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If it had been a snake, it would have bit me
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Django Unchained

If it had been a snake, it would have bit me

If it had been a snake, it would have bit me

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If it had been a snake
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it would have bit me
Available in 8 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
01:54:45
Uploaded
Jan 31, 2026
Genres
drama, western
Production
The Weinstein Company,Columbia Pictures

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With the help of a German bounty hunter, a freed slave sets out to rescue his wife from a brutal Mississippi plantation owner.
Those lying... - Django Unchained 00:44
Those lying...
- -Out of New Orleans, so I have quite a bit of practice with theatre types. - Django Unchained 00:08
- -Out of New Orleans, so I have quite a bit of practice...
I was beginning to think that you and that old crow run off together. - Django Unchained 00:06
I was beginning to think that you and that old crow run off...
Billy Crash is out there dealing with some shady slaver... - Django Unchained 00:05
Billy Crash is out there dealing with some shady slaver...
...trying to sell a passel of ponies. - Django Unchained 00:07
...trying to sell a passel of ponies.
Yeah. Business never sleeps. Apropos, before your exit, we were discussing the possibility of my pur - Django Unchained 00:21
Yeah. Business never sleeps. Apropos, before your exit, we...
Yeah. Business never sleeps. - Django Unchained 00:05
Yeah. Business never sleeps.
...we were discussing the possibility of my purchasing Broomhilda. - Django Unchained 00:06
...we were discussing the possibility of my purchasing...
Who's your little friendThis is BenHe's a old Joe thatlived around here for a long timeAnd I do mean a long damn timeOld Ben heretook care of my daddyand my daddy's daddyTill he up and keeled over one dayOld Ben took care of meGrowing up the son of aa - Django Unchained 03:00
Who's your little friendThis is BenHe's a old Joe...
He's a old Joe that lived around here for a long time. - Django Unchained 00:07
He's a old Joe that lived around here for a long time.
Growing up the son of a huge plantation owner in Mississippi... - Django Unchained 00:06
Growing up the son of a huge plantation owner in...
...with a whole lot of black faces. - Django Unchained 00:06
...with a whole lot of black faces.
Now, right out there on that porch, three times a week for 50 years, Old Ben here, would shave my daddy with a straight razor. - Django Unchained 00:54
Now, right out there on that porch, three times a week for...
Now, right out there on that porch, three times a week for 50 years... - Django Unchained 00:07
Now, right out there on that porch, three times a week for...
...Old Ben here would shave my daddy with a straight razor. - Django Unchained 00:07
...Old Ben here would shave my daddy with a straight razor.
You see, the science of phrenology... - Django Unchained 00:06
You see, the science of phrenology...
...the separation of our two species. - Django Unchained 00:05
...the separation of our two species.
...is larger than any human or any other subhuman species on planet Earth. - Django Unchained 00:08
...is larger than any human or any other subhuman species on...
If you examine... - Django Unchained 00:07
If you examine...
You will notice, three distinct dimples. - Django Unchained 00:06
You will notice, three distinct dimples.