9 00:10 I might have crapped in my pants Surprise Hello MNU We are here to serve eviction notices - District 9 00:07 Hello MNU We are here to serve eviction notices You've been drinking a little bit eh Watch the suit man - District 9 00:08 You've been drinking a little bit eh Watch the suit man My son's in there - District 9 00:05 My son's in there I don't know This has got the markings there of - District 9 00:16 I don't know This has got the markings there of Come on! Bring what you got! - District 9 00:06 Come on! Bring what you got! -Fall back. -What the fuck? - District 9 00:10 -Fall back. -What the fuck? Fuck. Fuck. - District 9 00:10 Fuck. Fuck. He almost got me. - District 9 00:08 He almost got me. -He's not gonna talk. -Then just fucking kill him. - District 9 00:10 -He's not gonna talk. -Then just fucking kill him. Hey. Come on. - District 9 00:16 Hey. Come on. Hold your fire. Hold your fire and keep your positions. - District 9 00:11 Hold your fire. Hold your fire and keep your positions. Is that all you've got? - District 9 00:17 Is that all you've got? Listen, you go ahead. You can make it. - District 9 00:29 Listen, you go ahead. You can make it. Report. Come in. - District 9 00:09 Report. Come in. Select weapons. Okay, fuck. Which one? - District 9 00:12 Select weapons. Okay, fuck. Which one? -Shit. -You fuck. - District 9 00:12 -Shit. -You fuck. Stay back, you fucker. - District 9 00:09 Stay back, you fucker. Unbelievable. - District 9 00:28 Unbelievable. We go home now? - District 9 00:06 We go home now? You guys haven't seen my wife. Let me show you my wife. - District 9 00:23 You guys haven't seen my wife. Let me show you my wife. You may have the prawn. Okay? Just let me fucking go. - District 9 00:31 You may have the prawn. Okay? Just let me fucking go. Are you sure you should be having that after your whole puking episode? - District 9 00:18 Are you sure you should be having that after your whole puki... Arriving on the ground. First Reaction Battalion is in pursuit. Over. - District 9 00:06 Arriving on the ground. First Reaction Battalion is in pursu... But it's not a weapon - District 9 00:09 But it's not a weapon Careful. Wait. - District 9 00:17 Careful. Wait. Come on. Get in. - District 9 00:14 Come on. Get in. --contractors are closing in on the Nigerian compound, and it-- - District 9 00:11 --contractors are closing in on the Nigerian compound, and i... Control, this is Bird Dog 7. ye're set up at all major exits to the city. - District 9 00:11 Control, this is Bird Dog 7. ye're set up at all major ... Control, we're taking enemy fire. - District 9 00:06 Control, we're taking enemy fire. Didn't I tell you. . . - District 9 00:12 Didn't I tell you. . . --directly to the left of us. - District 9 00:07 --directly to the left of us. Do you hear that That's a popping sound that you're hearing - District 9 00:05 Do you hear that That's a popping sound that... Dr. Smith, please come to Room 405. Dr. Smith. - District 9 00:06 Dr. Smith, please come to Room 405. Dr. Smith. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. - District 9 00:05 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck I'm not fucking scared of you - District 9 00:05 Fuck I'm not fucking scared of you -Fuck. -Move close. - District 9 00:19 -Fuck. -Move close. Fuck - District 9 00:09 Fuck Fuck you. Fuck you! Fuck you! - District 9 00:06 Fuck you. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you. Fuck you! - District 9 00:09 Fuck you. Fuck you! Fuck you. You big fucking man, huh? - District 9 00:20 Fuck you. You big fucking man, huh? Fuel goes in here - District 9 00:31 Fuel goes in here Get your hands off me. Fucking get off me! - District 9 00:12 Get your hands off me. Fucking get off me! Go, go, go. - District 9 00:07 Go, go, go. He was an honest man and he didn't deserve what happened - District 9 00:05 He was an honest man and he didn't deserve what... Hello it's the sweetie man - District 9 00:05 Hello it's the sweetie man Hello MNU We are here to serve eviction notices - District 9 00:07 Hello MNU We are here to serve eviction notices Hey, hey. What the--? Hey, hey. Hey, man. Hey. - District 9 00:06 Hey, hey. What the--? Hey, hey. Hey, man. Hey. -Hi. This is Tania. -And Wikus. - District 9 00:12 -Hi. This is Tania. -And Wikus. How are you doing that? - District 9 00:20 How are you doing that? How did you do this one my man - District 9 00:14 How did you do this one my man How many moons does our planet have - District 9 00:51 How many moons does our planet have I can't believe I get paid to do this. - District 9 00:31 I can't believe I get paid to do this. I can't believe I get paid to do this - District 9 00:10 I can't believe I get paid to do this I would never have any kind of pornographic activity - District 9 00:08 I would never have any kind of pornographic activity
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Cast

Wikus Van De Merwe - Sharlto Copley
Grey Bradnam - UKNR Chief Correspondent - Jason Cope
Sarah Livingstone - Sociologist - Nathalie Boltt
Dr Katrina McKenzie - Sylvaine Strike
Interviewee - Elizabeth Mkandawie
Les Feldman - MIL Engineer - John Sumner
Dirk Michaels - William Allen Young
Interviewer - Greg Melvill-Smith
Francois Moraneu - CIV Engineer Team - Nick Blake
Interviewee - Morena Busa Sesatsa
Interviewee - Themba Nkosi
Interviewee - Mzwandile Nqoba
Interviewee - Barry Strydom
James Hope - Police Officer - Jed Brophy
Piet Smit - Louis Minnaar
Tania Van De Merwe - Vanessa Haywood
Sandra Van De Merwe - Marian Hooman
Michael Bloemstein - MNU Alien Civil Affairs - Vittorio Leonardi
Fundiswa Mhlanga - Mandla Gaduka
Nicolas Van De Merwe - Johan van Schoor
Phyllis Sinderson - MNU Alien Relations - Stella Steenkamp
Koobus Venter - David James
Thomas - Kenneth Nkosi
Reporter - Mampho Brescia
Clive Henderson - Entomologist - Tim Gordon
MNU Medic - Morne Erasmus
Paramedic - Anthony Bishop
MNU Doctor - David Clatworthy
MNU Doctor - Mike Huff
MNU Executive - Anthony Fridjhon
Obesandjo - Eugene Khumbanyiwa
Sangoma - Hlengiwe Madlala
Obesandjo's Lieutenant - Siyabonga Radebe
Anton Grobler - Melt Sieberhagen
Mike Van Kerland - Andre Odendaal
MNU Doctor - Johnathan Taylor
MNU Medical Student - John Ellis
MNU Medical Student - Louise Saint-Claire
MNU Operating Room Doctor - Alan Glauber
MNU Biolab Technician - Nicolas Herbstein
MNU Lead Medical Technician - Norman Anstey
Craig Weldon (as Nick Borain) - Nick Boraine
Ross Pienaar - Robert Hobbs
Günters Woman - Sibulele Gcilitshana
SABC Anchor Person - Mahendra Raghunath
Meat Stall Seller - Phillip Mathebula
MNU Office Worker - Claudine Bennent
MNU Office Worker - Michelle Ayden
MNU Office Worker - Antony Sarak
MNU Office Worker - Billy Somagaca
MNU Office Worker - Ryan Whittal
MNU Office Worker - John Jacob
MNU Office Worker - Yashik Maharaj
MNU Office Worker - Fernando Saraiva
MNU Office Worker - Sharon Waugh
MNU Mercenary - Brandon Auret
MNU Mercenary - Jacques Gombault
MNU Mercenary - Justin Strydom
MNU Mercenary (as Simo Magwaza) - Simo Mogwaza
MNU Mercenary - Theunis Nel
MNU Mercenary - Sonni Chidiebere
MNU Mercenary - Matt Stern
MNU Mercenary - Danny Datnow
MNU Mercenary - David Dukas
MNU Guard - Daniel Hadebe
MNU Guard - Wisani Mbokota
MNU Guard - Craig Jackson
MNU Guard - Justin Duplessis
MNU Guard - Rodney Downey
MNU Guard (as Den Antonakis) - Den Antonakas
Nigerian Gangster - Bongo Mbutuma
Nigerian Gangster - Johnny Selema
Nigerian Gangster - Mashabela Galane
Nigerian Gangster - Mfazwe Sekobane
Nigerian Gangster - Nicholas Ratlou
Nigerian Gangster - Saint Gregory Nwokedi
Nigerian Gangster - Donalson Rabisi
Nigerian Gangster - Zephania Sibanda
Nigerian Gangster - Gideon Thodane
Nigerian Gangster - Mdu Mthabela
Nigerian Gangster - David Mikhethi
Nigerian Gangster - Jeffries Simelane
Nigerian Gangster - Shafique Allan
Nigerian Hooker - Wendy Mbatha
Nigerian Hooker - Leigh Mashupye
Nigerian Hooker - Beauty Setai
Nigerian Hooker - Nkiyase Mondlana
Soweto Resident - Kuda Rusike
Soweto Resident - Morena Setatsa
Soweto Resident - Mpho Molao
Soweto Resident - Ntombi Nkuua
Soweto Resident - Absalom Dikane
Soweto Resident - Monthandazo Thomo
Soweto Resident - Norman Thabalala
Soweto Resident - Siphiwe Mbuko
Soweto Resident - Shiela Nene
Man with Wikus' Coordinates - Neill Blomkamp
MNU Mercenary - Trevor Coppola
Scientist - Peter Muyzers